Da Swamp Non Political Op Ed


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Welcome To Da Desert Ya All

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A Good Commander Is Benevolent And Unconcerned With Fame  /  Master Sun Tzu

The Final Throw Down

Strap Yourselves In World.

Gonna Be One Hell Of A Rough Ride.

You Looking For P.C.

Trust Me.

You On The Damn Wrong Page.

A Quick Shout Out Of Sorts.

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If Your A Democrat. Your An Idiot.

If Your A Republican. Your An Idiot.

If Your A Liberal. Your An Idiot.

If  Your A Conservative. Your An Idiot.

If Your A Socialist/Communist. Your A Real Idiot And You Need To Be Stepping It Up The Road On Past Sweeney’s House And Da Hell Out Of My Country.

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General/President George Washington’ Farewell Speech / 1796

What Stands Out For Me Is How Emphatic President Washington Was In His Serious Warning To America In Regards To Political Parties.

The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge natural to party dissension, which in different ages & countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders & miseries, which result, gradually incline the minds of men to seek security & repose in the absolute power of an Individual: and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of Public Liberty.” — George Washington, September 19, 1796

I Was The Ripe Old Age Of 13 Years When I Read This Document. Perhaps I Was The Only One.

Look Around America.

Your On High Alert.

Bustillion Alarm Fire.

The Precipice Growing Thinner By The Day.

Politics Has Taken This Country Down The Very Tubes Leading Into The Dark Dark Fecal Dripping Sewer.

And Yet, I Listen To The Slant Face, Political Hacks Spewing Forth Endless Yak In Regards To Our ‘Fore Fathers‘.

Quite Possibly These Political Gripped Losers Somehow Passed Over This Part Of General/President George Washington’s Farewell Speech..

Then There Is The Endless Parade Of Talking Heads.

Pretty Faces In Front Of The Camera, Who’s Job It Is To Present The News. Period.

But Oh The Hell No.

Seemingly, This, The Most Important Part Of Their Job Description Has Escaped Them.

Now These Mindless Pretty Faces Add Their Opinions, As If I Actually Give Two Shitz Or Three Fast Flyin Fuckz.

The Real Tragedy Here, Are The Idiots Out In Television Land Who Spout Their Chosen Talking Head’s Slanted Political Diatribe Idiocy, Word For Word. Moron’s Would Be An Upgrade.

Over The Years I Have Come Down Hard On The Likes Of MSNBC And CNN.

For Close To 16 Years, Fox News Has Been My Go To Cable News Channel.

This T.V. Viewing Habit Has Come To A Screeching Halt As Of Yesterday Evening.

The Short Take In All Of This Is That The Fox News Network Has Morphed Into The ‘Trump Fox News Network‘.

To View Over The Past Several Months.

A Political Mission Forward.

Building To Sky High Crescendo.

Up And Down The Ladder.

From One Fox Broadcaster To Another.

Taking Up For Trump No Matter What.

No Regard What So Ever To Who They Throw Under The 48 Ton Political Bus.

Good Men, All To Save The King.

Yeah.

I Do Get it.

Mainstream Tearing Trump A New One.

That Aside.

It Is Not Your Job Fox News To Rally Behind ANY Political Figure.

Your job Is To Broadcast The News.

This Realization Jumped Out At Me From Of  Flat-screen, Flying Multiple Mach During the Hannity Show.

Now To Be Honest, I Usually Have Mr. Remote Mute Engaged, As Wells I’m Flipping Back And Forth Between Seinfeld, Family Guy And Fox News.

Yesterday Fox News Retracted The Story That Sean Hannity Was Screaming From The Rooftops Over And Over For The Last Several Months.

The Story Had To Do With The Death Of Democratic National Committee Staffer Seth Rich.

Police Investigators Concluded That Seth’s Murder Was A Robbery.

There Were Not Any Items Missing From Seth’s Person.

So The Question Was How Could Seth’s Murder Be In Fact, A Robbery?

Conspiracy Theories Started To Fly.

The Thing Of It Is, That In Cases Such As This, Sometimes, The Assailant Hasn’t, For Whatever Reason, Time To Conduct A Personal Search Of The Victim.

Quite Possibly He Was Scared Off.

Also, There Is The Possibility Of Gang Initiation, Where As The Assailants Only Mission Is To Smoke A Citizen.

Just On And On And On.

But In This Case, The Victim Was A D.N.C. Staffer. Just So Happened.

So, For Months On End, Sean Hannity Beat This Wild Horse To Near Death.

Then, At Some Point, GOD Only Knows Why,  Fox News Executive Were Inclined To Investigate This story. Common Practice.

They Concluded That There Just Was Not Enough Evidence To Warrant Any More Coverage At This Time In This Particular Story.

In Essence. End Of Story. Period.

But Oh the Hell No.

Now Keep In Mind That I Am Watching Sean Hannity Since The Hannity And Colmes Days.

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I Had Respect For You ‘Irish’.

That Changed Yesterday Evening.

If You Read The Article About Fox News Retracting The Seth Rich Story, The Motivating Factor For The Retraction Was Seth’s Families Pleas To Fox News To Cease And Desist Using In Essence Seth’s Murder To Further A Political Agenda And As Well, What Family Wants Their Murdered Son’s Ordeal To Drag On And On And On.

One Would Think.

Seemingly, Sean Hannity Didn’t Receive The Clue Up In Regards To All Of This.

So Instead Of Stating Something Of This Nature:

“Due To The Lack Of Evidence In Regards To The  Murder Of Seth Rich Myself And Fox News Are Pulling This Story Until Further Investigation. I Apologize For Any Inconvenience America”.

Period.

But Oh The Hell No.

Hannity Went Into This Self Aggrandizing Diatribe On How Sincerely Sorry He Was For The Rich Family And Seth’s Mother And… On And On And On.

LORD GOD Bless You All So Much.

Then At One Point, He States, Now Worries, He Is Still On The Case.

Nigga Paleeze.

And ‘Trump Fox News Network‘ Marches On.

It’s Not Just Hannity.

It’s Actually Just About The Entire Fox News Broadcast Staff.

Another Fox News Broadcasting Fact.

If Not For Advertisers Jumping Ship Faster Than Rats, Bill ‘Harasser’ O’Reilly Would Still Be on Air.

As I have Always Stated. Going Back In Time To Television Production Class, First Day.

Professor Sullivan Stating:

“Television Is A Big Lie Whose Only Purpose Is To Sell Products. You Will Be Tested Class”.

For Example.

Yesterday Evening.

For Hours On End.

Fox News Was Cemented In Manchester, England.

I Up Shift The Dial One Click On To MSNBC.

They Are Broadcasting The Senate Investigation Into The 2016 Elections And Russian Influence On The Election.

Very Interesting.

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I Found Former CIA Director Brenner’ Response To Senator Trey Gowdey’s Question About Russian ‘Collusion’ In The 2016 Election Very Interesting And Very Pertinent.

In Essence, Telling The Senator That His, The Senator’s Question, In Regards To Russian Collusion, Wasn’t His As The CIA Director, To Answer, For The Simple Fact That The CIA Gathers Intelligence. Period.

