Going Down… Shout Out Saturday


The Rolling Stones – Doom And Gloom

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Welcome To The Desert Ya All

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Blind Belief In Authority Is The Greatest Enemy Of Truth.
Albert Einstein

Shout Out To A Very Cool Dude.

Yo.

Whad Up Suntran Driver.

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Semper Fi  OOHRAH Brother

Second Shout Out Goes To A Very Brave And Courageous Man Who, Throughout His Entire Life, Gave It All. Nothing Left Behind.

Serving This Once Great Country With Un Bridled Devotion.

A True Blue Desert Dawg.

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Leave It To You Lieutenant Commander McCain.

Diagnosed With The Absolute Most Wicked Of All Afflictions.

On The Very Thin Precipice Of Life.

No Worries.

In True American Grit.

Off The Operating Room Table, On Up To The Senate Floor.

Taking Care Of Business.

As Always.

Doing The Right Thing.

As Always.

On The Fly Bye, Leaving All And Any Behind In The Literal Dust.

An Audience Left In A Nano Flash Lost Click.

Grey Matter Melt Down Flowing Onto The Senate Floor.

My Man Lieutenant Commander McCain.

Yeah.

This How We Do It On The Desert West Side.

LORD GOD Bless You And Your Family Oh So Very Much.

I Know HE Does Sir.

GOD Speed Recovery Sir.

Ain’t Gonna Lie Sir.

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You Most Certainly Put Marine Recon T.R.A.P. M.E.U.  Through The Paces. Did Our Best Sir.

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At Times.

Seemingly.

Lost In A Cloud Of  Video Dust Breaking Through L.E.D.’s Flat Screen Onslaught.

I Am.

If By Magic.

Transported In A Undefinable Warp, Wherein My Brains Very Neurons Play A Slick Quick Game Of Now You See It, Now You Don’t.

Then In A Lightening Quick Lickety.

Wham Bam The Hell Slam.

Realty Plants Her Long Sharp Talons Straight Through My Ever Thinning Epidermis Right On Down To My Very Bones.

You For Sure Seeing What You Seeing My Man.

In The Hard Cold Grey Matter Shatter Of It All.

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Throughout My Ancient Life.

I Have Always Held Respect In My Heart For My President.

If You Have Been Following This Blog For A Minute.

You Witnessed. On Many Occasions, Myself Calling Out President Obama.

You Also Caught Me At the Tail End Of What Ever Presidential Diatribe I Was Laying Down At That Particular Time, With A:

It Would Transcend An Honor Sir To Sit And Chat With You“.

I Was In Fact Invited To Do Just That On Two Occasions Through Social Media Site Blogger. I Copped To The Chicken Out Side Of It All And Declined.

What I Am Getting At, Is In Regards To America’s Present Sitting President.

I Have Not One Iota Of A Scintilla Of Respect For The Clown Idiot Who Calls Himself America’s President.

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Standing On The Sidelines Of The Ever Increasing Drama Of The Inevitable Fall Of America.

I Am Reminded Of A Quote By The Late Author Hunter S. Thompson Wherein He Describes His Feelings In Regards To The Television Industry:

Pimps, Thieves And Whores Roam The Halls Freely While Good Men Die Like Dogs“.

This Is What I View In The Now Tragic Soap Opera That Has Become The Very Unfortunate Norm Over At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue North West.

On A Daily Basis I Witness Good Men To A One.

Who’s Only Mission Forward Throughout Their Adult Lives Has Been To Serve Their Country With Honor.

Only To Be Dragged Down The Rat Hole By A Failing Game Show Host Wanna Be.

Lost Somewhere In The Bizarre Narcissistic, Egotistical, Maniacal Dust Of A Dictator Who Has Gone Stark Raving Mad.

Where Character Assignation Would Be A Cyclopean Upgrade.

Men Who’s Only Crime Was To Further Serve Their Country In Assisting The New President To Fix This Now Completely Shattered Shell Of What Used Too Be America.

A President Who Asked Only One Thing Of These Men. Loyalty.

The Realty In All That Is That Donald J. Trump Wouldn’t Know Loyalty If It Bit Him In His Large Pale White Boy Ass.

For You See, Daddy’s Lil Rich Boy Donny Is Loyal To Only One. That One Being Himself.

The Real Danger In All Of This Is What Exactly This Man Stands For And Who His Supporters Are.

After Some Very Deep Research Into Exactly This, I Walked Away Livid.

To The Point Of Wanting To Smoke Every White Boy Nazi, Klan Member And  Hater On This Quickly Deteriorating Planet.

I Know.

Sounds Somewhat Desperate. Right?

I Detest Hate Of All Kinds.

For I Have Seen Hate Coming And Going Throughout My Entire Life.

While Delving Into The Trump Family History, Time And Time Again I Found Myself On Pages Describing Racial Etiquette Fitting That Of White Supremacy Based On Occasions Of Attendance Or Dictum Brought On By Individual Trump Family Members Or The Trump Real Estate Company.

The Very First Search Brought Up An Article From The New York Times Dated June 1927 Describing A K.K.K. Rally In New York Where One Fred Trump Was Arrested For Participating In The Klan Rally And Assaulting New York Police.

The Search Also Revealed That Quite Possibly Fred Trump Could Have Been An Innocent Bystander As Well, Even Though In Court Fred Trump Was Defended As It Were By The Klan Attorneys. Charges Against Freddie Boy Were Eventually Discharged. 

That Said.

In A 1979 Article Published By ‘The Village Voice’, Attention Was Once Again Drawn To The Trump Empire In  Regards To Racism.

 A New York City Rental Agent Was Quoted As Saying That Fred Trump Had Advised The Rental Agent Not To Rent To Black People And To Strongly Encourage Any Current Black Tenants To Leave.

