Ya Just Never Know


Yickety Yak.

From

Here

To

There.

Up

And

Around.

Sideways

And

Down.

Can’t

Be

Possible.

No

One

Ever

Even

Thought

Or

Surely

Knew.

But

Surely

The

Truth

Will

Always

Appear.

No

Matter

How

Hard

It

Is

To

Adhere.

“Say It Ain’t So Mr. Swamp

“Sadly Slappy My Man. It Oh So Da Fuck So”.

LORD Have Mercy Mr. Swamp“.

“Not On This Day And Deed Slappy My Man”.

Running

Through

The

News

A

Few

Months

Back.

I

Come

Across

This

Obscure

News

Story

In

A

European

Newspaper.

I

Read

This

Article

And

I’m

Saying

To

Myself

No Shit.

Who

Would

Have

Ever

Thunk.

Seemingly.

Russia’s

Main

Number

One

Dawg

And

Ruling

Homie.

Vladimir Putin.

Has

An

Obsession

If

One

Will.

A

Dark Dark

Side

Obsession

As

It

Were.

Vladdy Boy

Likes

Em

Young.

Real

Young.

 

Dead Spy Claimed Putin Was A ‘Paedophile Who Had Sex With Boys’

 

Vladdy Dawg

Explains:

 

Just wanted to stroke him like a kitten”  and “there is nothing behind it“.

 

Naw.

Nothing

Behind

Any

Of

This.

Right Vladdy?

And

Bill

And

Hill

Never

Ever

Told

A

Lie.

Between

The

Current

2016

American

Presidential Election

And

The

Rest

Of

The

World

Gone

Insane

Political Structures.

I

Would

Say

That

It

Is

Safe

In

Saying

ALL

Government

On

This

Planet

Need’s

To

Go.

Now.

Today.

Just

Up

In

Flames

And

Smoke.

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No

Worries

Though.

American

Secretary Of State.

John (Da Commie) Kerry.

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The John Kerry Room At The North Vietnamese War Memorial

Is

On

The

Job

In

Russia

Today

Speaking

To

Our

Commie

Enemies

In

Regards

To

Their

March

Through

The

World.

The

Game Board

On

The

Table?

Global Domination.

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A

Game

Where

The

United States Of America

Is

At

A

Current

Dis Advantage

Of

Monumental

Standing

And

Performance.

Great

Job

Mr.

American

P.C.

President.

Maybe

John (Da Commie)

Will

Be

Able

To

Get

Through

To

Vladdy P

And

Convince

The

Bare Chested

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Russian

Renegade

To

Cease

And

Desist

Licking

Little

Boys

Bellies

And

The

Rest.

Another

Giant

Wait

And

See

For

The

Obama Administration.

All

That

Said.

I

Do

Applaud

Obama’s

Approach

In

Regards

To

Syria.

Yes.

It

Will

Put

The

United States

In

A

Position

Of

Alliance

With

Russia.

I

Haven’t

Any

Problem

With

This.

At

Least

On

Our

End

Of

It.

It

Is

Former

KGB

LT. Colonel

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

That

I

Have

Major

Concern

With.

For

Myself.

Allies

Are

Much

Greater

Than

Enemies.

That

Said.

Putin

Being

Putin.

Along

With

His

Attitude

In

Regards

To

The

West.

Bare Chested

Leopards

Do

Not

Become

Spotless

Over

Night.

As

Well

Taking

Into

Consideration

Putin’s

Deep

Deep

Hate

Towards

The

United States

Over

The

Collapse

Of

The

Former

Soviet Union.

Gonna

Take

A

Lot

Of

Therapy

On

V. Putins

Part

To

Let

Go

Of

His

Red

White

And

Blue

Hate.

Another

Wait

And

See.

Now.

From

Our

Friends

At:

 

RealClearWorld – Opinion, News, Analysis, Video and Polls

 

Moving On.

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I

Find

The

Following

Story

Both

Compassionate

And

Inspiring.

From

Our

Good

Friends

Over

At:

 

Positive News | Good News Stories | Happy News 2016 – Sunny Skyz

 

Heres What Cops Did For A Couple That Refused To Sit Near Them In A Restaurant

July 13, 2016

A Pittsburgh police officer paid for a couple’s meal after the two said they didn’t want to be seated near him and other officers.

Da Swamp’s

Two

For

Thursday.

This Is What Happened When Black Lives Matter Protesters Met Counter-Protesters In Dallas

July 12, 2016

A Black Lives Matter protest group meets a counter-protest group on the streets of Dallas.

Hope

Ya All

Enjoyed

Today’s

Blog.

That’s

All

Folk’s.

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Ryan. Out.