They, The CIA Do Not In Any Way Shape Or Form Investigate Or Prosecute Evidence.

One Would Think, That A United States Senator Would  Be Privy This Fact.

But, Here Again.

Politics Raises It’s Ugly Head.

Then, Show After Show, Fox News Slanders A Good Man’s Name.

A Man Who Has Devoted His Entire Life To Serving The United States Of America.

They Drag This Mans Name Through The Mud For Political Purpose.

This Mans Name Is James Comey.

A Good Man.

A Trues Patriot In My Eyes.

A Few Blogs Back I Explained Clearly The Spot That Comey Ended Up In.

Just Another Political Pawn.

Just As The Saying Goes.

Three things Cannot Be Long Hidden: The Sun, The Moon, And The Truth / Buddha

And Who You Ask, Are The Folks At Fox They Schilling For.

Donald Trump.

I’m Going To State This Right Now.

I Did My Best Mr. Trump To Stand Tall For My Now Ill Perceived Commander In Chief.

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As Of Last Night Donald J.Trump.

You Ain’t My President No More.

In The Old Vain Of:

If It Waddles Like One. Yaks Like One. And Stanks Like One. It’s A Dirty Ass Duck.

What Resonates Loud And Clear Through My Mind Is A Statement You Made Almost Two Years Ago.

It Went Like This.

My Father Only Gave Me A Measly, Poultry One Million Dollars To Start My Life With‘.

Just Another Little Daddy’s Rich Boy.

Quite Franklin, Your Immature, Punk Ass Behavior Resonates This Sickening Fact Loud And Clear.

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As Well, The Stench Of Nepotism Reek’s Like Hog Stank Emitting From The Farm House Swine Penn.

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Nepotism.

Not in My White House

According To Former FBI Director Brenner, The Very People Who Surround You In Your Inner Circle Have To A One Conducted Some Kind Of Business With Russia.

Your One And Only Agenda Is To Further Enable Income Into Wealthy Americans Pockets.

Your Health Bill Was DBA. Thank GOD. (Dead Before Arrival)

Your Budget Is Heading Down The Same Path, DBA . (Dead Before Arrival)

Yeah. You Are Cutting Corporate Taxes For You And Your Friends.

Then Adding More Taxes To The Very People Who Staff These Companies And Corporations.

Then, You Are Literally Taking Food From The Mouths Of The Poor In Cutting Back EBT. (Food Stamps)

If All That was Not Enough.

Children And The Poor Will loose Health Care.

And All You Stupid Bought And Sold Middle American Idiots, Who Bought Into This Clown Face Jokers Game, Lock stock And Barrel, Are Exactly The One’s Who Are Going To Get Screwed The Worst With Higher Taxes, Less Benefits, In Regards To Your Retirement.

I feel Bad For Ya All. For Real.

Sean Hannity.

All Your On And On And On Screaming In Regards To Americans On Food Stamps.

Did It Ever Occur To You For One Minute Irish.

That If One Looses They’re Factory Job.

Why Does That Individual Not Take Advantage Of All The Free Government Money Available For School And Retrain Themselves Into Another Profession?

You Know Why Sean Hannity.

Because That Scenario Does Not Not Fit Your Political Slant.

Tell Ya One More Thing ‘Irish’.

Trump Is Done. Trust Me On This.

As Well, So Is Fox News.

Fox Is Already Swirling Around The Drain.

This Fact Is Also Forefront And Obvious In The Murdoch Boy’s Mind’s During Their 2017 17 May round Up Executive Meeting.

Bottom Line In All This For Me.

I’m Gone.

After 16 Years,

See Ya Fox News.

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The Eagles – Already Gone

That’s All I Got.

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Desert Love Ya All.

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Ryan. Out.

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The Facts Just The Facts Mam


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Welcome To Da Desert Ya All

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The 52% Factor.

Otherwise Known As ‘The Criminal Dump‘.

Tucson, Arizona Is The Official Garbage Dump For The United States Of Americas Corrections Department.

Lucky Us.

What This Means, Is When Prisons Throughout America Release Felons After Completing Their Sentences, They Are Dropped Off In The Wild Wild West Of Tucson, Arizona.

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They Are Scattered Throughout The City In Various Halfway Houses. Enrolled In Various Programs Designed To Change Their Lives, Resulting In Their Transformation Back Into Society.

It Is Within These Boundaries That The Number Delineation, 52% Comes Into Play.

52% Defines ‘Rescind Rate‘.

Rescind Rate‘ Represents, Simply Stated, The Number Of Released Convicted Felons That Within A Two Year Period, Will Commit The Same Crime Or Worse, That Sent Them Up  The Road To The Gansta Hilton.

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The Chance Of Repented Survival Here In The Quaint Desert May Berry Of Tucson, Arizona Is At Best,  Dismal.

Not So Much In The Employment Arena, As There Are many Companies In Tucson That Hire Felons And Are Compensated For Their Efforts.

As Well Many Programs Exist In Tucson For The Sole Purpose Of Rehabilitating Felons.

So It Is Simple To Ascertain That Chances Of Rehabilitation Are More Than Abundant.

Non Of These Factors Are The Problem.

The Problem Exists Within The Culture Structure Of Tucson, Arizona.

Tucson Is The Number One Most Dangerous City In The State Of Arizona.

The Fifth Most Dangerous City In The United States.

Tucson Is The Fifth Poorest City In The United States.

We’ve Recently Graduated Up A Notch From The Fourth Poorest City In The Country.

Now Throw Illegal Drugs Into This Happy Mix.

Of The 100% Of Illegal Drugs Manufactured In The World, America Consumes 80% Of The Total World Manufactured Amount Of Illegal Drugs.

75% Of The Entire 80% Of Illegal Substances Consumed By Americans, Travels For Distribution Country Wide, Through ‘The Alley‘.

The Alley‘ Is Tucson, Arizona.

Think About That For A Sec.

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As The Above Map Clearly Indicates, ‘The Sinaloa Cartel‘ Are The Kingpins Of Illegal Drugs Entering Into The United States From Mexico.

This Statistic Is Nothing At All New To Tucson.

Just A Simple Fact Of Daily Life We Have Been Dealing With For The Past 12 Years.

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MS13 Representing

The Cartels‘ Mules In This Operation Of Import And Transport Are And Have Always Been MS13.

Another Fact Of Daily Life Us Tucsonians Have Been Dealing With For Close To Two Decades.

Subject Matter I Have Been Writing About Going On Six Years Now.

Subject Matter That Fox News Has Been Cluing America In On For Less Than One Year.

On The Sister Blog To This Site: ‘Ryanindaswamp.blogspot.com‘ I Wrote An Article Detailing MS13 Back In Late 2012.

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America. The Above Photo’s, Are An On Ongoing Occurrence, Daily, On The Arizona Mexican Border.

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The Steel Wall Spanning The Border Between Arizona And Mexico

In Other Words, Law Enforcement Within Tucson More Than Has Their Hands Full.

Now, In Regards To Tucson, Arizona And Local Law Enforcement. There Are Two Agencies That Comprise These Entities.

Tucson Police Department And Pima County Sheriff.

