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Friday, January 29, 2016

Street Story

“Mr. Mr. Sir. Can I Get A Rollie”? 

I Turn My Head Over My Right Shoulder.

The Voice Is Emitting From The Mouth Of The Beautiful Young Lady On The # 4 Bus Who Was Straight Up On The Stare Me Down.

I Keep Steppin Till I Hit Da Curb On The Other Side.

“Please Mr. Please Sir. Just One Rollie”?

“You Know How To Roll Girl”? 


“Awaight. Here Ya Go”.

“Ohhh. Thank You So Much Sir”.

“No  Problem Girl”. 

I Proceed To A Bus Bench. Girl In Tow. 

We Both Cop A Squat.

I’ll Interject At This Point.

Girl West Coast Gorgeous. Body By Fischer. 
Cadillac Eldorado Division.




Step Da Hell Back.

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“Thank You Sir”

“Your Welcome Young Lady”

“My Name Is Felicia. What’s Your Name”?

“My Name Is Ryan”.

“Hey Ryan. Your Handsome”.

“Young Lady. I’m Old Enough To Be Your Grandfather”

“Not. No Way. Your Not Even 50″.

“Tehhhh. I’m Just Bout 65″.

“Oh My GOD.Your Adorable”.

“Young Lady. Stop. Mind Your Manners”.

“Why Do You Think I Was Gawkin You On The Bus”? 

“Tehhhh.Young Lady. I’m Gonna GetRollin”.

“Do You Have A Phone”?

“Yes I Do.I Have Two Phones”.

“May I Use One.Please”?


“Please Ryan. Please”.

“Felicia. Girl. I Don’t Let Anyone Use My Phones”.

“Ryannnnn. Please. Pretty Pretty Please”?

“Tehhhh. No”.

“Oh Gosh. Please Please Ryan. It’s Important”.

“OMG Girl. No”.

“Ryannnnnn. Please Please Please.With Ton O Sugar Please”.

“Damn. Who You Need To Call”? 

“My Momz”.

“Whats The Number”.

“Thank You So Much Your So Sweet.I Love You”.

I Star 67. Dial. Give Felicia The Phone.

Girl Completes The Call. Hands The Phone Back To Me.

“Felicia. Why Don’t You Have A Phone”? 

“I Had A New I Phone. But I Lost It”

“Awaight. I’m Gonna Get You A Phone Right Now. You Can’t Be Without A Phone”.

“Really? Your So Sweet.What Kinda Phone”?

“A Lifeline Phone. You Get 500 Talk Minutes And 500 Hundred Text Minutes Every Month”.



These Are NOT Obama Phones.

Lifeline Was Introduced In 1972 By Then California Governor Ronald Reagan.

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“I Love You Sooooooo Much Ryan”.

“OMG  Girl. Stop. Do You Have An Arizona Picture I.D. And An ACHESS Or EBT Card”?

“Yes” “

O.K. Hold On I’m Callin My Dawg Drew”.

“Yo. Drew. What Up Dawg? I’m Good. Listen. Check It Out. I’m Here With A Young Lady. She Need’s A Phone.Where You Iz? Awaight. Girl Has An Arizona Picture I.D. And A Current E.B.T. Uh Huh.Uh Huh. Awaight. Let Me Write This Down. Go Ahead Dawg. Uh Huh. Awaight. Later My Man. I’ll Send Her Down. Girl’s Name Is Felicia”.

“Awaight Felicia. Here Ya Go. My Man Drew Is Gonna Hook You Up. Even Gonna Upgrade You For Free. I Wrote It All Down. Directions. Bus’s. Everythang”.

“Go With Me Ryan”.

“Girl. Not On My Schedule. You’ll Be Fine. Everythang Is Right Here Felicia”.

“Ryannnnn. Please. Ton O Sugar Paleeezee”?

“Gir.l I Have Some Where I To Be“.

“Ryannnn. Paleeezeee. I Want To Hang Out With You All Day”.