Tail End

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The

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Of

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Thailand
Ireland
Mongolia
Hong Kong
Lithuania
Indonesia
Pakistan
Iraq
Malaysia
Thailand 
Spain
Taiwan
Cyprus

In 
Da 
House

Runnin 
Wild 

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Down
In
Da Swamp


Didn’t 
Yo 
Mamma 
Tell 
Ya All 
Bout 
Da Swamp

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1949 Mercury

Sittin 
On 
Chrome

 


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American Terrorist

Bomber

Of

19

American

Federal Buildings.

Murderer/Killer

Of

American Law Enforcement.

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One.

The

Only.

William (Bill) Ayers

The

Bill Ayers 

Murder Story

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The Google Filth


Google Executive Was Poisoned By Prostitute On Yacht, But Did They Both Have Secrets To Hide?

He was a successful, married businessman and she was a model. Both were hiding something, but only one would survive…

Forrest Hayes And His ‘Hoe‘.  Forrest Hayes (left) and Alix Tichelman

Just moments earlier, businessman Forrest Hayes had greeted a woman on to his luxury yacht with a hug. Now she was stepping over him as he lay dying on the floor, trying to hide any evidence that she was even there.

Police watched the security footage in disbelief as the woman wiped down surfaces and gathered up the contents of her handbag. She even paused to finish her wine before pulling down a window blind and slipping away.

It was an incredible breakthrough. The police had a video showing the moment Forrest died, but what they didn’t know was the one thing he had in common with the woman who had been the last person to see him alive: secrets.

Keeping secrets

Forrest, 51, was successful and rich. Back in his home town of Michigan he’d started off in the car industry, but had moved to California to work, and by 2013 he was a highly-paid executive for Google.

Forrest Hayes

Forrest had been married to his wife, Denise, for 17 years and they had five children together. They lived in a $3 million house in Santa Cruz and his prized possession was a 46-foot long luxury yacht called Escape, which was moored down at the exclusive Santa Cruz harbour.

Escape was just as its name suggested – the way that Forrest got away from it all, and he’d spared no expense. It was kitted out with a $200,000 high-tech security system and even the captain’s chair cost $8,000. But the boat was more than just a place to relax. Forrest was a man who had made a living from keeping secrets at work, but he had plenty in his personal life too.

On 26 November 2013, Forrest went out on his yacht alone – and didn’t return. His worried wife asked a member of their crew to go and check on him. When they boarded the Escape, they found Forrest dead. His family were devastated.

Injected, left alone

His obituary read: “Forrest will be remembered above all as a loving husband and father… he enjoyed spending time with his family at home and on his boat. His brilliant mind, contagious smile and warm embrace will be missed and cherished.”

However, there was an injection mark on Forrest’s arm. He’d died from a heroin overdose. It was enough to tarnish his image, but with the discovery of two wine glasses at the scene, the police wanted to investigate further.

Before long they found out that Forrest had a profile on a dating website called Seeking Arrangement – a site designed to match wealthy older men or women with ‘sugar babies’; younger members looking for partners with money.

Police knew that Escape had security cameras, but it took three months and a court order before they were allowed to watch it. When they did, they viewed Forrest’s death in astonishing detail. There was no sound, but what happened was clear enough.

Forrest greets a dark-haired woman with tattoos on her arms. They hug and she starts preparing the heroin that she’s brought with her. The woman injects herself while Forrest looks on nervously. Then she injects him.

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Alex Tichelman, 26

Almost immediately, Forrest slumps forward in his chair and falls to the floor. The stranger tries to revive him by shaking him, but Forrest is unconscious. Instead of calling 911, she starts to wipe away her fingerprints from surfaces she’s touched.

She collects up the drugs and steps over Forrest’s body for seven minutes as he lies dying. As she finishes her last sips of wine, any chance to save Forrest has slipped away. Once the window blind is pulled down to hide the body from passers-by, she leaves.

But the distinctive tattoos on her arms proved her downfall. Police easily found her profile on the same dating website Forrest was on.

She was 26-year-old aspiring model Alix Tichelman. Police set up a fake profile and tried to arrange a potential date and lure her in. It became clear that Alix was a high-class prostitute, so they had to agree to a $1,000 fee before she would meet.

Eight months after Forrest’s death, Alix appeared at the prearranged luxury hotel with heroin in her bag, and was arrested. She was charged with prostitution and murder, and held on $1.5million bail.

Alix quickly captured the imagination of the US press. Like Forrest, she’d also been leading a double life. While her friends and boyfriend believed Alix was a model, she was actually making her money by sleeping with rich men.

Alix had come from a good family, but she had fallen into the wrong crowd and developed a drug habit. By her early 20s she was working as a stripper and posing in provocative self-portraits online. She had turned to prostitution to pay for her addiction.

REUTERS Alix Catherine Tichelman sits in the courtroom during her arraignment

Alix Catherine Tichelman sits in the courtroom during her arraignment

The public were divided on whether Alix was to blame for Forrest’s death – some thought because he was willingly injected, Alix wasn’t responsible, and they’d met a few times before as consensual adults. But the fact remained she’d walked away when a man lay dying.