They Finally Settled In 1975 With A Consent Degree Only Described ‘As One Of The Most Far Reaching Ever Negotiated‘.

Even After This 800 Pound Racial Gorilla Was Put To Rest, The Justice Department Protested That Continuing “Racially Discriminatory Conduct By Trump Agents Has Occurred With Such Frequency That It Has Created A Substantial Impediment To The Full Enjoyment Of Equal Opportunity.”

The Thing Of It Is, When It Comes To Racism, Seemingly, On Every Possible Level, The Trump Family, Trumps The Card.

Following Is Just A Few Bites If You Will From Our Friends Over At The ‘Huffington Post’.

Following Are Some More Trump Family Racial Motivated Sagas.

Years after casino went bust, Gary still skeptical of Trump …

White nationalist leader pleads guilty in Trump rally case

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Then, There Is That Pesky Old Russian Thang‘.

I Want To State, Very Clearly, At This Point, In Regards To The Entire American Populous, I Regard These Individuals, On Their Best Day As Lead By The Collar, Rock Solid Idiots.

Who Word For Word Quote The Ongoing Talking Heads Of Their Particular Choice.

The Unfortunate Realty In All Of This Is That America Has Fallen Victim To The Bought And Sold Lies Brought To Them Courtesy Of The Commercial Laden Television Broadcast Industry.

In Trumps Case, The Trump Fox News Network.

Whose Ratings On A Daily Basis Are Swirling Around The Drain.

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The Trump – Fox News Network Swirling Around The Drain

Who Has Been Unable, Seemingly, To Set This Entire Cluster Fuck With A Shit Storm Float Called Trump And Russian Collusion, On A Clear Visual Video Pattern.

Actually A Very Simple Task If Put Into The Proper Perspective.

The Simple Explanation Is That If One Has Decided To Participate In Business Dealings Of Any And All Kind In Russia, This Individual At That Very Instance, Without Hesitation, Quite Simply Becomes Former KGB Lieutenant Colonel Vladimir Vladimirovich Putins Bitch.

This Realty Is Not On The Perception Level Of Quantum Physics.

In Other Words, Vladdy P. Owns Donny Boy Trump.

Straight Up.

On Da Clear 100.

For You See, Donny Boy Been Doing Business In The Former USSR Since 1987.

Really America.

What Part Of The Entire Trump Family Lawyer-ing Up And Taking To The Mafia High Road Of Completely Pardoning Themselves Are Ya All Not Clear On.

In True Fuck Em If You Can Trump Style, Donny Boy Signs The New Russian Sanctions To Accomplish, In His Clown Mind, To Put All Of This Russian Thang Behind Him.

Don’t Work That Way In Russia Daddy’s Lil Rich Boy.

Your Boy, Putin Da Pimp, Don’t Roll Like That.

Cause America, Trust me On This, Putin Has Very Very Incriminating Dirt On Donny Boy.

Russia Is Not America, Where In True Donny Boy Trump Style, After He Has Used And Abused The Good People To Get His Shyster Way Poof. They Gone.

This Practice Has Been Donny Boy’s M.O. Since Jump.

Wherever Daddy’s Lil Rich Boy Has Conducted Business.

People Got Screwed.

Contracts Became No More Than The Shredded Paper They Were Written On.

Then Ala Kazam.

In Come The Drip Lip.

Grease Butt Monkey Attorney’s To Tie Up All The Loose Ends.

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Trumps Drip Lip Grease Butt Monkey Attorneys

If All This Was Not Enough.

The White House Has Now Morphed Into A New York Style 1980’s Mafia Setting.

Sending One Great American After The Other Down The Road Packing.

The Latest In This Death March Is Sean Spicer.

To Be Replaced By The Likes Of Another East Coast New York Loud Mouth, Anthony Scaramuci.

Now Daddy’s Lil Rich Boy Donny Has Himself A Punk Ass Loud Mouth Just Like Himself.

And My Oh My, Can Tony Boy Scar A Moochi Run Some Vulgar Yak.

Yo.

Tony Boy.

Let Me Show You How We Run Vulgar Yak Here On The West Side Of Things.

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A Little Intro Music If You Will.

2Pac feat. Snoop Dogg – Gangsta Party

So,

What I’m Walking Up The Canyon Trail With

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Is That My White House Is Now In The Hands

Of

Two

Fat Mouth

Rude

New York Punk Ass Faggot Bitch’s Walking The Slant Face Spaghetti Bending Road Of G-Thug Wanna Be’s, Who Have No Problem What So Ever Cursing Out Of Their Rabid Running Bitch Holes Just Like Their Pig Face Fat Ass Mamas.

Yo.

White Boys.

Think Ya All Rollin.

We Pimpin Ur Pig Face Mamas’s On Da South Side Chumps.

2Pac Hit ‘Em Up

This Is How We Do It On The West Side.

The Best Side.

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Your Both A Major Embarrassment To This Country And Everything That This Country Stands For.

As Well.

North Korea, Backed Up To The Hilt By Their Homies, China, Told You In No Uncertain Terms That They Are Going To And I Quote, “Bring Nuclear Hell Down On You“.

Iraq Just Signed A Contract With Iran.

The Philippines Has Kicked The United States Navy Out Of Subic Bay.

G.O.D. Only Knows What Russia Has Up It’s Sleeve And G.O.D. Ain’t Talking.

If All That Wasn’t Enough.

Word On The Street Is Russia Is Arming Taliban. Oh My.

So, Mr. New York Loud Mouth.

In Just A Scant Seven Months You Have Put This Country In Harms Way As No Other President In History Ever Has.

What’s Your Resolve?

Tweeting Your Sub Intelligent, Racist, Pig Face White Boy Self Away.

Your Health Care Plan. D.O.A. 3 Times Now Genius.