“Girl. No”.

“Gosh Ryan. I Really Like You. Please Please Please Ryan”?

“OMG Girl. NO”.

With That.

Before I Knew What Hit Me.

I Can’t Even Make Dis Shit Up.

Girl. Pulls Out Her Beautiful Ample Breasts

Leans Over.

Plants Her Open Mouth Right Da Hell On My Grill.

Tongue Extended Further Than A Python’s.

I Pull Back As If I Just Caught An M1C Sniper Round.

“Damnnnnn Girl. Are You Kiddin Me! Titties And Kiss’s At On A Bus Stop Bench. O.M.G. Put Those Thangs Away. Now!!! LORD HAVE MERCY“!

Girl Was Shocked And In Tears.

“OMG Ryan. I’m So Sorry. I Feel So Bad, Embarrassed And Ashamed. Please Forgive Me”.

“Damnnn Felicia. You Should Be Embarrassed And Ashamed. How Old Are You”? 

In A Cry, Sigh,Whimpering Voice

“I’m Almost 25″.

“Damnnnn. That’s The Same Age As My Daughter. I Damn Sure Hope She’s Not All Titties And Kiss’s At The Bus Stop”. 

There Ya Have,It.

Just Another Day In A Life In Da Desert

That’s All I Got.

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Desert Love Ya All.

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Ryan. Out.

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A Russian Story

Friday, August 19, 2016

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A Russian Story

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What Up World.

Glad Ya All Could Make It.

Hope Your World Is As Soul And Spirit Happy As Mine. 

This Trip Back In Time Came To Me As I Was Walking Through The 250 Year Old Cemetery On My Walk To The # 16 Bus This Morning.

For Some Reason. 

Completely Unknown To Me.

Cemeteries Have  Always Been A Very Special Place.

Quite Possibly It’s the Tranquillity.

The Main Attraction For Sure Are The Old Resting Places Literally Going Back Centuries.

The History Involved In These Settlers Spirits.

It Is The Veterans Graves. 

That Grab My Full Attention.

Some Going Back To The Spanish American War And Even The American Civil War.

The Vietnam Veterans Resting Area Is A Very Special Place To Me. 

Always Bringing Me To Tears. 

Then, As Always, My Salute In Front Of Each Grave With Honor,  Giving Thanks To My Fallen Brothers Who Have Literally Given It All.


Tears Hitting The Whores Expansive Keyboard As I Drop These Very Peckz.

My Favorite Grave Yard Is Located In My Most Favorite Place On This Planet.

That Would Be Citizens Cemetery, In The City Of Flagstaff, Arizona. 

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So Very Cool.Black Birds Bigger Than Iggy The Dog.

I Ain’t Gonna Lie.It Was For Sure The Rollings Stones Song,‘Route 66’ That Lit My Fire In Regards To Finding This Magical Freeway That Would Transport Me Two Miles High Up Into The Mystical Flagstaff Atmosphere.

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I Love Flagstaff.

I’ve Been Going Up To Flag Since 1966.

It Was The Summer Of 1966.

I Had Just Graduated From High School With Honors.

I Was The Ripe Old Age Of 16 Years Old.

I Purchased, Cash Money. 

A White 1963 Pontiac Bonneville Four Door. 


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Blue Fake Leather Naugahyde Interior Bench Seats. 

Every Option Known To Man In That Seemingly Ancient Time.

The Best Part Was That My Surf Board Fit Perfectly Over The Passenger Seats Front To Rear.


The Very Best Part Of The Pontiac Was The Sale Price I Paid.

The Vehicle Had A Scant 9000 Miles On The Odometer.

Car Was Like New.

I Located The Car In The Sunday L.A. Times Three Days Before I Turned 16 Years Old.

The Car Belonged To An Old Jewish Couple.

The Husband Had Just Passed Away And The Widow Just Wanted ‘The Beast’ As She Refereed To The Car, Gone.

I Paid the Nice Lady $300.00 Cash Money.