I’ll Begin With TPD

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Tucson Chief Of Police / Christopher Magnus

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Tucson Police, On Their Very Best Of Days, Are Under Staffed, Conservatively Speaking, 300 Street Patrol Officers.

These Brave And Courageous Patrol Officers Are Assured Their Protection From Flying Rounds In The Safe Guard Of Their Bullet Proof Vests.

For The Most Part A large Number Of These Vests Are Donated Through Various Tucson Charities.

Tucson police to receive nearly $30,000 worth of bullet-proof

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I Have Not Research This Fact, I Am Assuming, That In America, There Are Not Many Other Municipal Police Force’s That Rely On Charity Donations To Supply Common Every Day Police Equipment.

It Gets Better.

I’ll Begin With Tucson Police, Patrol Cars.

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840 Vehicles Make Up Tucson Police Departments Patrol Vehicles.

Out Of This Number, 454 Register 80,000 Or More Miles.

The Highest Recorded Miles On These Patrol Car’s, Is 201,000.

Industry Standard Across The Board Recommends Replacement At 60,000 To 80,000 Miles.

Model Years Range From 1988 To 2015. The Average Age Is 8 Years Old.

The Point Is, That The Tucson Police Department, Most Definitely Falls Into The Category Of Doing More With Much Less.

This Carries Over Into Pay.

On A National Level, Tucson Police, Are At The Bottom Of The Chart In Regards To Annual Salary, Not Including Add On’s.

Again.

Accomplishing Way More With Way Less.

Tucson’s Sheriff Department Does Not Fare Much Better In All The Above Categories.

Except, That Pima County Sheriff Department Covers More Ground.

This Great Law Enforcement Department Is Headed Up By Sheriff Mark Napier.

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Pima County Sheirff Mark Napier

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Now Mind You, Sheriff Napier, Has Only Been In The The Law Enforcement Game A short While.

Wearing A Badge And Strapping Side Arm For A Scant 28 Years.

First With Tucson Police Department, At One Point Captain Napier, Then Pima County Sheriff.

“Where Are You Going With All This Mr. Swamp”?

“Glad you Asked Slappy My Man. Follow This Vapor Trail”.

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Sheriff Napier Was Interviewed On Fox News ‘The Tucker Carlson Show’.

A Show That I Personally Find Un Watchable, For The Fact That Daily, Tucker Carlson Blurs The Fine Line Of Fact With Political Innuendo.

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As Well, In Regards To The Above Facts Outlining What Transpires On A Daily Basis In Pima County And The Tucson City Limits, Somehow Escaped ‘The Tucker Carlson Show‘ Research Department.

Oh.

The ‘The Tucker Carlson Show‘ Does Not Employ A Research Department?

The Obvious Fact.

Great Going ‘Tuckey Boy’.

I’ve Been Tuning Into Fox News Now For 17 Years.

In My World Today, The Actual Time I Spend On The Fox News Channel Is Dwindling Dramatically.

At One Point ‘Tuckey Boy Carlson‘ Asks Pima County Sheriff Mark Napier A Question, In Regards To The Subject Matter Pertaining To The Arizona/Mexico  Border ‘Wall‘ Being Bandied About On Both Sides Of The Political Insanity Aisle.

Sheriff Napier, Calmly, Professionally Begins To Answer This Highly Volatile Political Question.

He States That Today’s Technological Advances Further The Notion That A Wall Does Not Fit The Bill. Kinda In the Same Light As The Great China Wall.

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Oh Yeah. Now That’s An Impenetrable Wall. Paleezee!!!

Also Keep In Mind That On Arizona’s South West Border Sits The Marine Corps ‘Air Station Yuma‘.

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As Well, In The City Of Tucson Is Located The Air Force’s  ‘Davis Monthan Air Base‘.

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As One Can Plainly See, Technology Is Not A Problem Here.

At One Point, Sheriff Napier Refers To The Relative, At Best, Loaded Political Grenade, Called, ‘The Wall‘, As A Mid Evil Solution, Sending ‘Tuckey Boy Carlson‘ Into A Political Tirade Tail Spin.

While At The Same Time Showing Total Dis Respect To Sheriff Napier, A Man Who Has Dedicated His Professional Life To SERVING And PROTECTING The People Of Tucson, Arizona, As Well, Pima county.

Unlike ‘Tuckey Boys‘ Career Choice Of Television ‘Talking Head‘.

Constantly In Lick and Suck Mode Regarding The Backsides Of Network News Executives In Regards To Promotions Or Just Holding On To His Slim Shacking Job.

Great Contribution ‘Tuckey Boy‘ In regards To serving Your Community And Country.

Slant Face Political Drip Lip Hack.

At One Point In The Interview, Laid Back Sheriff Napier, Is Trying To Do His Best To Address Questions In The Ongoing Flying Flak Tirade, That Epileptic ‘Tuckey Boy‘ Is Laying Down.

Then ‘Tuckey Boy‘ Exclaims “I’ve Been To Tucson”!

That’s Nice Idiot.

WE LIVE HERE Bitch.

Yo. ‘Tuckey Boy Carlson‘.

As Far As I Am Concerned, You Haven’t Any Business What So Ever Hosting Your Own Show. In Essence ‘Tuckey Boy‘ You Suck On A Gigantorous, Cyclopean Level.

Your Political Slanted Vitriol Is Less Than Balanced, In Effect Taking You To The Galactic Far Side Of Fox News’s Tribal War Cry, Fair And Balanced.

Quite Honestly, For Myself, ‘Tuckey Boy‘ You Epitomize The Old South Central, Los Angeles, Slang Term, P.A.B.

In My Humble Opinion, Fox News Has Joined The Ranks Of The Bought And Sold News Media To The Point Where I Find Them Un Watchable, Along With MSNBC And CNN.

To Drive This Point Further On Down The Road Of Decline, I Heard Another Fox News Commentator This Morning Commenting On Jerusalem In Regards To The Jewish And Muslim Inhabitants.

At One Point, This Clueless Fox News Broadcaster, Stated That The Territorial Arguments Between The Jews And The Muslims Have Been Going On Now For “THOUSANDS” Of Years.

Yo.

Seriously Mis informed Fox News Broadcaster.

Clue Up My Man.

The Muslim Religion Is 1400 Years Old.

Kinda Hard Fox News Broadcast Idiot, To Carry On Arguments With Someone For “THOUSANDS” Of Years If They Have Only Existed For 1400 Years.

Just More Fox News Mis Information, Based Sole On Political Slant, Spewing Forth From The Drip Lips Of Grease Butt Monkeys.

As Much As I Hate To Give In To This Fact, I Now Lump Fox News Into The Pile Of All The Other Bought And Sold News Media Outlets.

Pushing A Strong Political Agenda.

Careening Them Off The Road Of Fair And Balanced On To The Freeway Exit Of Kinda Fair, Real Un Balanced.

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Politics Take Another Victim.

That’s All I Got.

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Desert Love Ya All.

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Ryan. Out.

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Oy Gavalt And The Band Plays On


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Welcome To Da Desert Ya All

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I Will Start Off Today With A Word For A Great Man.

A True Pioneer And Successful Leader In A Very Tough Industry.