Tax Reform. So Far The Hell Down The Road Hubble Can’t Even Pick It Up.

Inner City Rebuild And Reform. Not Even On This Hemispheres Map.

Your American/Mexico Wall. Way The Hell Dead Before Arrival. Not To Mention Creating An International Crisis By Implementing A 20% Tax On All Good’s Coming Across The Mexican Border.

To Which Mexico Says, No Problemo Amigo. Tariff Increase Me. Tariff Increase You White Boy.

Leaving A Gaping Gigantorous Hole In America’s Already Sinking By The Day Position On The World Trade Side Of Things.

Just On And On And On President Clown Idiot.

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You Sir.

Mr. Clown.

Are By Far.

The Very Absolute Worst Possible Thing To Ever Happen To America.

You Are A Major Piece Of Blood Stained Hemorrhoid Laden Bowel Movement Floating A Top The Slime & Scum Filmed Polluted Hudson River.

Have A Nice Day Mr. President.

That’s All I Got.

Desert Love Ya All

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Ryan. Out.

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2Pac – Picture Me Rollin’

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To My Tens Of Thousands Of Readers World Wide.

Thanks For The Read, The Best Of The Most Beautiful Best Of Homies.

Desert Love Ya All

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That Love Thang


Sly and the Family Stone – Hot Fun in the Summertime

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Welcome To The Desert Ya All

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 Buddha

 “All That We Are Is The Result Of What We Have Thought. The Mind Is Everything. What We Think We Become.  Buddha

 

How Could She Have Known?

 

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He Hadn’t A Clue.

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For Sure, Some Thing, Had Just Out Of The Wild Blue Connected Beyond All Realms Regarding The Both Of Them.

Unforeseen Spirits At Play.

Lining Up, Taking Their Stance, Then Firing  Away.

Loves Arrows Striking Bone Deep, In Places Long Ago Forgotten For The Both Of Them.

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They Both Sensed Something Not At All Earthly.

In Places Long Ago Shut Down And Perceived By Both To Be Forever Locked Away.

The Quick Turn Of Her Head. A Lickety Quick Glance. Yes, He Is Close. A Smile, Large And Beautiful Across Her Gorgeous Woman Desire Face.

For Him, Senses Long Ago Buried And Forgotten. But Now, Without One Iota Of A Scintilla Of Warning.

He Was In Love And He Was All Shook Up. Uh Huh Huh, Yeah Yeah, Uh Huh Huh.

Elvis Presley: All Shook Up

The Sunset Waited, Stalled As It Were. Waiting To Catch Their Innocent Child Like Glee. Then As If On Clouds, Walking Them Into The Magical Starlit Evening. Bonded And Connected Where Only Angels Can See.

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Connected By A Bond That Could Never Be Explained In Any Earthly Paraphrase Or Manner.

Souls And Spirits Intertwined In A Magical 4th Dimension Twist, Saved Only For The Very Special.

Hearts Connect. Un Separable From Twilight To Dawn. Engaged In The Rhythm Of Mad Passionate Love.

The Angels Danced In Unison As Never Before.

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Spraying Angel Love Mist Down On The Newly Arrived.

Into Blissfulness They Danced Throughout The Night, All The Way Into The Suns Ensuing Glorious Rise.

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Then Poof. Like Angelic Magic. They Fall Asleep. Entwined In Soul And Spirit Deep Love. Then Into Blissful Harmony They Fade.

Sealed For Now In Loves Vise, Ever Tight Grip, Wrapping Them In Loves Flaming Endless Cocoon.

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Spirits Now Forever Connected.

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Now. Onto A  Fire Torched World.

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I Cry.

At Times Uncontrollably.

Coming From Deep Deep Inside A Crippled Soul.

A Spirit That Seemingly, Has Experienced It All.

Images, That Can, Nor Will Ever Be Put Into Earthly Human Words.

For You See, There Aren’t Any.

Taken From, Than Back Too, The War Torn Killing Fields.

Nights Upon Endless Nights, Deep Into The Middle Of Darkness.

Images Of Bodies.

Blown To Less Than Hideous Chunks Of Blood And Never Ending Guts.

Wondering. Pondering. When Will The Slaughter Ever Stop.

Human Beings.

Children.

Mothers And Fathers.

Forever Thrown Into Hell’s Non Reversible Endless Tide Of Mass Destruction.

Innocent.

Just Being.

A Life Of Harmony And Peace.

Thrown Into The Rage Of Satan’s Dis Mantling, Ongoing, Unspeakable, Violence.

No End In Sight.

Shear, Unadulterated Terror.

Children, Small And Large.

At Least The One’s Left In Whole And Not Blown To Bit’s, Body Parts Lining The Bombed Out Streets.

Now Competing With Wild Dogs In The Street For Just A Bit Of A Meal.

Bodies Of The Former, Once Alive And Breathing, Scattered And Left Rotting In The Street Where Swine And Dogs Fight For The Rotting Flesh And Bones.

LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.

Turns His Head And Closes His Eyes To The Horrible, Bloody Scene That Lays Waist In The Streets At Noon Day.

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His Angels Weep In Horror At Slaughters Never Ending Blood Shed.

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Syria.

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Just Another Day At The Beach.

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Please. Someone. Anyone.

Explain This To Me.

Paleeze!

Are You Muthu Fuckin Kidding Me.

2017.

Hope Ya All’s Children Are Having A Nice Day.

I’m Speechless And Crying.

Because Unless One Has Witnessed This Type Of Mayhem And Total Bloody Destruction Up Close And Personal,

You Will Never Know. Trust Me. I Wish I Never Have.

Never Did I Ever Ever Expect To Witness Anything Close To This Ever Again.

I Only Have To Hit Mr. Remote And Onto The Flat Screen Emerges Literal Hell.