Talk About Luckin Out.

The Very Evening After Graduation I Loaded Up  ‘Bonnie’.  

Her 455 Power House Engine Purring Under Her Sexy The Hood.

I Swung By The House Of My Drop Dead Gorgeous Girlfriend, Dyrell Titus And We Hit The Road.

Dyrell Had Just Turned 18 And As Well Had Just Graduated High School.

She Was The Schools Top Volley Ball Athlete And Part Of The Football Teams Cheer Leading Squad.

We Had Been Planning This Trip For Almost A Year.

We Had Never Heard Of Flagstaff, Arizona Until We Heard ‘The Rolling Stones’ Wailing Their  Smash Hit Song ‘Route 66’.

Off To Flag We Headed. 

Now When Thinking Back On It All.

Here We Were. Two California Surfer Kidz, From Da Hood, Heading East On What I Consider To Be The Most Historic Road Leading West In America.

Back In Those Days Flagstaff Was Mostly Dirt Roads. 

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Pavement Would Slowly Work It’s Way Into The Landscape As One Approached Northern Arizona University. 

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Outside Of NAU (Northern Arizona University) Dirt Roads Led In All Directions.

Things Don’t Get Any More Laid Back Than Flagstaff.

Back Then Outside Of Northern Arizona University The Population Was Made Up Of Mostly Navajo Indians And Old White Settlers.

To This Day I Have Many Navajo Brothers.


Fast Forward To The Beginning Of Summer 2014.

I Usually Spend Summers Up In Flag To Escape The Deserts Daily 100 Degree Plus Fiery Pavement Environment.

As Well There Is A Publication That Always Welcomes Me To Turn Out Articles For Them.
They Even Have A Small Little Cabin In The Back For Me To Call Home. 

I Ain’t Gonna Lie.

My Favorite Place To Crash Though, Is To The Northern Rear Of Northern Arizona University Observatory.

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There Is This Little Dirt Road Running Parallel To The Rear Of The Observatory Only Accessible On Foot Through The Terrain. 

This Tiny Path Leads To A 30 Foot Cliff.

So Cool To Scale In The Dark Starlit Night.

Then Once Reaching The Plato, One Feels As Though They Are Truly On Top Of The World.

The Sky Lit Up By The Trillions Upon Trillions Upon Trillions Of Stars Lighting The Heavens.

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Shooting Stars Are The Norm Of The Night.

Up On This Plato I Have A Sleeping Bag Secured In A Double Thick Black Refuse Bag. 

I Will Not Be Making This Incredible Journey This Summer As I Have Taken A Position Back In The American Corporate 500 Rat Race.

My Vacation Coming To End Next Week.


Back To The Beginning Of Summer 2014.

After Dropping My Daily Article For My Friends Small Publication I Walk Over To My Favorite Coffee Place In Downtown Flag On San Fransisco Street.

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This Particular Day There Is A Small Line Upon Entering. 
Four People Waiting For Their Thick Rich Tasting Hot Brew Delight.

Young Man In Front Of Me, About 30 Years Old. 

Got That All American Jock Look About Him.
For Sure Military. 

Out The Wild Blue Young Man Turns Around 
And Asks Me If I Know This Girl Named Tula.

He Goes On To Say That He Is Sure He Saw Me Talking To Tula One Day In Front Of The Main Library.

Flagstaff, Being The Small Community It Is, Most Everyone, The Regulars As It Were, In Some Way Or Another Are Connected.

Tula Is, As A Matter Of Fact, A Long Time Friend of Mine. A Writer As Well. 

I Confirm His Question And We Just Start Talking.
Just Two Dudes Shooting The Shit. 

Young Mans Name Is Sam. 
Doesn’t Get Any More American Then That.

Turns Out Me And Sam Have A Lot In Common.
Sam As Well Practices Marshall Arts.

He Has A Gig Managing A Sporting Goods Store In Town. 
He Also Has His Favorite Cliff Hangout Just Outside Of Flag Off Route 66.