An Industry That Shows No Mercy What So Ever, On A Daily Basis.

An Industry That Maintains A Daily Grind That Eats You Up And Spits You Out.

This Brave And Courageous Man Held Tight To His Believes, Style And Ground Breaking Media Creation.

A True Innovator In The Field Of Graphics And Presentation.

A Man Who Over A Professional Lifetime Endured Hateful Bigotry From The Controlling Left Side Political Wing Nuts That Control His Chosen Profession.

This Man Provided Life Changing Opportunities To Many Individuals.

Opportunities The Ordinary Man And Woman Only Dreams Of.

Great Job Sir. You Will Be Missed.

So Giant Kaddish Goes Out To Roger Ailes.

The Man And The Force Behind Fox News.

LORD GOD Bless

Rest In Peace In Sir..

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1940 To 2017

Movin On.

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What I Had Planned To Write As Of 21:30 Hours, Pacific Standard Time, 2017 17 05.

Thank LORD GOD.

America Can Now Move Forward.

A Special Prosecutor, A Good Man, A Great American, A True Patriot.

Has Been Appointed To Investigate The Entire Russian Scenario Cluster Fuck.

From Michael T. Flynn On Up Through The Pile.

The Psychotic, Left Side Wing Nuts, Can Now Wrap Their Drip Lips Around Thorazine’s Pacifying Nipple And Chill Down A Bunch Of Degrees.

Hopefully.

Those Who Leaked Any ‘Classified Information‘  Will Be Exposed By The Hundreds And Prepare For Their Journey Into Mad, Hostile, Jail House Love.

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Now, President Trump Can Carry On With His Bold And Much Needed Plan In Making America Great Again.

You Now Finally Have Reprieve Sir, To Carry On And Forward With Your Promise To Restore And Build America.

Hallelujah. Happy Day’s Are Here Again!!!

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Then It Happened.

08:47. This Morning.

Sipping On My Black Dark Brew Bustello Coffee, With A Habenero Pepper Float.

I Engage Mr. Remote, That Is Still In Mute Mode.

From ‘The Weather Channel’ Onto ‘Fox News’ I Go.

Fox, Is In Commercial Break. I Up Channel Surf To MSNBC. Mr. Remote Still In Mute Mode.

I Catch the Trailer.

President Trump Calling Special Prosecutor A Witch Hunt“.

I Switch Back To Fox.

Sure Enough.

President Trump Is Off On Some Raging Diatribe.  Ranting On About A ‘Witch Hunt‘.

Oy Gavalt. Oy Vey.

Oh My GOD.

Oh mi DIOS.

Nigga Paleezee!!!

Mr. President.

You Had Just Received A Pass.

A Reprieve If You Will.

Let The Process Take It’s Course.

Your Actions Mr. President, Are Beginning Remind Me Of An Individual Under Interrogation, Who Is Showing All The Signs Of Guilt.

The Grave That You Are Digging Yourself Into Is Becoming Deeper And Wider By The Nano Second Mr. President

One Of Your Chosen Men.

Michael T. Flynn, Your Pick As ‘National Security Advisor‘, A Very Serious Position,  Seriously Without Thought Or Hesitation, Lied, To Your Vice President.

Compromising This Country In Yet Un Quantifiable Ways, On A Global Level.

Thank GOD For Vice President Pence, Who Brought All Of This To the Forefront.

Mr. President, I Am Doing My Damn est To Stand Tall For You Sir.

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But Quite Franklin Sir.

If You Were One Of My N.C.O.’s, Your Actions Would Be Leading Down A Path Towards Court Martial Boulevard.

That’s Just How The Game Is Played.

The Job Of Running This Country IS NOT The Same As Over Seeing And Running Daddy’s Business.

It Is Not Sir, All About You.

And, Any Individual That Can Not See Through The Shrouded Veil Of Slant Face Political Choice And Obligation, Quite Frankly In My World Is A Blind Idiot.

Mr. President.

You Must.

You Have To Stop This Childish Behavior.

Yeah.

The Mainstream, Bought And Sold Media Is Out To Destroy You.

From My Seat In The Street Sir, You Yourself Are Propagating Your Own Guilt.

For Sure. They Are Out To Get You.

Yeah. And?

So What.

That Is On Them.

Let Them Spin And Whirl In Their Own Dirt.

What Do You Care?

In The Entire Scheme Of It All, Ain’t Nothin But A Thang.

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If I Was To Give Credence To Every Asshole That Has Crossed My Path In This Extremely Long Life, I Would Surely Be Institutionalized At This Point In Time.

Water Off A Ducks Back.

But Then Again.

My Humble Ghetto Roots Demanded That I Proceed Forward In An Honest, Straight Up, On Da 100 Path Of Demeanor.

Mr. President.

When One Is ‘Up In Da Game‘.

One Need’s To Be Very Cognoscente Of The Players And ‘The Game‘.

Either Keep Your Enemies Close Or Just Walk Da Fuck Away.

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You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.” / Albert Einstein

Quite Honestly Mr. President.

Your Actions Are Screaming That Of A Daddy’s Little Rich Boy.

Very Obnoxious Sir.

And, As Well, These Actions You Are Portraying Have Not A Thing To Do With The Business Of Running OUR Country.

A Country That Me And Mine Have More Than Sacrificed For.

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A Country Of ‘We The People‘.

Not A Country Of ‘I Donald John Trump‘.

Feel Me?

So Far?

Sir?

Mr. President.

Paleezee Sir.

Stop Chasing Dragons And Let The Process Take It’s Course.

Get Down To Business.

That Would Be The Business Of Restoring This Broken Country And “Making It Great Again“.

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I Implore You Sir.

Movin On.

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To State That As A Result Of This Mornings Onslaught Of News, Coming At Me Quicker Than A Lightening Bent L.A. Lickety, My Head Is On A Mind Shattering Galactic Spin. No End In Sight.

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Last But Not Least.

Richard Rojas.

A Drunken,

Wanna Be G-Thug  P.A.B.

Former United States Navy Embarrassment And Disgrace.

Lost Control Of His Vehicle And Plowed Into A Crowd Of Innocent People In Times Square, New York City, New York.

This Malignant Piece Of Crap.

Hard Two Priors For D.U.I. And Yet This Criminal Faggot Is Still Behind The Wheel Of An Automobile.

Our Justice System Needs To Tighten Up.

Immensely.

This Should Have Never Happened.

Innocent, Productive, Good Lives Were Ruined Because Of This Un Repenting Waist Of A  Human Being.

Two D.U.I’s.

Driving Privileges Suspended.

For Life.

Period.

Thank Great LORD GOD ALMIGHTY That I Am Not Employed Any Where Near That Of Law Enforcement.

Cause Little Rickey Rojas.

You Straight Up Smoke.

You Nothin But Squeeze Candy, Little Rickey Boy Faggot.

Earth Privileges Immediately Suspended.

Now I’m Gonna Talk To You On The 100 Little Rickey Boy.

Poco Rickey.
En su mejor día puta, hace menos de un punk culo chamiza perra.
Siempre estás chupando Satán largo polla de grasa, perra.
vete a la mierda.
Y
follar su feo rostro de cerdo azada culo mama para no poner a la muerte al nacer chamiza.
Ahora usted puede chupar polla en prisión por el resto de tu puta vida chamiza cara culo.
ver ya perra.