A Stench, Like No Other Permeates Throughout A Lifetime. Never. Ever. To Be Forgotten.

Yet.

In 2017,

How Is This Even Thinkable, Much Less Possible.

Our World Leaders, Seemingly, Breakfast With Satan Every Morning For The Daily Briefing. For The Ensuing Marching Orders Predicated On Murder, Blood And Total Annihilation And Shear Destruction.

What The Fuck!

Doesn’t Even Come Close To Any Known Accurate Explanation Or Description.

World.

Wake The Muthu Fuck Up!

Fuckin Paleezee!!!

I’m Done.

That’s All I Got.

Desert Love Ya All

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Ryan. Out.

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Thanks For The Read, The Best Of The Most Beautiful Best Of Homies.

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He Really Went And Dun Did It This Time


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Welcome To The Desert Ya All

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A Heart Felt Shout Out To A Great Man And A Great American Patriot.

I Know I Ran A Lot Of Yak Down On You Sir.

My Bad.  My Sincere Heart Felt Apology To You Sir.

You Are In My Prayers Sailor.

You Can Beat This Beast Captain McCain. You Have Over Come Much Worse. LORD GOD Bless You Sir.

Give Em’ Hell Captain McCain.

Most Definitely Captain/Senator McCain, Thank You Ever So Much For Your Un Selfish And Devoted Service To This Once Great Country.

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Semper Fi  Oohrahh Captain/Senator McCain.

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Tons Of Desert Love To You Sir.

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Now. Todays Testimony

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Is It Just Me?

What I Am Witnessing Up Close And Personal Since President Trump Moved His Family Into My White House, On It’s Best Day, Is Distressing.

Driving Me To The Very Edge Of My Salvation.

Taking Me To The Very Thin Side Of The Proverbial Precipice.

Just When I Thought It Could Not Possibly Get Any Worse.

Click Bang. What A Hang.

Avocados Are Through The Roof. No Longer 3 Or 4 For A Dollar. Oh The Hell No!

These Green Velvet Beauties Have Climbed Up Towards The Peak Of The Dollar Ladder. All The Way Up To Seventy Eight Cents A Piece. Oh My.

Bananas Ain’t Doing Much Better.

Just Had To Go And Piss Off My Mexican Brothers And Sisters 70 Miles South On My Boarder Mr. President.

If All Of This Was Not Enough.

Produce Manager At Wal-Mart Market Place Informed Me Yesterday That I Ain’t Even Began To See Anything Yet. Just Fuckin Great.

One Of My Last Bastions Of Enjoyment On This Toxic Rock, Shot Down Like A Rabid Dog In The Street.

I Don’t Ask Much From This Life.

Obey Every Law Known To Man.

Pay My Taxes, Alimony And Child Support, Now Spanning Close To Two Thirds Of My Life, Just Hitting The 27 Year Mark. No End In Sight.

Now Throw Into This Insane Existence. Celibate, Now Into My 10th Year.

Damn Ass Avocados.

All That I Have Left.

My Reason For Pulling My Old, Broken, Shot Up Remains Out Of Bed Every Morning.

Just To Make It Into The Kitchen.

Pick Myself Out A Fat, Juicy, Green Velvet Love Rock.

Cut That Velvet Sphere Of Daddy’s Heavenly Delight Open.

Chuck The Large Seed Into The Sink.

Open That Ball Of Delicious Mint Green Love.

A Dab Of Olive Oil In The Middle.

Then A Large Drop Of Blue Cheese Dressing.

Then The Finale.

Cover That Bad Girl In Cayenne Pepper And Garlic Powder.

A Big Smile Across My Old Grill.

My Day Off To An Excellent Start. Out Da Door For A Cool Thirty Cents Plain.

I’m In Love. And I’m All Shook Up. Ahh Huh Huh. Yeah Yeah..

But Oh The Fuck No.

Just Couldn’t Leave Things Alone Could You Mr. President. Just Had To Go And Rile Up The Mexicans. Just Couldn’t Leave Things The Hell Alone.

Thanks President Trump.

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Now. On With Todays Commentary.

Seemingly, Daddy’s Lil Rich Boy, President Donald J. Trump, Has Now Turned On His Own Administration.

His Main Number One Dawg And Homie Since Jump, Attorney General Jeff Sessions Is Now In The Paranoid Scope Of President Trumps Termination Rifle.

“YOUR FIRED”!

Echoes Off The Hallowed West Wing Walls.

Seemingly, The Trump Empire Is Showing Deep Structural Cracks In It’s Failing Family Affair Foundation.

Sly and The Family Stone – Family Affair

Like To Be A Fly On That Wall.

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Word On The Street Is President Trump Is Conducting A Far And Wide Search Up And Down The Trump Family Tree For New Employees To Man His Sinking Administration Ship.

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The Bluster Driven, Accomplish Nothing, Trump White House Has Morphed Into A Failing Prime Time Disaster.

Reports Out Of The Kremlin Tell The Story Of The Bare Chested Russian Leader, V. Putin Performing Acrobats Off The Kremlin Walls In Anticipation Of His New Dominion, The Trump Family White House.

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America. Are You Kidding Me?

The Trump Dynasty Is Batting 0 For 4 In Regards To Any And All Forward Policy Initiation.

Health Care. Tax Reform. Border Wall. Iran Nuclear Deal. Russian Meddling In American 2016 Election. Cleaning Up Inner Cities. To A One. Dead On Arrival.

No Worries.

‘Prez’ T., Ain’t Missing A Beat.

The White House King Is Now Going After His Former Homie, FBI Prosecutor Mueller.

Mueller, That Wiley Rascal.

Who In The Blazes Does He Think He Is, Investigating The Trump Family Business Affairs Linked To Russia. Hell Naw!