Nothing Like Scaling A Steep Cliff And Practicing Martial Arts Kata. 

He had A small One Room Crib Over The Store.

We End Up Homies.

Never Communicated Via Cell Phone Or Anything Like That.

Just Always Ended Up Meeting After Work At The Coffee Shop.

There Was One Thing That Was Always On My Mind.

I Knew For Sure Dude Military. 
I Had Him Pegged For Special Op’s. 
Most Likely Officer Status.

Thang Of It Was, Homie Would Never Come Clean As Far As Branch, Rank Or MOS.

Looking Back Now. 
I Surely Get The Fucking Secrecy. 

Summer Starts To Wind Down. 

Everythang Just Everythang.

On The Third To Last Day Before I Headed Out Back To The Desert With Autumn Quickly Approaching And For Sure Temps Dropping In A Lightening Quicker Than Lickety Nano Sec Up In The Two Mile High Flagstaff Environment.

I Head Over To The Coffee Shop After Dropping A Few Peckz Across The Whores Expansive Keyboard Completing My Third To Last Article For My Friend. 

My lifelong Friend Veronica, Retired FBI Special Agent Cribbing A Lifetime Up In Sedona Was Meeting Her Homie Lorraine, A Long Time Friend Of Hers Who Resides In Flag Like Forever.

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I Make It Over To The Coffee Shop. 

Grab My Dark Brew Coffee With A Habinero Pepper Float. 

My Homie Sam Is Already There. 
I Cop A Squat.

We Start Shooting The Shit While Waiting On The Girls.

Just Your Usual Everyday Dude To Dude Bullshit. 

Just Kickin It. 

Then All Of A Sudden Sam Turns To Me And States:

“We Need You Ryan”.

I’m All Like Up In The Puzzlement Thang.

Thinking, Who Needs Me?

As If Sam Was Reading My Mind He Says:  

“Yeah Ryan. 
We Need You And You Will Most Defiantly Be A Good Fit”.  

“O.K. Dude. 
Who Need’s Me And What Kinda Fit”?

Your Insight And Intelligence Is Beyond All Scope. 
The Way You See Things Before There Is Even Any For See-able Evidence”.    

“O.K. And”?

To Say That I Was Completely Caught Off Guard In A Shell Shocked Kinda Way With My Homies Response Is A Cyclopean Understatement.

Ya All Ready For This?

“The Kremlin Has A Very Lot Of Money Now Ryan. 
You Will Never Have Another Worry In The World. 
I have Been Discussing You With My Superiors.
They Are Very Looking Froward To Meeting You.
All The Necessary Paperwork Is Already In Order.
Your Flight Will Depart Day After Tomorrow”.   

I Just Sat There With This Major Dumbfounded Expression Blazing Across My Grill. 

I Have Never Ever Been That Entirely Speechless In My Life. 

“So Ryan. Are You On Board”?

“You Shitting Me Right”?

I Would Never Shit Anyone In Regards To A Matter As Serious As This.
I Am A Russian Military Spetnaz Officer. 
I Do Not Play Ryan”.


As I Sat There. 

It Was As If I Had Been Transported Into A 4th Dimensional Dump Onto An Alternate Realty Onto The Set Of A Rod Serling ‘Twilight Zone’ Episode.
All I Could Verbally Muster Up In Reply Was:

“Russian Women Are Gorgeous”.

All The Beautiful Russian Women You Can Imagine Will Be At Your Disposal. 
The Best Food On This Planet. 
24 Hour Car Service. 
Whatever You Want Ryan. 
Everything Is All Arranged. 
My Superiors Wait In Great Anticipation In Meeting You”.

“What About My Social Security?
Child Support?

“Forget About All That Trivial Nonsense Ryan. You Will Have A life Like You Could Never Even Dream Of”. 

At This Point I Was Gone. 

Thoughts Were Rushing Though My Head At Multiple Mach Speeds.