Her defence team told police that Alix had simply panicked. They were on the verge of a trial when there was another twist. In May this year, Alix pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter and administering drugs. She was shackled and wearing red prison clothes as she mouthed ‘Hi’ to her parents who stood by their daughter.

Through lawyers, Alix explained the guilty plea was to save her family from a trial. ‘”We want to convey a sincere apology to the Hayes family,” they said. “This was an accident and a panic, and she is so, so sorry.”

The prosecution said Alix was guilty of leaving Forrest to die. “She was the only one who could have rendered help and she failed to do so, and instead took liberties to destroy evidence and to make her getaway,” they said.

Alix was sentenced to six years, but with time spent she’s likely to serve just two. After the sentencing, it was revealed that Forrest’s family never wanted Alix charged. A trial would have forced them to hand over more footage from the yacht, potentially causing more embarrassment.

It seems Escape will continue to keep Forrest’s secrets.

So.

There

Ya All

Have It.

Jus

Another

Day

At

Google.

The

Dead

Google Executive

And

His

Whore.

Just

One

More

Google

Criminal Story

Now

Down

In

Da Books.

Oh?

There’s

More

Diabolical

Bad

Bad

Bad

Enterprising

Google Executives

Doing

Bad

Bad

Thangs

And

Drug Trafficking?

“Oh My!

Say

It

Ain’t

So

Mr. Swamp“.

“Slappy My Man.

It

Is

So

So

Very So”.

 

 Google’s CEO Dealt Drugs and Knew It, Say Fed’s

Well, this is certainly interesting: Google’s CEO Larry Page knew all about ads his company ran for an illegal Mexican drug ring run by a convicted con artist and described in detail to Google executives. But the advertisements for illicit steroids were allowed to continue because, hey, more revenue for Google.

“We simply know from the documents we reviewed and witnesses we interviewed that Larry Page knew what was going on,” U.S. attorney Peter Neronha told the Wall Street Journal This is known thanks, apparently, to concerned emails sent by Facebook’s Sheryl Sandberg back when she worked at Google and subsequently admitted into evidence. The Feds used convicted fraudster David Whitaker to sting Google. “He walked Google executives through the illegal parts of the websites,” said the WSJ. “He said he told ad executives that U.S. Customs had seized shipments, for example, and that one client wanted to be ‘the biggest steroid dealer in the United States.'”

Google ended up settling for close to $500 million federal charges it knowingly assisted narcotics trafficking. Meanwhile, the company began requiring ordinary everyday users give their real legal names and other personal information in order to use its Google Plus social network and advanced features of Google’s flagship search engine. It insists it needs the private data – backed up in some cases by scanned government documents – from users in order to “hold them accountable.” If you think for a second that Google wants anyone’s private information so it can hold them accountable, I’ve got some magic red pills to sell you. No prescription needed!

And

Just

When

Ya All

Thought

It

Was

Safe

To

Go

Back

Into

The

Water.

Oh

Da Fuck

No!

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Friday, January 29, 2016

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street

Street Story


“Mr. 
Mr. 
Sir. 
Can 

Get 

Rollie”? 

I
Turn
My
Head
Over
My
Right
Shoulder.

The
Voice
Is
Emitting
From
The
Mouth
Of
The
Beautiful
Young Lady 
On
The
# 4
Bus
Who
Was
Straight
Up
On
The
Stare
Me
Down.

I
Keep
Steppin
Till
I
Hit
Da
Curb
On
The
Other
Side.

“Please
Mr.
Please
Sir.
Just
One
Rollie”?

“You
Know
How
To
Roll
Girl”? 

“Yep”.

“Awaight.
Here
Ya
Go”.

“Ohhh.
Thank
You
So
Much
Sir”.

“No 
Problem
Girl”. 

I
Proceed
To
A
Bus
Bench.
Girl
In
Tow. 

We
Both
Cop
A
Squat.

I’ll
Interject
At
This
Point.

Girl
West Coast Gorgeous. 
Body
By
Fischer. 
Cadillac Eldorado Division.

 

Stacked
Racked
Step Da Fuck
Back.

“Thank
You
Sir”

“Your
Welcome
Young Lady”

“My
Name
Is
Felicia.
What’s
Your
Name”?

“My
Name
Is
Ryan”.

“Hey
Ryan.
Your
Handsome”.

“Young Lady.
I’m
Old
Enough
To
Be
Your
Grandfather”

“Not.
No
Way.
Your
Not
Even
50″.

“Tehhhh.
I’m
Jus
Bout
65″.

“Oh
My
GOD.
Your
Adorable”.

“Young Lady.
Stop”.

“Why
Do
You
Think
I
Was
Gawkin
You
On
The
Bus”? 

“Tehhhh.
Young Lady. 
I’m
Gonna
Get
Rollin”.