Oh. He’s The Special Prosecutor Looking Into This Entire Cluster Fuck With A Shit Storm Float.

That Mueller Doesn’t Know Who He’s Messing With. Damn It!

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For Myself, Just An Old Nobody Sitting On The Sidelines.

I Feel As If I Have Been Dragged Feet First, Kicking And Screaming, Onto An Alternate Realty Daytime Soap Opera Set.

Stranded Somewhere In The Middle OfYou Shittin Me Boulevard AndI Cant Even Make This Shit Up Avenue‘.

What I Am Hearing Loud And Clear Is Daddy’s Lil Boy Not At All Getting His Way.

Jumping Up And Down. Screaming And Shouting.

Burning Through Twitter As If There Is No Tomorrow. Only Taking A Break Every Now And Then Throughout The Seemingly Never Ending Lapses Of Each And Every 24 Hours To Change His Soiled Diaper.

I Mean Really Mr. President.

GOD Forbid, You Should Ditch Your Phone. Stay The Hell Off Twitter And Take Care Of The Business You Were Elected To Take Care, As In Fixing And Straitening Out This Broken Country.

That’s Just Me.

America. Congratulations.

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You Have Completed A Total 360 Morph Onto The World Stage As A Production Straight Out Of A Surreal Clown Show Cast From The Ice Cold Grave Of Fellini.

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Rod Serling Got Nothin On This Seemingly Endless And Growing By The Day Sad Psychotic Realty.

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Reliable s Tell Me General/President George Washington Is Frantically Tapping S.O.S. Requests To Please Relocate His Grave To The Bahamas.

I Am Reminded Of A Day Four Years Ago While Riding The Number 10 Bus.

Manning My Usual Position, Standing Up Front Across From The Driver, I Make Eye Contact With A Sweet, Beautiful Elderly Lady Of Mexican Heritage. She Smiles At Me And States:

Justo cuando creo que he visto todo. Aún no he comenzado a ver nada todavía. Otra cosa más loco sucede. Y YO’m 97 años“.

(Just When I think That I Have Seen It All. I Have Not Yet Begun To See Anything Yet. Another Thing More Crazy Happens. And I’m 97 Years”.)

Si.Quot;. Entiendo perfectamente. Me siento de la misma manera“.

 (Yes.I Understand Perfectly. I Feel The Same Way”.)

Now. World News.

If All The Above Wasn’t Enough.

In Zimbabwe, Africa.

A Big Game Trophy Hunter Fatally Shot And Killed A Son Of ‘Cecil’ The Lion.

In Fact, This Hunter, Is The Same Big Game Trophy Hunter That Smoked ‘Cecil’ In 2015.

Talk About Coming Full Circle.

Mr. Big Guns Returned To Zimbabwe This week And Took Out ‘Xanda’, One Of ‘Cecil’ The Lions Son. Oy Vey.

‘Xanda’s’ Only Crime In All This Was Wandering A Few Yards Out Of Hwange National Park In Zimbabwe. Bad Bad ‘Xanda’ The Lion.

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Hwange National Park   Zimbabawe, Africa

Mr. Squeeze Finger, The Lion Killer, Was On An African Hunting Expedition Led By A Professional Hunter, Is Most Definitely The Perpetrator Who Smoked ‘Xanda’ The Lion Son Of ‘Cecil’ The Lion.

Oxford University Researcher, Andrew Loveridge, Who Fits Collars On The Hwange National Park Lions For Monitoring Purposes, Stated That The Leader Of The Hunting Expedition, R.C. Safaris, Richard Cooke Did The Right Thing By Turning ‘Xanda’s’ Monitoring Collar Over To Oxford Researcher Andrew Loveridge.

Loveridge Went On To Say That The Smoking Of ‘Xanda’ Was In Fact, No Big Biggy.

That ‘Xanda’ Was Outside Of Her Border And He Was Over 6 Years Old, So The Killing Was All Within Stipulated Regulations.

Bad Bad ‘Xanda’. That Will Teach That Pesky Old Lion A Thing Our Two. Wander Out Of Your Border. Not On Trophy Hunter Richard Cooke’s Watch.

There Will Be No Funeral For ‘Xanda’ The Lion Son Of ‘Cecil’.

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The Former ‘Xanda’ The Lion.

‘Swamp’ Advice.

Stay Far Da Fuck Away From Borders Of All Kinds.

That’s All I Got.

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If Your Opponent Is Of Choleric Temper, Seek To Irritate Him. Pretend To Be Weak, That He May Grow Arrogant.
Master Sun Tzu

‘Making China Great Again’: Beijing-Run Media Crows As US Stumbles

I Find The Above Article Interesting In The Way That China’s Current Sentiment In Regards To The United States, Seemingly, Is Echoed Throughout The World. Even Africa Is Feeling This Raging Fire In Regards To The U.S.

Most Definitely, The World Is Watching.

In China’s Case, One Most First Look At China In The Entire Scope Of The Planet.

China, Considered An ‘Ancient Civilization’ Has Been Kicking Up Dust On This Treacherous Rock For Over Five Thousand Years.

For At Least The First Thousand Years, China Was Involved In Civil Wars That Spanned Four Separate Dynasty’s.

My Point Is That China Is Grounded In A Philosophy Of Ruling Survival. As Well, The Chinese Hold The Crown When It Comes To Quite And Thoughtful Manipulation When Dealing With Their Adversaries. In Other Words, Now You See It, Now You Don’t.

In Now Dealing With A Brash And Loud U.S. In Regards To Diplomacy, China’s Approach Is One Of Waiting For The Other Shoe To Fall.

The Mara Lago Meeting Between China’s President And President Trump Was Heralded In America As The Greatest Diplomatic Achievement The Planet Had Ever Witnessed.