At One Nano Flash Second I Thought We Were Both Gonna Draw Down Our Weapons And Start Blasting Each Other.  

This Shit Was Straight Da Fuck Outta A 1950’s Spy Movie.

I Ain’t Gonna Lie.

At One Quick Flash Nano Thought Moment. 

I Envisioned Lil Ol Me Cribbing In Da Kremlin Surrounded By Beautiful Russian Babes.

Then Realty Smacked Me Square Up In The Kisser.

I Glanced Veronica And Lorraine Walking Towards The Coffee Shop. I Turned To Sam
And Said: 

“My Man. 
You Straight Up Cool. 
If And When The Shit Ever Rains Down. 
I Hope Ya Got My 6. 
I Know For A Fact I Would Have Yours Brother.
At This Point In My Life I Hate To Fly And Russia Is One Long Ass Muthu Fuckin Flight.
I Am Both Overwhelmed And Highly Honored That You Would Make Such A Cool Ass Offer To Me.
To Say That I Am Impressed Is A Monumental Understatement.
All That Said My Man. 
I’m Gonna Turn Down Your Generous Offer.
I Hope That Doesn’t Damper Our Friendship”.  

With That Sam Stood Up. 
Shook My Hand And Said:

“Nothing Could Ever Dampen Our Friendship Ryan. 
You Be Safe Recon Marine. 
It Has Been A Pleasure And A Great Honor Knowing You. 
Your Are A Good Man Ryan. 
Our Loss”.

With That.

Sam Turned And Walked Out Of The Coffee Shop. 

Never To Be Seen Again.

I Can’t Even Make Dis Shit Up.

That’s All I Got.

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Desert Love Ya All.

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Ryan. Out.

Tail End

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The SouthSide

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

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What Up My Homies?

Thanks For The Read Guys.

LORD GOD Bless Each And Everyone Of You.

Những gì lên Homies của tôi. Là một phút. Đánh giá cao thời gian của bạn trong việc đọc. Cho biết cô Lin Yang tôi gửi tất cả các tình yêu của tôi. Giữ an toàn. Hoa hậu Ya Girl. Sa mạc tình yêu. Điên Cowboy, Ryan

Desert Love Ya All.

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The South Side

Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Originally Composed
Late Spring 2012

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The South Side

The Journey From The South Side North Was Always Interesting.

Then On Some Days The Journey Was Completely Off The Wire. Today Was One Of Those.

I Decided To Cut Over From 44th And South 6th Avenue West Past The Pawn Shop.

From There I Proceeded North Behind ‘Food City’ Grocery Store.

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I Proceeded Into The Neighborhood Up Through To South 33rd And Cut Over To South 6th Avenue.

I Was About Four Blocks Into The Neighborhood Heading North.

As I Approached The Last Block Before Actually Cutting Over To South 6th I Felt A Vibe.

Vibes Are An Integral Part Of My Life On A Nano To Nano Basis.
For Sure I Never Doubt The Vibes. Nor Due I Second Guess Gut Feelings.

For You See Vibes And Gut Feelings Have Been The Entire Main Ingredients Regarding My Continuous Daily Occurrence Of Exhaling CO/2 On This Treacherous Planet.

I Casually Glance 25 Degrees Over My Left Shoulder.

Thank You Vibe.

The Boy’s In Da Hood As It Were.

There Standing Over Waist High, Thick And Built Stood Four Pit Bull Dog’s. All About A Year Old, Still Showing That Puppy Pose.

This Wild Doggy Pack Was Comprised Of An All White Male.
A Tan Male.
A Black Male
A White Male With A Black Spot Over His Left Eye, Right Thigh And Butt.
Adding Doggy Character As It Were.

I Proceeded With My Walk, Not Changing Pace.
Still Calm, Laid Backed And Chill.

Seemingly, The Doggy Ensemble Was Approaching In My Direction.

Tongues Hanging. Tails Wagging.