“Do
You
Have
A
Phone”?

“Yes
I
Do.
I
Have
Two
Phones”.

“May
I
Use
One.
Please”?

“No”.

“Please
Ryan.
Please”.

“Felicia.
Girl.
I
Don’t
Let
Anyone
Use
My
Phones”.

“Ryannnnn.
Please.
Pretty
Pretty
Please”?

“Tehhhh.
No”.

“Oh
Gosh.
Please
Please
Ryan.
It’s
Important”.

“OMG
Girl. 
No”.

“Ryannnnnn.
Please
Please
Please
With
Ton
O
Sugar
Please”.

“Shit.
Who
You
Need
To
Call”? 

“My
Momz”.

“Whats
Da
Fuckin
Number”.

“Thank
You
So
Much.
I
Love 
You”.

I
Star 67.
Dial.
Give
Felicia
The
Phone.

Girl
Completes
Da
Call.
Hands
Da
Phone
Back
To
Me.

“Felicia.
Why
Don’t
You
Have
A
Phone”? 

“I
Had
A
Nice
I Phone.
But
I
Lost
It”

“Awaight.
I’m
Gonna
Get
You
A
Phone
Right
Now.
You
Can’t
Be
Without
A
Phone”.

“Really.
Your
So
Sweet.
What
Kinda
Phone”.

“A
Lifeline Phone.
You
Get
500 
Talk 
Minutes
And
500 
Hundred 
Text 
Minutes 
Every
Month”.

And

No.
These
Are
NOT
Obama
Phones.
Lifeline
Was
Introduced
In
1972
By
Then
California
Governor
Ronald Reagan.

“I
Love
You
Sooooooo
Much
Ryan”.

“OMG
Girl.
Stop
Do
You
Have
An
Arizona
Picture
I.D.
And
An
ACHESS
Or
EBT
Card”?

“Yes”

“O.K.
Hold
On
I’m
Callin
My
Boy”.

“Yo.
Drew.
What
Up
Dawg?
I’m
Good.
Listen.
Check
It
Out.
I’m
Here
With
A
Young Lady. 
She
Need
A
Phone.
Has
Arizona
Picture
I.D.
And
EBT.
Uh Huh.
Uh Huh.
Awaight.
Let
Me
Write
Dis
Down.
Go
Ahead
Dawg.
Uh Huh.
Awaight.
Later
Man.
I’ll
Send
Her
Down”.

“Awaight
Felicia.
Here
Ya
Go.
My
Man
Drew
Gonna
Hook
You
Up.
Even
gonna
Upgrade
You
For
Free.
I
Wrote
It
All
Down.
Directions.
Bus’s.
Everythang”.

“Go
With
Me
Ryan”.

“Girl.
Not
On
My
Schedule.
You’ll
Be
Fine.
Everythang
Right
Here”.

“Ryannnnn.
Please.
Ton
O
Sugar
Paleeezee”?

“Girl
I Got
Some
Where
To
Be”.

“Ryannnn.
Paleeezeee.
I
Want
To
Hang
With
You
All
Day”.

“Girl.
No”.

“Gosh
Ryan.
I
Really
Like
You.
Please
Please
Please
Ryan”?

“OMG
Girl.
NO”.

With
That.

Before
I
Knew
What
Hit
Me.

I
Can’t
Even
Make
Dis
Shit
Up.

Girl.
Pulls
Out
Her
Ample
Beautiful
Breasts

Leans
Over.

Plants
Her
Open
Mouth
Right
Da
Fuck
On
My
Grill.

Tounge
Extended
Further
Than
A
Python’s.

I
Pull
Back
As
If
I
Just
Caught
A
Round.

“Damnnnnn
Girl.
Are
You
Kiddin
Me!
Titties
And
Kiss’s
At
A
Bus
Stop.
Put
Those
Thangs
Away.
Now”!

Girl
Shocked
And
In
Tears.

“OMG
Ryan.
I’m
So
Sorry.
I
Feel
So
Bad
And
Embarrassed.
OMG”.

“Damnnn
Felicia.
You
Should 
Be
Embarrased
ANd
Ashamed.
How
Old
Are
You”? 

In
A
Cry
Sigh
Whimpering
Voice

“I’m
Almost
25″.

“Damn.
That’s
The
Same
Age
As
My
Daughter.
I
Damn
Sure
Hope
She
Not
All
Titties
And
Kiss’s
At
The
Bus
Stop”. 


There
Ya
Have
It.

Jus
Another
Day
In
A
Life.

Now. On To The World.

Swamp Health Tip Of The Day.

For
Every
One
Pound
That
A
Human
Shed’s.

Exactly
4
Pounds
Of
Stress
On
Your
Joints
Muscles
And
Tendons
Will
As
Well
Be
Shed.

Makes
Sense.

Right?

Start
Feeling
Good.

Gonna
Throw
Some
Charts
At
Cha All.