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That’s All I Got

 

2Pac – To live and die in LA (Dirty Version) [HD].

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May 8, 2014 – Sunday, December 8th, 2013 | Posted by Alex Graham …. http://asknod.wordpress.com/2014/02/16/wwp-saving-sargent-ryan-webster/.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Proper Protocol A To Z


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Welcome To Da Desert Ya All

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The Rope Of Critical Protocol Quickly Un Ravels

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What Every Successful Leader Fully Understands, Rank, Surely Roll’s Down Hill. The Set In Marble, Chain Of Command.

As Well, Every Wise Leader Fully Understands That Specific, Set Protocol Is Established.

At The Very Point In Time, In Regards To The FBI Investigation Into Possible Business Dealings Involving Michael T. Flynn And The Russians, This Was The Exact Moment That President Trump, Without Comment Or Tweet, Was Required To Step Far Back Into The Shadows. Letting His FBI Do Their Job. Period.

Giving Complete Un Bridled Authority To The Justice Department To Quietly Conduct Their Business Into The Investigation Of One Of ‘The Presidents Men‘.

Under Perceived, Set, Practiced, Protocol.

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The President, Never, Ever, Conversing At Any Time With The FBI Director Or Agents In Any Capacity. Period.

When Indeed, The President Has In Fact Received ANY And ALL Information Regarding Said Case, It Is At This Point In Said Investigation, That The President And The FBI Director And Various Other Law Enforcement Staff Sit Down And Discuss The Case And What The Necessary Actions Forward Are To Transpire.

The First Question That I Have Is, Did President Trump Personally Demand Loyalty Of James Comey, To Himself, The President.

Because From My Seat In The Street, FBI Director James Comey’s Only Rock Solid Loyalty Is To The American People And His Staff. Period.

My Second Question Is, Did President Trump Ask FBI Director James Comey To In Effect, Sweep Under The Carpet, Their Investigation Into Any Collusion Between Michael T. Flynn And Russia?

In My Opinion, A Much Forbidden Question.

Again. Protocol And Chain Of Command.

The Inner Workings Of The United States Of America, Is Not, A Corporate Board Room.

I Am An Excellent Judge Of Character. Been A Lifelong.

Since Jump, I Have Tracked James Comey. A Couple Of Blogs Back On This Very Sight, I Mentioned This.

For Myself, An Individuals Eyes, Only Second To His Body Language, Provide Me With The Complete Picture Of An Individual.

From All Angle And Screen Shots, I Perceive James Comey To Be A Good Ma. An Honest Man. An Intelligent man. A Dedicated Man Who Has Committed His Adult Life In One Manner Or Another In Service To This Country.

The Vast Majority Of His Agents And Associates Back This Fact Up.

As I Mentioned A Couple Of Blogs Ago On This Sight, Comey Got Caught In The Slanted, Shyster Game Of Ugly Politics.

Starting With ‘Criminal HillClinton, Then Imploding On Impact With The ‘Tarmac Tango‘ Between ‘Criminal Bill’ Clinton And Loretta Lynch.

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It Was At This Point In Time In The Criminal Acts Of Hillary, That Comey Knew, Without A Doubt That He Was Fucked. In The Way Where His Agencies Investigations Into ‘Criminal Hills‘ Closet Computer And More Was In Dire Jeopardy.

The Old Rock And A Hard Place.

I Sincerely Believe That Loretta Lynch And Bill Clintons Nefarious Meeting Thoroughly Shattered Comey’s Patriot Heart.

He Also Realized That At That Particular Nano Click In Time, That Prosecution Could Possibly Become Compromised And Drawn Out. Especially In The Lickety Quick Nano Flash Media World We Live In Today.

He Did The Next Best Thing.

Instead Of Conceal, Mr. Comey Exposed The Serious, Criminal Acts Perpetrated By ‘Criminal Hill‘.

Henceforth. Here We Stand Today.

Now. Inside The Inner Circle Of The White House Staff.

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The Public Feedback I Am Running With.

Clearly Indicates That The White House Inner Circle Is Implemented, Executed And Deployed On The Coordinated Efforts And Workings Of Corporate 500 America.

Myself, Once Employed In An Executive Position In Both American Corporate 100 And Corporate 250 America, I Can State Without Resolve Or Hesitation, This Environment, On It’s Very Best Day’s Is A Fiery Hellbent Existence.

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On A Daily Basis I Did My Absolute Best In Regards To The Various Intricacies Involved In Performing My Job.

Myself, And My Entire Staff Were The Very Best Of All Hires.

We Paid A Serious Price In That We Did Not Play The Corporate Game.

That Said, On A Daily Basis We Received Praise And Alkaloids Directly From The Ivory Tower Thousands Of Miles Away..

Not At All Without A Cost.

Daily, I Was Called Into My Superiors Office, Multiple Times.

The Record In One Work Day, Totaled 13.

Talk About Be Screamed At In Bitch High Crescendo. I Literally Drove Fat Boy Crazy.

Recon Marine Stood Tall And Calm, At Ease. Yes Sir. Write Ups Off The Wire.

I Would Not Play. Neither Would My Staff In Either Corporate !00 Or Corporate 250. We Just Performed Our Jobs. Miles Above Rest.

To State, That I Do Not In Any Way, Shape Or Form, On Any Level, Support This Destructive Corporate Environment, Is A Cyclopeaon Understatement.

Neither Does The Inner Workings Of The American Government’s Inner Circle.

Business Is Business.

Government Is Government.

Never Shall The Two Cross Paths.

The Job Of The White House Is To Perform The Seemingly Impossible Task Of Running This Country In A Positive, Goal Orientated, Structured Way, By The Book Of Set Protocol.

Absolutely Not The Book Of Corporate, Television, Game Show Acumen.

The Insane Protocol Outlined And Demanded By President Trump Is Destructive, Time Wasting And Completely Adverse To Successfully Performing The Job At Hand.

I Have Read That White House And Advisors Roam The Halls And Oval Office In Complete Fear.

I’m Reminded Of A Quote From Late Author Hunter S. Thompson:

“In The Television Business. Pimps, Thieves And Whores Roam The Halls Freely While Good Men Die Like Dogs .

President Trump, I Am Without A Doubt Convinced, That You Can Most Definitely Put America On The Right Track.\

I Truly Do Want To Stand Tall For You Sir.

That Said Sir, You MUST Change Your Course Of Action And Command.

For If Not Mr. President, The Hole To The Grave You Are Digging Yourself Is Daily Becoming Wider And Deeper Mr. President.

I Fear That We Are Going To Loose A Good Leader If You Do Not Right This Ship Of Command In The Increasingly Unstable Waters You Are Creating.

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That’s All I Got

 

 

Time To Move It On Down The Road


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Welcome To The Desert Ya All

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My. My. My.

How The Nasty Wheels Of The Democratic Far Left Bought And Sold Wing Nut Media Turns.

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Up To Down.

Right To Left.

Druel Druel. Drip Drip.

Grease Butt Monkeys Abound.