As Well Their Determination In Their Pursuit To Check Me Out Was Relentless.

Upon Their Approach, They All Took Up Their Positions Around Me And Calmly Fit Into My Slow Cadence.

‘Whitey’ Took His Place At Front Flank.

‘Tan Boy’ Positioned Himself At My Right Flank.

‘Blackey’ Covered My Left Flank
‘Spot’ Took Up The Rear.

So Here We All Were In This South Side Barrio Walking, Talking And Chillin In The Early Morning 90 Degree Plus Heat.

We Proceed On.
Myself Talking Softly, Quietly  To My Newly Acquired Escorts.

My Pace Unchanged.
Speaking To My Escorts In My Typical Laid Back South Cali Drawl.

We Seemingly Had Some Kind Of Rapport Because At One Point I Told Them How Big And Beautiful They All Were.

Before I Could Place A Period On That Vocal Sentence They All Licked Me.

I Then Proceeded To Tell Them As Well That They Were For Sure Some Giant Ass Pit Bull Doggies.
In Fact Some Of The Biggest Dogs I Had Ever Seen. At That Claim They All Looked At Me And Winked.

So Here We Were, Just Hanging And A Banging Down This South Side Barrio Hood Street Walking In The Middle Of The Road.

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I Said To Them That Their Doggy Mama And Daddy Had To Be Some Really Big Dawgs.

Just As The Period Hit My Verbal Sentence, Ms. Vibe Flashed Me A Fleeting Nano Subliminal Messege.

Thank You Again Vibe.

That’s When I Caught It.

I Turn My Head Less Than 20 Degrees To My Left.

Standing Loud And Proud On A Desert Dirt Front Lawn Tilting Up At About 2 Feet Stood Mom.

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Mom Figured. What The Hell.

She Joined In On This Rag Tag March Through The Barrio.

Their We Were.

Myself And The Entire Dog Famdamily.

Mama Made Sure To Make Herself Noticed.
She Walked Up To My Left Leg, Gave Me A Love Nudge.
As If To Tell Me, She Was The Boss.

We Continue On Walking And Talking.

I Say To Mama, Damn Girl, You Certainly Are Big. I Can Only Imagine How Big Daddy Dog Is.

Then It Happened.

As We Pass This Dirt Ally, Popz Makes His Entrence Out Of The Ally.

For Sure. Popz Big Dawg.

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Popz Da Pit, Took His Position Beside’s Mamma.

We All Walked On For Another Block.
Me And The Entire Dog Famdamily.

Then, Straight Out Of The Wild Blue.

Big Pup In Front Hit The Deck.
Rolled Over And Started Licking My Legs.

Then The Other 3 Pit Pup’s Joined In This Mad Crazy Street Love While Momz And Popz Looked On.

After A Few Minutes Of All This Street Puppy Love, They All Stood Up And Took Their Place In Front Of Me For Some Serious Behind The Dog Ear Petting And Scratching.

Then, Just As They Approached Me They All Disbanded And Went Their Way Up The Street.

About 10 Feet Away They All Turned Their Heads And Threw Me A Wink In A Type Of Doggy Choreographed Move As If To Say, ‘Later Homie’.

I Looked Up.

I Exclaimed To HIM.

Uh Huh.

Walking With Giant Wild Street Pit Bulls.

You Surely Trippin LORD GOD.

Then In A Quicker Than L.A. Quick Lickety A Strong Desert Breeze Brushed It’s Sweetness Over Me While Butter Flies Engulfed Me.

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Just To Make Sure I Was Clear On This Spiritual Intervention, A Screeching Black Bird Descended Before Me, Hovering As It Were Right Before My Face As If To Say:

“Hope Ya Cop Da Drift Boy. Have A Nice Day.

I Proceed On Up To 32nd Street And Cut Back Over To South 6th Avenue.

As I Make My Way North Up South 6th Avenue Approaching 31st Street I Notice On The Eastside Corner Of 6th And 31st Three Young Mexican Men Between The Ages Of 16 And 18 Years Old.