To
Me
The
First
Chart
Is
Amazing.

In
A
Serious
Bad
Way.

The
Following
Charts
Are
The
Most
Complete
In
Regards
To
Overall
Facts. 

They
Represent
The
Year
2015.

Screen Shot 2013 12 03 at 5.29.16 AM

Wow.

In
America
We
Possess
The
Absolute
Without
One
Scintilla
Of
A
Doubt.

The
Highest
Paid
Teachers
On
This
Planet.

By
A
Bustillion
Country
Miles.

For
All
This
Stack$.

We
Ranking
Last
To
Close
To
Last
In
All
Categories.

Great
Fuckin
Job
Bloated
Belly
American
Educators.

Gaze
This
Chart.

 Possible.

GDP, current prices

(billion USD)

1
17,968
3
4,116
4
3,371
6
2,423
5
2,865
8
1,819
2
11,385
10
1,573
21
579
15
1,161
14
1,221
17
751
7
2,183
20
632
12
1,241
9
1,800
24
484
26
459
19
677
16
873
18
722
32
317
30
373
38
291
25
17,968
11
1,393
27
398
23
493
48
193
25
481
39
274
33
17,968
42
231
35
17,968
38
17,968
35
299
29
374
46
198
34
308
43
17,968
41
240
40
271
45
199
47
17,968
33
313
49
17,968
50
17,968
36
299
43
227
53
17,968
37
294
44
202
13
1,236
58
17,968
47
195
60
17,968
49
192
1980 1990 2000 2005 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015

GDP based on PPP valuation

(billion current international dollars)

2
17,968
4
4,842
5
3,842
12
2,174
10
2,647
7
3,208
9
2,660
11
2,220
3
8,027
1
19,510
15
1,636
16
1,628
14
1,681
8
2,839
25
964
23
1,003
27
831
19
1,137
17
1,576
30
724
38
492
37
495
45
411
39
483
29
742
41
467
27
19,510
24
996
34
571
46
404
13
1,849
31
665
22
1,105
34
19,510
21
1,107
26
931
39
19,510
48
353
41
19,510
42
19,510
47
385
44
19,510
28
814
46
19,510
47
19,510
33
577
43
424
44
414
6
3,474
49
341
40
469
35
551
36
531
42
430
1980 1990 2000 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015

Than.

Explain
To
Me
How
Such
A
Dirt
Low
Math
Science
And
Reading Comprehension
Standing
For
America
In
The
World
Is
Even
Possible.

GDP, current prices

(billion USD)

1

United States

17,968

3

Japan

4,116

4

Germany

3,371

6

France

2,423

5

United Kingdom

2,865

8

Italy

1,819

2

China

11,385

10

Canada

1,573

21

Argentina

579

15

Mexico

1,161

14

Spain

1,221

17

Netherlands

751

7

India

2,183

20

Saudi Arabia

632

12

Australia

1,241

9

Brazil

1,800

24

Sweden

484

26

Belgium

459

19

Switzerland

677

28

Islamic Republic of Iran

397

16

Indonesia

873

18

Turkey

722

32

South Africa

317

30

Austria

373

38

Denmark

291

25

Venezuela

17,968

26

Democratic Republic of the Congo

17,968

11

Korea

1,393

27

Norway

398

23

Nigeria

493

48

Greece

193

25

Poland

481

39

Colombia

274

33

Romania

17,968

42

Finland

231

35

Algeria

17,968

22

Taiwan Province of China

519

31

United Arab Emirates

339

38

Libya

17,968

35

Philippines

299

29

Thailand

374

46

Portugal

198

34

Hong Kong SAR

308

43

Kuwait

17,968

41

Chile

240

40

Pakistan

271

45

Vietnam

199

47

Bulgaria

17,968

33

Malaysia

313

49

Ghana

17,968

50

Egypt

17,968

36

Israel

299

43

Ireland

227

53

New Zealand

17,968

37

Singapore

294

44

Bangladesh

202

13

Russia

1,236

50

Czech Republic

182

58

Hungary

17,968

47

Kazakhstan

195

60

Iraq

17,968

49

Qatar

192

1980

1990

2000

2005

2011

2012

2013

2014

2015

Source: IMF World Economic Outlook (WEO), October 2015

GDP based on PPP valuation

(billion current international dollars)