Un Fortunately, China, Somehow Missed That E-Mail.

The Fact Of That Matter, Was Instead Of China Cutting Back On Exports To North Korea, Chinese Export To North Korea Increased 34%. Running The Gamut Of Food To Weapons.

For You See, The Very Last Thing In The World China Desires, Is A Mass Explosion Of A North Korean Exodus Causing Mass Relocation Across Their Border Into Their Country.

Kinda In The Vain Of Keep Your Enemies Close And Your Allies Very Happy.

As Well, On The Game Board Of World Domination, China, Along With North Korea, Iran, Russia And Various Other Enemies Of America, Want Nothing More Than To Destroy, Then Take America Over.

A Very Serious Reliable Tells Me That Within The Next Year And A Half, America Will See War On Our Soil.

For Myself, I Have Not Boarded That Vessel As Of Yet. Although Certain Indicators Are Giving Me A Slight Lean In That Direction. One In Particular Going Back To 2013, When President Obama Gave His Carte Blanch To Chinese And Russian Troops Conducting War Games Here In The Arizona Desert, Taking Place At Marine Air Base Yuma. These Games Spanned Out Over Two Plus Years.

Back To Mara Lago.

The Outstanding Denominator In Regards To The Train Of Thought That The Mara Lago Talks With China Were A Success, Was At Best Hyperbole.

To The Very Point, That President Trump Even Copped To The Failure At Mara Lago.

Now, Throw Into This Bag Of American Decline, Russia.

The Un Fortunate Anchor In The Current Cluster Fuck, Regarded As ‘Russian Collusion’ Involving Now President Trump, For True Historians Is The Actual Par For The Course.

As I Stated Many Times, To Seek The Absolute Truth, One Must First Look To History.

The History Involved With President Trump And Russia Began In 1987. It Was In This Year, That Then Real Estate Mogul Trump, Began Conducting Real Estate Deals In Russia.

The Significance In All This Is That In Russia, Evan The Slightest Whisper Of A Fart, Is Captured On The Radar Of Former KGB Lieutenant Colonel Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.

The True Actual Significance In All That, Is That In My Opinion, Vladdy Boy Has Some Serious Dirt On Mr./President Trump.

I State This For The Simple Reason That This M.O., Is How Putin Rolls. Vladdy Boy Doesn’t Give One Scintilla Of A Nano Fraction Away. He Is In The Game For Keeps. Whatever It Takes.

If All Of This Was Not Enough.

To This Day. Vladimir Putin Does Not, Nor Will He Ever, Forgive The United States For Our Direct Role In Bringing Down The Soviet Union.

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Now Throw Into This Bustillion Alarm Fire, A White House In Shambles And Disarray. Along With An American Public So Divided That Civil War Is Rearing It’s Ugly Head From Coast To Coast, All The Prime Factors And Ingredients Necessary For The Fall Of An Umpire.

My Personal Opinion In All This Cluster Fuck With A Shit Storm Float, Is That Donald J. Trump And His Administration Is By Far, The Absolute Worse Thing To Ever Happen To My Country.

The Saddest Part Of All This Is The Trump Approach To Literally Killing Off The Poor And The Elderly In America With His Forward Repression In Regards To Food Acclimation And Health Care.

Presenting A Health Care Plan That Literally Increases The Price Of Health To The Middle Class And The Poor, While Lining The Pockets Of The Wealthy.

As Far As I Am Concerned.

Fuck The Wealthy.

For You See, It Is The Poor That Has Always Fought Americas Wars To Line The Pockets Of The Wealthy.

So, To All Of You Wealthy Conservatives Out There In America. Here Is What I Say To You.

Ya All Feel Like Falling In Love.

Great.

Kiss My Ass And Call It A Romance.

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Creedence Clearwater Revival – “Fortunate Son”

Oh. One More Thang.

Yo.

Vladdy P., Thanks For The Read Dawg.

That’s All I Got.

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Gimme Shelter 1969 – The Rolling Stone

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That Rockin Thang


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Welcome To The Desert Ya All

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“The Whole Secret Of Existence Is To Have No Fear. Never Fear What Will Become Of You, Depend On No One. Only The Moment You Reject All Help You Are Freed.”  Buddha

Hey Kid. Ya Like Music”?

I Looked Behind Me Up The Long Foyer From The Front Of The Restaurant/Bar Where I Sat On My 20 Inch Schwinn Back To The Entrance Leading Into The Restaurant/Bar Of The South Park Hotel.

“Yeah”

“C’mon”

The Man Speaking To Me Looked To Be No More Than Thirty Years Old. He Was 6 Feet 4 Inches Tall. Very Thin. He Was Black And Very Well Dressed From His Peach Colored Paton Leather Loafers, Light Peach Gaberdine Slacks, Black Silk Shirt And Two Very Thick, Long Gold Chains, One With Jesus On A Cross.

For At Least A Year Now This Foyer Was My Chill Zone Until The Weather Warmed Up Enough For Me To Ride Down To The Beach.

Thing Of It Was I Never Came By Here This Late In The Morning. It Was Now Going On Ten A.M.

Date: Sunday, June 11, 1961.

Temperature: 61 Degrees.

I Slow Road My Bike Up The Giant Foyer To Where The Man Stood. I Hopped Off The Schwinn. The Man Took Hold Of The Handle Bars And Rolled It Towards The Front Door Leading Into The Restaurant/Bar.

He Turned His Head Back Towards Me And Said:

“My Name Is Slim, What’s Your Name Young Man”?

“Ryan”.

“Hey Ryan, Nice To Meet You”.

“Nice Meeting You Slim”.

With That We Were Inside The Establishment. Slim Walked My Bike Into A Small Office In A Hall Leading To The Entrance Of The Club.