The Way They Are Hanging Out, It Is More A Claim Of Territory. They Have Secured That Particular Part Of The Tarmac.

These Teenagers Were Dressed In New Red Nike Air Jordan’s.

Red Bandanna’s.

Black Baseball Caps With Red Letters Indicating Their Choice In Regard’s To The Dress Code.

The B’s And The C’s As It Were.

Can Ya Spell ‘Bloods’.

Hanging With These Young Men Were Two Beautiful Young Mexican Girl’s. I Would Say Around 16 Years Old.

I Continue North On South 6th Avenue On The Opposite Side Of The Street. Walking Against The Flow Of People And Traffic. Hard To Come Up On Me. Been A Lifelong.

As I Approach 30th Street One Of The Young Mexican Girls Crosses South 6th Avenue To My Side.

As She Grows Closer To What I Call My ‘Meet And Greet Space I Say:

“Pido perdón la señorita Iam lamentable no soy una perspectiva buena”.
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ I’m Sorry Young Lady I Am Not A Good Prospect.)

Without A Word The Beautiful Young Woman Takes Her Position On My Right Flank And Falls In Lock Step With Me.

The Time Was 08:45, Sunday Morning.

We Walked In This Quite, Not A Word Spoken Pace For A Couple Of Blocks.

Without Any Props, Completely Out Of The Vast Wild Blue, Girl Says To Me:

“Haga usted tiene cualquier licor”?
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ Do You Have Any Liquor?)

“No, Seguro no Hago.
Son Usted No Demasiado Jóven Para Beber el Licor.
También Es Tan Muy Temprano “?
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ No, I Sure Don’t Young Lady are you not too young to be drinking liquor, as well it is very early Sunday morning.)

“Esto lo hace ir más rápido”.
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ It Makes It Go Faster.)

¿Usted significa(piensa) a todos los hombres todo el día y toda la repetición?
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ You mean all the men all day and all of the repetition?)

(For My Single Lingual Readers/ Yes?)

We Continued On For A Bit. Silent As We Walked. After A Few Blocks The Young Lady Turns To Me And Says:

“Va a Usted Rezar Para Mí?
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ Will You Pray For Me?)

Sí. Absolutamente. Rezaré por usted. ¿Cómo te llamas? (For My Single Lingual Readers  /Yes. Absolutely. I Will Pray For You. What Is Your Name?

“Mi nombre es Monique”.(For My Single Lingual Readers  /My Name Is Monique.)

“Seguro que Monique. Señor Dios te bendiga muy muy Much.My nombre es Monique”.(For My Single Lingual Readers  /For Sure Monique. LORD GOD Bless You So Very Very Much.)

With That Monique Trailed Off Back To The East Side Of South 6th Avenue.

I Walked About A Block And A Half North Up South 6th Avenue To 29th Street.

I Turned Left Up The Steep Grade Of West 29th Street And Walked About 18 Steps And Stopped In Front Of An Abandon 19th Century Old Church.

I Looked Up.

I Said In A Soft Whisper To LORD GOD ALMIGHTY:

PLEASE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY Find This Young Lady And Intercede LORD GOD. Save Her From The Ravages Of War. Please Save Her Oh LORD GOD. I’m Begging You LORD. I’m Begging”.

My Tears In A Torrential Onslaught Hit The Hot Tarmac Like Exploding Mortars Tearing Through The Desert Floor.

Silently Crying Like The Proverbial ‘B’.

I Can Not Say How Long I Stood There Begging LORD GOD To Save This Victim Of Family Turf War Engaged For The Simple Non Payment Of A Street Debt.

Even Right Now.

My Tears Cascading Down Onto The Whores Ever Expansive Keyboard As I Drop These Last Peckz.

The Treacherous Wicked Hell Bent World For Now Safely At Bay.

Ryan. Out.

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As The World Turns


I Am Observing A Soap Opera.