2

United States

17,968

4

Japan

4,842

5

Germany

3,842

12

Italy

2,174

10

France

2,647

7

Brazil

3,208

9

United Kingdom

2,660

11

Mexico

2,220

3

India

8,027

1

China

19,510

15

Spain

1,636

16

Canada

1,628

14

Saudi Arabia

1,681

8

Indonesia

2,839

25

Argentina

964

18

Islamic Republic of Iran

1,382

23

Poland

1,003

27

Netherlands

831

19

Australia

1,137

17

Turkey

1,576

30

South Africa

724

38

Venezuela

492

37

Belgium

495

45

Romania

411

39

Switzerland

483

29

Philippines

742

41

Sweden

467

27

Greece

19,510

24

Egypt

996

34

Algeria

571

46

Austria

404

13

Korea

1,849

31

Colombia

665

22

Nigeria

1,105

34

Libya

19,510

32

United Arab Emirates

642

21

Thailand

1,107

20

Taiwan Province of China

1,114

26

Pakistan

931

39

Hungary

19,510

48

Norway

353

41

Denmark

19,510

42

Portugal

19,510

47

Peru

385

44

Finland

19,510

28

Malaysia

814

46

Kuwait

19,510

47

Bulgaria

19,510

33

Bangladesh

577

43

Chile

424

44

Hong Kong SAR

414

6

Russia

3,474

49

Ukraine

341

50

Czech Republic

331

40

Singapore

469

35

Vietnam

551

36

Iraq

531

42

Kazakhstan

430

1980

1990

2000

2011

2012

2013

2014

2015

Source: IMF World Economic Outlook (WEO), October 2015

This
Next
Chart
Is
Just
Completely
Whacked.

What
I’m
Walkin
Up
The
Canyon
Trail
With
Is
America
Is
Stupid
And
Lazy. 

If
All
The
Above
Was
Not
Enough.

United States GDP

Last

Previous

Highest

Lowest

Unit

GDP Growth Rate

0.70

2.00

16.90

-10.00

percent

[+]

GDP Annual Growth Rate

1.80

2.10

13.40

-4.10

percent

[+]

GDP

17419.00

16768.10

17419.00

543.30

USD Billion

[+]

GDP Constant Prices

16442.30

16414.00

16442.30

2084.60

USD Billion

[+]

Gross National Product

16585.10

16529.70

16585.10

2098.40

USD Billion

[+]

Gross Fixed Capital Formation

2762.20

2760.70

2762.20

1215.60

USD Billion

[+]

GDP per capita

46405.26

45660.73

46405.26

15791.86

USD

[+]

GDP per capita PPP

52117.76

51281.58

52117.76

36543.10

USD

[+]

GDP From Agriculture

205.30

191.10

235.10

123.30

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Construction

724.10

706.50

724.10

528.70

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Manufacturing

2187.70

2165.80

2187.70

1679.40

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Mining

292.90

335.10

476.10

197.60

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Public Administration

2330.90

2316.50

2330.90

1705.00

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Services

12319.30

12198.70

12319.30

8469.60

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Transport

528.60

525.90

528.60

357.50

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Utilities

290.90

287.90

296.60

193.00

USD Billion

[+]

The
Above
Chart.

On
It’s
Best
Day.

Is
A
Stark
Dark
Less
Than
Laughable
Realty.

But
No
Worries.

The
Obama
Administration
Jumping
For
Silly
Joy.
I
Find
This
Next
Chart
Amazing
In
It’s
Own
Way.

In
So
Much
As
America
Is
The
Land
Of
The
Free
And
Home
Of
The
Brave.

America.

Ya All
Some
Sad – Sack
Miserable
Peep’s.

Check
It
Out.

 
Tehhhhh.

Don’t
Know
Bout
Cha All.

I’m
Laughing
My
Skinny
Ass
Right
Da
Fuck
Off.

Old Man
Charted
Out.

Movin On.

The
2016
Republican
Presidential
Debate.

Talk
Bout
Out
Da
Fuckin
Park.

Image result for pics mickey mantles longest home run out of the park

Mickey Mantle’s Longest Home Run Out Da Park

Wow.

Teddy ‘Boy’ Cruz
Showing
True
His
Colors.

All
Up
In
Da
Wah
Wah
Wah’s.

“I’m
Havin
My
Mamma
Take
Me
Right
Off
Dis
Stage.
Wah
Wah
Double
Wah”.

Teddy ‘Boy’.

Paleeezeee.

Grab
Tight
Your
Genitalia.

Ask
Your
LORD GOD
For
Divine
Guidance.

And

Pull
Up
Your
Draws
Son.

My
Man
Rand.
Paul.

Standin
Tall.

Stay
Da
Fuck
Up
On
It
Kentucky Senator Paul. 

Swamp Love
My
Man
Rand.

Ben Carson.

Releasing
Da
Hounds.

Lettin
It
Loose.

Standin Strong.

Jeb
Bringin
It.

Right

On
Florida
Governor.

Christy.

Big
Man
Ain’t
Playin.

Showin
Some
Real
Presidential
Flare.

Jersey Style. 

As
Well.
Droppin
Some
LB’s. 

Mr. Kaisac.
Representin.

America.

We
Got
Ourselves
A
Race.

One
Last 
Thang.

American Militia.

Image result for pics american militia

Honestly.

Dem
My
Boyz.

Cuz
In
The
Realty
Of
It
All.