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From Stuttering Dyke Princess Rachel Madcow.

All The Way Down The Looser Dial To The Front Man For The ‘Anti American, Commie Punk U.S.A. Hate Fan Club‘.

Non Other Than The King Of Hate And Faggot Repertoire.

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Billy Boy Maher.

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Angry Face.

Pout Butt.

Drip Lip Billy Boy.

Just Another Little American Suburban Rich Boy Who’s  Roots Stem From River Vale, New Jersey.

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Billy Boy’s Daddy.

William Aloysius Maher, Jr., From The Irish Side Of The Pond.

Generated His $tack$ As A Radio Announcer And News Editor.

Moms.

Julie Berman, Was Employed As A Nurse.

Billy Boy.

Just Like Myself.

An Irish/Jewboy.

Only Difference In This Game Of Chance.

My Roots Strongly Tied To The Hood Side Of The City.

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Kid Working Since The Age Of 12 Years Old.

Seemingly, There Is A Connection To All You Suburban, American Children Of Wealth And The Far Left Leaning, Communist Side Of Politics.

Your White Boy Guilt, Always Getting The Best of You.

Buying Into The Communist Doctrine Spread Throughout College Campus’s And University’s Across This Great Country In That Magical, Hippy, Dippy Time Frame Of The Psychedelic 60’s.

Maybe Just A Bit Too Much Of That Raspberry, LSD Laced Cool Aid.

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While The Likes Of Us Kid’s Born And Raised In The Working Class ‘Hoods’ Across This Great Country.

Working Since Early Teenage Years.

Buying Our Own.

Helping Out Our Families.

Serving Our Countries.

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Nothin Says lovin Like Hue City Central South Vietnam. 1968

Watch In Puzzled Amazement As You Privileged Suburban Kid’s Of Wealth, March And Spew Hate Upon Our Glorious Country Sea To Shiny Sea.

Attacking.

Assaulting Police Patrol Officers Doing Their Sworn Duty Of Upholding This Countries Laws.

Your Spoiled, Pearl Mouthed Selves Never Seeing The Inside Of A Jail.

Alcohol And Illegal Drugs Flowing Like The Raging Colorado River Through Your Spoiled Veins.

Billy Boy Maher.

Your Just Another Big Mouth, P.A.B., On Your Very Best Day.

Raking In The $tack$.

Pockets Bulging Boss Hog.

Dollars Piled Sky Da Hell High.

Tell Ya What Billy Boy.

Why Don’t You Just Walk Your Punk Ass, Anti American, Hater Self, Out Da Door Leading To The Pathway Out Of MY Country.

See Ya ‘B’.

Movin On.

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Sun Tzu

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And Absolutely Mr. President, No More Press Briefings.

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Aretha Franklin – Chain of Fools – Lyrics.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Russian Story


Friday, August 19, 2016

Ryanindadesert   /   Man In Da Sand

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A Russian Story

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What Up World.Glad Ya All Could Make It.Hope Your World Is As Soul And Spirit Happy As Mine. This Trip Back In Time Came To Me As I Was Walking Through The 250 Year Old Cemetery On My Walk To The # 16 Bus This Morning.For Some Reason. Completely Unknown To Me.Cemeteries Have  Always Been A Very Special Place.Quite Possibly It’s the Tranquillity.The Main Attraction For Sure Are The Old Resting Places Literally Going Back Centuries.

The History Involved In These Settlers Spirits.

It Is The Veterans Graves. 

That Grab My Full Attention.

Some Going Back To The Spanish American War And Even The American Civil War.

The Vietnam Veterans Resting Area Is A Very Special Place To Me. 

Always Bringing Me To Tears. 

Then, As Always, My Salute In Front Of Each Grave With Honor,  Giving Thanks To My Fallen Brothers Who Have Literally Given It All.

Damn. 

Tears Hitting The Whores Expansive Keyboard As I Drop These Very Peckz.


My Favorite Grave Yard Is Located In My Most Favorite Place On This Planet.

That Would Be Citizens Cemetery, In The City Of Flagstaff, Arizona. 

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I Ain’t Gonna Lie.It Was For Sure The Rollings Stones Song,‘Route 66’ That Lit My Fire In Regards To Finding This Magical Freeway That Would Transport Me Two Miles High Up Into The Mystical Flagstaff Atmosphere.

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I Love Flagstaff.

I’ve Been Going Up To Flag Since 1966.

It Was The Summer Of 1966.

I Had Just Graduated From High School With Honors.

I Was The Ripe Old Age Of 16 Years Old.

I Purchased, Cash Money. 

A White 1963 Pontiac Bonneville Four Door. 

Loaded.

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Blue Fake Leather Naugahyde Interior Bench Seats. 

Every Option Known To Man In That Seemingly Ancient Time.

The Best Part Was That My Surf Board Fit Perfectly Over The Passenger Seats Front To Rear.

And

The Very Best Part Of The Pontiac Was The Sale Price I Paid.

The Vehicle Had A Scant 9000 Miles On The Odometer.

Car Was Like New.

I Located The Car In The Sunday L.A. Times Three Days Before I Turned 16 Years Old.

The Car Belonged To An Old Jewish Couple.

The Husband Had Just Passed Away And The Widow Just Wanted ‘The Beast’ As She Refereed To The Car, Gone.

I Paid the Nice Lady $300.00 Cash Money.

Talk About Luckin Out.

The Very Evening After Graduation I Loaded Up  ‘Bonnie’.  

Her 455 Power House Engine Purring Under Her Sexy The Hood.

I Swung By The House Of My Drop Dead Gorgeous Girlfriend, Dyrell Titus And We Hit The Road.

Dyrell Had Just Turned 18 And As Well Had Just Graduated High School.

She Was The Schools Top Volley Ball Athlete And Part Of The Football Teams Cheer Leading Squad.

We Had Been Planning This Trip For Almost A Year.

We Had Never Heard Of Flagstaff, Arizona Until We Heard ‘The Rolling Stones’ Wailing Their  Smash Hit Song ‘Route 66’.

Off To Flag We Headed. 

Now When Thinking Back On It All.

Here We Were. Two California Surfer Kidz, From Da Hood, Heading East On What I Consider To Be The Most Historic Road Leading West In America.

Back In Those Days Flagstaff Was Mostly Dirt Roads. 

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Pavement Would Slowly Work It’s Way Into The Landscape As One Approached Northern Arizona University. 

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Outside Of NAU Dirt Roads Led In All Directions.

Things Don’t Get Any More Laid Back Than Flagstaff.

Back Then Outside Of Northern Arizona University The Population Was Made Up Of Mostly Navajo Indians And Old White Settlers.

To This Day I Have Many Navajo Brothers.

Now.

Fast Forward To The Beginning Of Summer 2014.

I Usually Spend Summers Up In Flag To Escape The Deserts Daily 100 Degree Plus Fiery Pavement Environment.

As Well There Is A Publication That Always Welcomes Me To Turn Out Articles For Them.
They Even Have A Small Little Cabin In The Back For Me To Call Home. 

I Ain’t Gonna Lie.

My Favorite Place To Crash Though, Is To The Northern Rear Of Northern Arizona University Observatory.