Slim Then Walked Me Into To Club, Grabbed A High Back Stool, Carried It To The Front Of The Room And Sat The Chair Down About Five Feet From The Stage.

The Place was Already Packed. Music Was Flowing. On Stage Was Roland Kirk, Four Saxophones Strapped Around His Neck, Blasting Out His Version Of “Fly Me To The Moon”.

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Roy Haynes Quartet featuring Roland Kirk – Fly Me to the Moon

Slim Walked Up And Handed Me A Tall Glass Of 7-Up With An Umbrella And Three Cherries Floating On The Top.

“Enjoy The Soda Ryan, I’ll Check On You Later”.

“Thanks Slim”.

As I Was Sitting There, Blown Away By The Music, A Slight Man, Maybe Five Feet Six Inches Tall, Walked Up To Me, In A Deep, Melodious Voice Said:

“You Like The Music Kid”?

“Yes Sir”.

“My Name Is Miles Davis, Whats Your Name Kid”?

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“My Name Is Ryan”.

“How You Doing Ryan”?

“I’m Doing Fine Mr. Davis”.

“Just Call Me Miles”.

“O.K. Miles”.

“Nice Meeting You Ryan”.

With That Miles Davis Walked Away Towards The Back Of The Stage.

Roland Kirk Finished His Set. The Crowd Went Wild. The Crowd, As It Was, Consisted Of The Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, Burbank And Beach Residents Who Flocked To The South Park Hotel Every Sunday Morning To Listen To Great Jazz. Slumming If You Will.

Slim Took The Stage To Announce The Next Musician.

“It Is With Great Pleasure And Honor Ladies And Gentlemen To Present To You, All The Way From New York City, The Great John Coltrane.

The Crowd Went Crazy.

John Coltrane Took The Stage And Opened Up With: ‘My Favorite Things’.

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The John Coltrane Quartet My Favorite Things Belgium, 1965

I Was The Ripe Old Age Of Eleven. It Was As If I Had Been 4th Dimensional Dumped Into An Alternate Realty That Forever Changed My Life. I Was Forever Hooked On Music.

John Coltrane Completed His Amazing Rendition Of ‘My Favorite Things’, Then Announced:

“I Want To Welcome Onto The Stage My Dear Friend Who Blows Magic Through His Horn, Mr. Miles Davis”.

The Crowd Went Insane.

Miles Davis Took To The Stage, Then Along With John Coltrane Went Into ‘Kinda Blue’.

Miles Davis & John Coltrane – Kind Of Blue

They Blew Up The House.

The One Thing For Sure, Was That Sunday, My Mind Was Forever Blown.

After All The Sets, Three Hours Later, Sitting There, Slim, Miles, John Coltrane, Roland Kirk  Joined Me In The Empty Restaurant/Bar And We All Just Hung Out Chewing The Fat As It Were.

For The Next Three Years, Every Sunday, I Parked My Little Butt On That Stool And Listened To The Greatest Music In The World. Actually Shaping My Life In The Sense That Without Even Knowing It, I Witnessed Up Close And Personal A Time That Was Actually Part Of American History That Will Never Be Repeated.

A Couple Of Years Down The Road, On One Of Those Sundays, Slim Asked Me If I Could Give A Hand Helping One Of The Feature Artists Performing That Day A Hand Unloading His Equipment. Slim Advanced Me $20.00 For My Effort And Introduced Me To John Lee Hooker.

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John Lee Hooker: Boom boom

Little Did I Know That On That Particular Sunday I Landed My Own Gig As A Roadie In The Los Angeles Area For The John Lee Hooker Band. As Well, That Sunday, John Lee Paid Me An Additional $30.00 For As He Stated, Doing Bang Up Job. That Began An Entire Phase In My Young Life.

I Love Music.

That’s All I Got.

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Just When You Thought It Was Safe…


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Welcome To The Desert Ya All

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Yo.

What Up World?

The Best Of The Most Beautiful Best.

I Hope Ya All’s World Is As Soul And Spirit Beautiful And Content As Mine.

Pull Up A Chair.

Cop A Squat.

Strap Yourselves In.

Gonna Be A Long One.

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The Indian Warrior Chief Sits Calmly Upon His White Stallion Steed, Up On The Cliff Overlooking The Valley.

His White Stallion Steed Faithfully Calm Before The Ensuing Storm. For Sure Not His First Rodeo.

The Warrior Chief Lost In The Meditation Of His Fathers, Reflects On The Many Battles Waged Over A Lifetime.

Instinctively He Knows That The Ensuing Battle Off The Short Horizon Will Most Certainly Be His last.

As This Calm Nano Flash Frame Races Through The Grey Matter Channels Of His Mind, His White Stallion Steed Lowers His Massive White Head, Shaking His Long White Mane, Thumping The Ground With His Right Hoof And Blows A Hurricane Force Blast Of CO2 Out Of His Massive Nostrils.

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It Has Come To Pass.

Great Warrior Chief, Fully Aware Of His Destiny Path, Understands That He Will Soon Be Joining The Spirits Of His Great Warrior Chief Fathers Who Came Before Him In That Calm, Peaceful Meadow, Butterflies And Brave Beautiful Spirits Abound.

It Has Now Surely Come To Pass…

Blissfulness… Then Darkness…

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The Freedom, From The Burden Of The Flesh.

The Relevancy Of Time Reduced In less Than A Nano Flash Click To Less Than Dust Floating Down The Tranquil Waters.

Everything And All Of A Tortured Realty No More.

Set In Motion Over Years And Years Of Sworn Of Faithful Duty.

The Job Now Complete.

Retirement, All That Is Left On The Bright, Fading Horizon.

Then. Finally.

Fade To Black.

Poof. Gone.

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Mr. Donovan. Can You Hear Me”?

“He’s None Responsive”.