They
Are
My
Last
Bastion
Of
Freedom.

Especially
With
This
Communist
Administration.

Thanks
Gentlemen
For
All
Your
Dedicated
Service
To
This
Once
Great
Country.

The
Fact
Of
It
All.

It
Is
Without
A
Doubt
The
Arizona Militia.

Image result for Arizona Militia Logo

Stationed
On
The
Arizona/Mexican
Border.

Image result for Arizona Militia mexico border

Daily.

Image result for Arizona Militia mexico border

Turning
Back
Meth
Tweeze(Marijuana)
And
People
Smugglers
Into
The
MexiHell
They
Came
From.

Any
Which
Way
They
Can.

Dead.

Or

Alive.

A
Task
The
Obama
White House
Has
Been
More
Than
Lax
And
Baffled
On
The
Straight Up 
100.

Thankz
Guyz.

I
Know
Ya All
Gonna
Stay
Da
Fuck
Up
On
It.

Semper Fi
Brothers.

 

Ryan. Out.


Tail End

The
Beautiful Women
Of
Turkey.

Thanks
For
The
Read
Guyz

Swamp Love Ya All

United States
Ukraine
France
Canada
United Kingdom
Germany
Russia
Portugal
Bulgaria
Slovakia
Japan
China
Kenya
Costa Rica
India
Belgium
Latvia
Philippines
Italy
Cuba?
Kazakhstan
Belarus
Thailand
Ireland
Mongolia
Hong Kong
Lithuania
Indonesia
Pakistan
Iraq
Malaysia
Thailand 
Spain
Taiwan
Cyprus 
South Korea
Vietnam
Italy
Czech Republic
Poland
Brazil
Qatar
Turkey
Egypt
Israel

In 
Da 
House

Runnin 
Wild 

Image result for Arizona african animals running wild

Down
In
Da Swamp

 

Didn’t 
Yo 
Mamma 
Tell 
Ya All 
Bout 
Da Swamp

 

2015 Roush Mustang
Sittin 
On 
Chrome

Image result for pics the swamp

Bottom Of Da Swamp

Image result for pics obama the muslim

Image result for pics obama the muslim

President Obamas

Best

Of

Very Best Friend’s

Mr.

American Terrorist

Murderer Of Police

Bomber Of 19 U.S. Federal Buildings

Current Member Of The Communist Party

Current Top Echelon Leader / Weatherman Underground

The

One

The

Only

William (Bill) Ayers

The

Bill Ayers

Murder Story

And

His

Plan

To

Smoke

25 Million

American Citizens

Read

It

And

Weep

America

Larry Grathwohl: Bill Ayers Planned to Kill 25 Million Americans in

Obama’s Friend Ayers: Kill 25 Million Americans – The New American

Bill Ayers – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Bill Ayers – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Bill Ayers – Obama’s Communist Terrorist Bomber Weather …

 

In The Lickety Quick Brief Of It All


Wham.

Bamm.

Slam.

Action

Packed

Around

Every

Drama

Plagued

Curve.

Never

A

Dull

Moment.

I

Cop

A

Squat

In

The

Comfort Chair.

Hit

Up

Mr. Remote.

Click

Damn

Bang

What

Hang.

Gigantorous

Blast.

Peep’s

Down.

In

Da Street.

Dead.

Honestly.

On

A

Daily

Basis.

Switching

On

Da

Flatscreen.

I’m

4th Dimensional

Dumped

Back

In

Time

To

South Central, Los Angeles, California

And

The

‘Fremont Movie Theater’

Image result for pics south central los angeles freemont movie theatre 1960

On

A

Saturday

Afternoon

Viewing

Action

Packed

Blood

Galore

By

The

Second

War

And

Spy

Movies.

Coming

At

Me

In

3D Technicolor.

No

End

In

Site.

Just

The

Every

Day

Now

This

Is

The

Norm

Of

The

World’s

Hard

Hitting

Stark

Dark

Daily

Reality.

Is It A Bomb?

Is It A Suicide Maniac?

All

Caught

Up

In

The

6th Century 

Theology

Of

A

Bygone Dictum?

Sounds

To

Me

Like

This

Is

A

Job

For

SuperMan.

Image result for pics 1950's superman

Oh.

He

Left

The

Building.

No

Worries

America.

‘Prez’ Got This.

I

Know.

He

Told

Me.

All

That

Considered.

We Fucked.

Way

Over

On

The

Other

Side

Of

The

Pond.

V. Putin.

Ear

To

Communist

Ear.

Flashing

His

Best

KGB

Operative

Lt. Colonel

Smile.

The

Tone

I’m

Copping

Worldwide.

Peep’s

Talking.

Loud.

Sayin

It’s

Time.

Gotta Revolution.

Image result for pics revolutionary war

Ain’t

Dat

Right

Britain?

UhHuh.

Thangs

Most

Defiantly

Looking

Up.