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There Is This Little Dirt Road Running Parallel To The Rear Of The Observatory Only Accessible On Foot Through The Terrain. 

This Tiny Path Leads To A 30 Foot Cliff.

So Cool To Scale In The Dark Starlit Night.

Then Once Reaching The Plato, One Feels As Though They Are Truly On Top Of The World.

The Sky Lit Up By The Trillions Upon Trillions Upon Trillions Of Stars Lighting The Heavens.

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Shooting Stars Are The Norm Of The Night.

Up On This Plato I Have A Sleeping Bag Secured In A Double Thick Black Refuse Bag. 

I Will Not Be Making This Incredible Journey This Summer As I Have Taken A Position Back In The American Corporate 500 Rat Race.

My Vacation Coming To End Next Week.

So.

Back To The Beginning Of Summer 2014.

After Dropping My Daily Article For My Friends Small Publication I Walk Over To My Favorite Coffee Place In Downtown Flag On San Fransisco Street.

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This Particular Day There Is A Small Line Upon Entering. 
Four People Waiting For Their Thick Rich Tasting Hot Brew Delight.

Young Man In Front Of Me, About 30 Years Old. 

Got That All American Jock Look About Him.
For Sure Military. 

Out The Wild Blue Young Man Turns Around 
And Asks Me If I Know This Girl Named Tula.

He Goes On To Say That He Is Sure He Saw Me Talking To Tula One Day In Front Of The Main Library.

Flagstaff, Being The Small Community It Is, Most Everyone, The Regulars As It Were, In Some Way Or Another Are Connected.

Tula Is, As A Matter Of Fact, A Long Time Friend of Mine. A Writer As Well. 

I Confirm His Question And We Just Start Talking.
Just Two Dudes Shooting The Shit. 

Young Mans Name Is Sam. 
Doesn’t Get Any More American Then That.

Turns Out Me And Sam Have A Lot In Common.
Sam As Well Practices Marshall Arts.

He Has A Gig Managing A Sporting Goods Store In Town. 
He Also Has His Favorite Cliff Hangout Just Outside Of Flag Off Route 66.

Nothing Like Scaling A Steep Cliff And Practicing Martial Arts Kata. 

He had A small One Room Crib Over The Store.

We End Up Homies.

Never Communicated Via Cell Phone Or Anything Like That.

Just Always Ended Up Meeting After Work At The Coffee Shop.

There Was One Thing That Was Always On My Mind.

I Knew For Sure Dude Military. 
I Had Him Pegged For Special Op’s. 
Most Likely Officer Status.

Thang Of It Was, Homie Would Never Come Clean As Far As Branch, Rank Or MOS.

Looking Back Now. 
I Surely Get The Fucking Secrecy. 

Summer Starts To Wind Down. 

Everythang Just Everythang.

On The Third To Last Day Before I Headed Out Back To The Desert With Autumn Quickly Approaching And For Sure Temps Dropping In A Lightening Quicker Than Lickety Nano Sec Up In The Two Mile High Flagstaff Environment.

I Head Over To The Coffee Shop After Dropping A Few Peckz Across The Whores Expansive Keyboard Completing My Third To Last Article For My Friend. 

My lifelong Friend Veronica, Retired FBI Special Agent Cribbing A Lifetime Up In Sedona Was Meeting Her Homie Lorraine, A Long Time Friend Of Hers Who Resides In Flag Like Forever.

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Beautiful Sedona
 
I Make It Over To The Coffee Shop. 

Grab My Dark Brew Coffee With A Habinero Pepper Float. 

My Homie Sam Is Already There. 
I Cop A Squat.

We Start Shooting The Shit While Waiting On The Girls.

Just Your Usual Everyday Dude To Dude Bullshit. 

Just Kickin It. 
Right?

Then All Of A Sudden Sam Turns To Me And States:

“We Need You Ryan”.

I’m All Like Up In The Puzzlement Thang.

Thinking, Who Needs Me?

As If Sam Was Reading My Mind He Says:  

“Yeah Ryan. 
We Need You And You Will Most Defiantly Be A Good Fit”.  

“O.K. Dude. 
Who Need’s Me And What Kinda Fit”?

“Ryan. 
Your Insight And Intelligence Is Beyond All Scope. 
The Way You See Things Before There Is Even Any For See-able Evidence”.    

“O.K. And”?

To Say That I Was Completely Caught Off Guard In A Shell Shocked Kinda Way With My Homies Response Is A Cyclopean Understatement.

Ya All Ready For This?

“The Kremlin Has A Very Lot Of Money Now Ryan. 
You Will Never Have Another Worry In The World. 
I have Been Discussing You With My Superiors.
They Are Very Looking Froward To Meeting You.
All The Necessary Paperwork Is Already In Order.
Your Flight Will Depart Day After Tomorrow”.   

I Just Sat There With This Major Dumbfounded Expression Blazing Across My Grill. 

I Have Never Ever Been That Entirely Speechless In My Life. 

“So Ryan. Are You On Board”?

“You Shitting Me Right”?

“Ryan. 
I Would Never Shit Anyone In Regards To A Matter As Serious As This.
I Am A Russian Military Spetnaz Officer. 
I Do Not Play Ryan”.

    

As I Sat There. 

It Was As If I Had Been Transported Into A 4th Dimensional Dump Onto An Alternate Realty Onto The Set Of A Rod Serling ‘Twilight Zone’ Episode.

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All I Could Verbally Muster Up In Reply Was:

“Russian Women Are Gorgeous”.

“Ryan. 
All The Beautiful Russian Women You Can Imagine Will Be At Your Disposal. 
The Best Food On This Planet. 
24 Hour Car Service. 
Whatever You Want Ryan. 
Everything Is All Arranged. 
My Superiors Wait In Great Anticipation In Meeting You”.

“What About My Social Security?
Child Support?
Alimony”?

“Forget About All That Trivial Nonsense Ryan. You Will Have A life Like You Could Never Even Dream Of”. 

At This Point I Was Gone. 

Thoughts Were Rushing Though My Head At Multiple Mach Speeds.

At One Nano Flash Second I Thought We Were Both Gonna Draw Down Our Weapons And Start Blasting Each Other.  

This Shit Was Straight Da Fuck Outta A 1950’s Spy Movie.

I Ain’t Gonna Lie.

At One Quick Flash Nano Thought Moment. 

I Envisioned Lil Ol Me Cribbing In Da Kremlin Surrounded By Beautiful Russian Babes.

Then Realty Smacked Me Square Up In The Kisser.

I Glanced Veronica And Lorraine Walking Towards The Coffee Shop. I Turned To Sam
And Said: 

“My Man. 
You Straight Up Cool. 
If And When The Shit Ever Rains Down. 
I Hope Ya Got My 6. 
I Know For A Fact I Would Have Yours Brother.
Unfortunately.  
At This Point In My Life I Hate To Fly And Russia Is One Long Ass Muthu Fuckin Flight.
I Am Both Overwhelmed And Highly Honored That You Would Make Such A Cool Ass Offer To Me.
To Say That I Am Impressed Is A Monumental Understatement.
All That Said My Man. 
I’m Gonna Turn Down Your Generous Offer.
I Hope That Doesn’t Damper Our Friendship”.  