“I’m Picking Up A Beat, Faint, But There”.

“Mr. Donovan, Mr. Donovan, Hang In There Mr. Donovan. Hang In There…”.

“Shit. Gotta Pulse, Barely. Shit.

“Mr. Donovan, Mr. Donovan…”

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“Shittt… Were Loosing Him. Come On Mr. Donovan… Hang In There. Shittt!!!…”

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“My, My My. The Beautiful FBI Special Agent (Retired), Ms. Veronica Lake And The Lovely And Shapely Queen Of Flagstaff, Ms. Sweet Sweet Loraine”.

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FBI Special Agent (Retired) Ms. Veronica Lake

“Well, Well, Well. If It Isn’t The All Elusive Mr. Ryan Sean Donovan In The Sexy Flesh. How’s It Hanging Recon Marine”?

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Queen Of Flagstaff, Arizona  Ms. Sweet Sweet Loraine

“Just Fine, Ms. Sweet sweet Loraine. Nice To See You Too. Looking As Luscious As Ever.

“I’ll Take That As A Wink And A Nod. Play Your Cards Right Big Boy, We Just Might Be Riding Off Into The Sunset Together”.

“Well Damn. I’ll Just Hold My Breath”.

“Go Right On Ahead Handsome”.

“Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm. My My My, How You Lay It On”.

“Only Know One Way Cowboy, Hot And Thick”.

“Damnnnnnn”!

“You Best Slow It On Down Ryan. You Gotta Lot Splaining To Do. You Ain’t Sweet Talking Your Way Out Of This One”.

“Always The Serious Temptress Special Agent Lake”.

“Where The Hell Have You Been? All Your Numbers Have Been Disconnected. Without A Damn Trace Ryan”

“Phew. Whoa. Miss You Too Girl”.

“I’m Gonna Knock You Out On to The Ground Marine”.

“Damn V. So Damn Serious”.

“Been A Lifelong Knuckle Head. I Worry About You Ryan. All The Damn Time. You Have To Stop All This Elusive Crap. Always Up In Your Own Little World, As If No Other Whelm Even Exists. So… Where Have You Been”?

“Uhhhh. Ummm. A Retreat”.

“Yeah. Makes Sense. It Has Been About 2-3 Years Since Your Last Retreat. I Assume You Are Good To Go Now Mr. Donovan”?

“Yes Mamm. Straight Up On The 100. Good To Go. Are You Back With Doc Blaisedale”?

“To Paraphrase Your Hood Lingo. Hell Naw. Fuck Dat Bitch. Me And My Glock 40 Chased

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That Two Timing Faggot Bastard Out Of My House Up In The Sedona Hills. Now My House, Along With The Range Rover, 3 Million Cash, And, As Well, A Brand New Mercedes White C63 Convertible Sittin On Chrome”.

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“Damn Girl! You Fleeced That Woolly Lamb”.

“Lying, Cheating, Double Timing Bastard”.

“Danm V, Don’t Hold Nothin Back Now. Moving Right Along”.

“As Well Ryan, I’m In The Process Of Moving A Roommate Into The Upstairs Bedroom Over Looking The Sedona Mountains”.

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“Wow. How Cool. Balcony Over Looking The Majestic Mountains. Who’s The Lucky Individual”?

“A Very Old Dear Friend Of Mine I Met Surfing On Santa Monica Beech When We Were Both 13 Years Old”.

“Say What”?

“Your Moving In Ryan. Rent Free, My Dearest, Oldest, Handsome Friend”.

“Well, We’ll Talk About That”.

“Nothing To Talk About Ryan. It’s A Done Deal. Time For You To Hang Up Your Saddle And Settle Down”.

“Look V, I Have things To Do. As Well, For The Time Being I’m Cribbing Up Here In Flag”.

“Really. Where”?

“Well… If You Need Know…”

“I Need To Know Cowboy. Pronto”.

“Damn V. You In A Narley Ass Mood”.

“And… As You Always Say, Where You Cribbing”?

“Shit Veronica, Need To Know Basis”.

“Guess What Cowboy, I Need To Know”.

“Shit V”.

“Give It Up Ryan. Now”.

“Awaight. If You Must Know. I’m Staying With Tula”.

“TULA! TULA! Fuck That Hoe”.

“Damn Loraine. That’s Not Nice”.

“I Second That Ryan. Fuck That Hoe”!

“Damn Girls, What’s All The Hate Down On Ms. Tula”?

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The Lovely Ms. Tula.

“Ryan. This Is Not Right. I Introduced You To Tula. This Is Wrong Ryan”.

“Look Veronica. This Thang Just Happened Out Of The Wild Blue. Besides, There Is Nothing Going On. I Am Happy To Say That I Am Still Celibate, Now Going On 10 Years. Tula And I Have Much In Common As We Are Both Writers And She Is Assisting Me With A Book Deal. That’s It. Nothing Else. She Is As Well Celibate A Lifetime Too”.

“Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. What Am I Going To Do With You”?

“Look Veronica. This Is Just Short Term With Tula. Until She Helps Me Finalize A Book Deal. As Well, Sharing Your Sedona Home Is Long Term. Just A Little More Time. O.K”?

“Always Your Way Ryan”.

“Damn V. Don’t Look At It Like That. We Have The Rest Of Our Lives. Awaight”?

“Yes Ryan. Alright. Let Me Have Your New Number. I’ll Contact You Later. Loraine And I Are Driving Up To Jerome For The Day. I’ll Contact You When i Get Back”.

Veronica Hands Me Her IPhone. I Punch In My New Number.

“Sounds Good Veronica. Here’s My Number. You Girls Have Fun Up In Jerome”.

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Jerome, Arizona.

“Later Ladies”.

“Later Ryan”.

That’s All  I Got.

Desert Love Ya All

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