If

All

That

Was

Not

Enough.

In

A

Quicker

Than

Quick

Lickety.

I

Am

Again

Thrust

Head

First

Into

Another

4th Dimensional

Hard

Hitting

Dump.

This

Time

Transporting

Me

Through

Mystical 

Un Seen

Walls

Back

To

The

Year

Of

Our

LORD 1958.

The Cold War‘.

The

Major

Difference

Between

The Cold War

Of

Long

Ago

YesterYear

And

Today’s

2016

Quantum

World

Meltdown

Is

The

Hard

Cold

Dark

Realty

Of

Guaranteed

Death.

Every

Fuckin

Where.

The

Current

Game

On

This

Particular

Game

Board

Of

World Domination

Is;

“Oh Yeah.

Watch This Muthu Fuckers”.

Pushing

The

Death

Count

To

An

Infinite

Data

Score.

The

Battle

Cry

Is;

“Let’s Up This Ante.

How

Many

Dead.

Blown Up.

Eviscerated.

People Down.

In Da Street.

Can

We

Accomplish

Today”?

Like

The

Old

Beetle’s

Song

From

The

60’s

Goes;

Hey Buffalo Bill How Many Ya Kill“?

Then.

Just

When

You

Thought

You

Heard

It

All.

Chilling

On

A

Runway

With

My

Homies.

I

Of

Course

Refer

To

The

Un Expected

Meeting

On

A

Phoenix, Arizona

Runway

Between

The

Head

Of

The

American

D.O.J.

Ms. Loretta E. Lynch

And

Non

Other

Than

The

Lying

Criminal

Murdering (Allegedly)

Billy Boy Clinton.

How

Convenient.

Two

Aircraft

Passing

In

The

Night

As

It

Were.

Nothing

Like

A

Chat

On

The

Tarmac

In

Near

100 Degree Heat.

Yeah.

Just

A

Chance

Meetup.

Nothin

Goin

On

Here.

Tehhhhh.

Nigga Paleezzee.

In

The

Complete

All

Of

It.

I’ve

Been

Writing

About

‘The American Take Over’

For

The

Better

Part

Of

5

Years Now.

Really.

Nothin

Else

To

Say.

You

For

Sure

Seeing

What

You

Seeing

America.

Nothing

Left

To

Conjecture

Here.

The World

Straight

Up

On

Fire.

Image result for pics the world burning

A

10 Bustillion

Alarm

Fire

At

That.

Take

Yourself

A

Walk

Back

In

Time

In

Da Swamp

To

The

Year 2012.

Benghazi.

I

Spelled

It

Out

Crystal Clear.

Ya All

Wanna

Know

Where

Mr. ‘Prez’

Barry O. Barrack

Was

At.

Just

Ask

His

‘Body Man’.

Reggie Love.

If

Ya All

Can

Not

Locate

Reggie Love

To

Pose

Him

This

All

Important

Question.

Read

My Blog

That Day

Back

In 2012.

In

Regards

To ISIS.

I

Was

Writing

About

These

Blood Thirsty

Muslim Rejects 

Just

About

Three

Years Ago.

As

Well

I

Was

Also

Writing

About

Boko Haram

In

Africa.

I

Ended

That

Day’s

Blog

With

These

Word’s;

Who Actually

Gives

Two Shitz

Or

Three Fast Flyin Fuckz

One Way

Or

Another

In

Regards

To Compton?

Image result for pics compton ca 1970's

Feel Me?

So Far?

Not

One

Scintilla

Of

An

Iota

Reported

On

These

Far Out

Factions

Of

Islam

By

The

Bought And Sold

American

News

Media

Up

Until

Almost

A

Year

Ago.

Dereliction Of Duty

Would

Be

A

Cyclopean

UpGrade.

Bought

And

Sold America Media.

Drip Lip Hoes

On

Their

Very

Best

Day.

Pretty

Much

Excused

From

These

Sniveling

NON REPORTERS

Of

The

American

News Front.

Fox News

More

Or

Less

Stands Out.

Megyn Kelly.

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Judge Janine.

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Just

Can’t

Help

Myself.

I Love Women.

Especially

Tuff.

Stand Out.

Bringing It

Females

Such

As

The

Above

Mentioned.

In

Regards

To

This

Countries

Very

First

President

George Washington.

Here

Is

A

Little

Somthin Somthin

You

Left

Out

Mr. Bill O’Rielly

In

Regards

To

Mr. Washington.

George Washington

Seriously

Warned

Against

‘Political Parties’

Of

All

Kinds.

In

PresidentGeorge Washington’s

Words;

I Seriously Advise Against All Political Parties

As They Divide AFree RepublicWith Hate Between

It’s Citizens“.

And

Yes America.

This

Country

Is

And

Has Always

Been

A

‘Free Republic’.

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There Ya Have It.

Ryan. Out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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