With That Sam Stood Up. 
Shook My Hand And Said:

“Nothing Could Ever Dampen Our Friendship Ryan. 
You Be Safe Recon Marine. 
It Has Been A Pleasure And A Great Honor Knowing You. 
Your Are A Good Man Ryan. 
Our Loss”.

With That.

Sam Turned And Walked Out Of The Coffee Shop. 

Never To Be Seen Again.

I Can’t Even Make Dis Shit Up.

That’s All I Got.

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Desert Love Ya All.

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Ryan. Out.

Tail End

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The

Beautiful Women

Of

Flagstaff, Arizona

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United States
Ukraine
France
Canada
United Kingdom
Germany
Russia
Portugal
Bulgaria
Slovakia
Japan
China
Kenya
Costa Rica
India
Belgium
Latvia
Philippines
Italy
Cuba?
Kazakhstan
Belarus
Thailand
Ireland
Mongolia
Hong Kong
Lithuania
Indonesia
Pakistan
Iraq
Malaysia
Thailand 
Spain
Taiwan
Cyprus

In 

Da   

House

Runnin  

Wild 

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Down  

In

Da Desert

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Didn’t 
Yo 
Mamma 
Tell 
Ya All 
Bout 
Da Desert

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Ferrari F12 Berlinetta   Sittin On Chrome

Pearl Jam – Even Flow

 

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Йо.

На прошлой неделе Hackin Российская панк Ass Суки.

Расскажите педофилов Гей мальчик Vladdy голыми положил трубку; дописав фразу на прошлой неделе.

Dat в Большом Gigantorous негативных в отношении завершение его Гей губы вокруг моей давней

And Yo Pig Face Mamma

 

 

 

 

 

 

Street Story


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Friday, January 29, 2016

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Street Story

“Mr. Mr. Sir. Can I Get A Rollie”? 

I Turn My Head Over My Right Shoulder.

The Voice Is Emitting From The Mouth Of The Beautiful Young Lady On The # 4 Bus Who Was Straight Up On The Stare Me Down.

I Keep Steppin Till I Hit Da Curb On The Other Side.

“Please Mr. Please Sir. Just One Rollie”?

“You Know How To Roll Girl”? 

“Yep”.

“Awaight. Here Ya Go”.

“Ohhh. Thank You So Much Sir”.

“No  Problem Girl”. 

I Proceed To A Bus Bench. Girl In Tow. 

We Both Cop A Squat.

I’ll Interject At This Point.

Girl West Coast Gorgeous. Body By Fischer. 
Cadillac Eldorado Division.

 

Stacked. Racked. Step Da Hell Back.

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“Thank You Sir”

“Your Welcome Young Lady”

“My Name Is Felicia. What’s Your Name”?

“My Name Is Ryan”.

“Hey Ryan. Your Handsome”.

“Young Lady. I’m Old Enough To Be Your Grandfather”

“Not. No Way. Your Not Even 50″.

“Tehhhh. I’m Just Bout 65″.

“Oh My GOD.Your Adorable”.

“Young Lady. Stop. Mind Your Manners”.

“Why Do You Think I Was Gawkin You On The Bus”? 

“Tehhhh.Young Lady. I’m Gonna GetRollin”.

“Do You Have A Phone”?

“Yes I Do.I Have Two Phones”.

“May I Use One.Please”?

“No”.

“Please Ryan. Please”.

“Felicia. Girl. I Don’t Let Anyone Use My Phones”.

“Ryannnnn. Please. Pretty Pretty Please”?

“Tehhhh. No”.

“Oh Gosh. Please Please Ryan. It’s Important”.

“OMG Girl. No”.

“Ryannnnnn. Please Please Please.With Ton O Sugar Please”.

“Damn. Who You Need To Call”? 

“My Momz”.

“Whats The Number”.

“Thank You So Much Your So Sweet.I Love You”.

I Star 67. Dial. Give Felicia The Phone.

Girl Completes The Call. Hands The Phone Back To Me.

“Felicia. Why Don’t You Have A Phone”? 

“I Had A New I Phone. But I Lost It”

“Awaight. I’m Gonna Get You A Phone Right Now. You Can’t Be Without A Phone”.

“Really? Your So Sweet.What Kinda Phone”?

“A Lifeline Phone. You Get 500 Talk Minutes And 500 Hundred Text Minutes Every Month”.

And

No. These Are NOT Obama Phones. Lifeline Was Introduced In 1972 By Then California Governor Ronald Reagan.

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“I Love You Sooooooo Much Ryan”.

“OMG  Girl. Stop. Do You Have An Arizona Picture I.D. And An ACHESS Or EBT Card”?

“Yes” “

O.K. Hold On I’m Callin My Homie Drew”.

“Yo. Drew. What Up Dawg? I’m Good. Listen. Check It Out. I’m Here With A Young Lady. She Need’s A Phone.Where You At? Awaight. Girl Has An Arizona Picture I.D. And A current E.B.T. Uh Huh.Uh Huh.Awaight. Let Me Write This Down. Go Ahead Dawg. Uh Huh. Awaight. Later My Man. I’ll Send Her Down. Girl’s Name Is Felicia”.

“Awaight Felicia. Here Ya Go.My Man Drew Is Gonna Hook You Up. Even Gonna Upgrade You For Free. I Wrote It All Down. Directions. Bus’s. Everythang”.

“Go With Me Ryan”.

“Girl., Not On My Schedule. You’ll BeF ine. Everythang Is Right Here Felicia”.

“Ryannnnn. Please. Ton O Sugar Paleeezee”?

“Girl I Have Some Where I ToB e”.

“Ryannnn. Paleeezeee. I Want To Hang Out With You All Day”.

“Girl. No”.

“Gosh Ryan. I Really Like You. Please Please Please Ryan”?

“OMG Girl. NO”.

With That.

Before I Knew What Hit Me.

I Can’t Even Make Dis Shit Up.

Girl. Pulls Out Her Beautiful Ample Breasts

Leans Over.

Plants Her Open Mouth Right Da Hell On My Grill.

Tongue Extended Further Than A Python’s.

I Pull Back As If I Just Caught An M1C Sniper Round.

“Damnnnnn Girl. Are You Kiddin Me! Titties And Kiss’s At On A Bus Stop Bench.O.M.G. Put Those Thangs Away. Now LORD HAVE MERCY“!

Girl Was Shocked And In Tears.

“OMG Ryan. I’m So Sorry. I Feel So Bad, Embarrassed And Ashamed. Please Forgive Me”.

“Damnnn Felicia.You Should  Be Embarrassed And Ashamed. How Old Are You”? 

In A Cry, Sigh,Whimpering Voice

“I’m Almost 25″.

“Damnnnn. That’s The Same Age As My Daughter. I Damn Sure Hope She’s Not  AllTitties And Kiss’s At The Bus Stop”. 



There Ya Have,It.

Just Another Day In A Life In Da Desert

That’s All I Got.

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Desert Love Ya All.

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Ryan. Out.

Picture Me Rollin.

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2pac-Tupac Picture Me Rollin