A Soap Opera Originating On The 50″ Flat-screen Right Before My Eyes.

A Visual That I Never Ever Dreamed Would Become A Stark Raving Realty.

Subject Matter Scripted From The Likes Of People That One Would Think Would Never Ever Be Forefront In Such Nefarious Drama.

Actors Actually Portraying Themselves.

Shame No Where Present On The Vast Horizon.

Who Woulda Thunk?

The White House Drama.

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Oh My.

President Donald J. Trump.

Has Now Layered Up.

His Attorney Of Choice Has Been To This Rodeo Before.

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Marc Kasowitz.

Mr. Kasowitz Has represented Donald trump In Many Various Law Suits, Including The 25 Million Dollar ‘Trump University Fraud Case‘.

The Fact Of This Matter Is, That Mr. Kasowitz Has Represented Donald Trump Since 2001.

Back Then, In The Infamous Atlantic City Casino Case.

In Late November, 2017 Mr. Kasowitz,  Represented  OJSC Sberbank of Russia, The Largest Bank In Russia Accused Of Conspiring With A Granite Company In A Plot To Smoke Their Main Competitor.

Little Side Note Here.

Jared Kushner, President Trumps  Son In Law And Number One Advisor, A Name America Is Becoming All To Familiar With, Previously Served As Deputy Chairman Of The Board At OJSC Sberbank of Russia. Oh My.

Seemingly, The Plot Thickens.

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Jared Kushner  Is Now Under F.B.I. Scrutiny.

The Way All This Works, There Are Three Parts Of Scenario Involved When Law Enforcement Begins To Take A Look As It Were, Into Individuals Or Organizations.

The Process Starts With ‘Scrutiny‘ Then If Warranted ‘Investigation‘ Begins. If Substantial Evidence Is Found, Then ‘Target‘ Comes Into Play.

Jared Boy Is In The ‘Scrutiny‘ Phase.

Word On The Street Is That The Senate Wants To Question Jared Kushner  In Regards To His Dealings With OJSC Sberbank of Russia.

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As Far Fetched As All This My Appear.

This Type Of Drama Packed Controversy Is Nothing At All New To Donald J. Trump  And His World Wide Business Enterprises.

As Well, Keep In Mind, That I Am Neither Judge Nor Jury.

That Stated.

With Very Little Effort, I Was Able To Pin Down The Following Links.

For Myself, Real Or Fantasy, It Goes To Character.

The Many Scandals of Donald Trump: A Cheat Sheet

Donald Trump’s Many Business Failures, Explained – Newsweek

Donald Trump Business Failures |

The Donald Trump scandal he wants you to forget … – Salon

The Donald Trump scandal he wants you to forget … – Salon

This List Just Goes On And On And On. Again. Going To Character.

My Point In All This Is, To Bring To The Forefront That Scandal, Fraud And Controversy Is Nothing New To President Trump.

I Will Also Add That In The Last Few Days, Channel Surfing As I Do.

A Trend That Is Becoming All To Familiar For Me, Is The Relative And Pertinent News, That Is Being Reported In Regards To Jared Kushner, President Donald Trump And The White House In General, Aside From being Dark And Foreboding, Is That I See A Trend Developing.

What Clearly Stands Out For Me Is That Fox News Is Cheer Leading President Trump On, As Well Down Playing These Current Events. While MSNBC Is Reporting Relative News In Regards To What Is Actually Transpiring.

I’ll Add That If You Have Been Following Any Of My Blog Sites For A Minute, Both MSNBC And CNN Have Not Been My Go To Cable News Choice’s. To Say The Least.

Fox News, Has Been For Quite Some Time, My Go To Cable News Network.

Not Any More.

Cheer-leading Just Ain’t My Thang When It Comes To My News.

For Myself, The Path Fox News Is Marching Down, I Find To Be Actually Quite An Embarrassing Path, As Well In The End, What I Consider In Relation To Broadcasting,  Somewhat Devastating.

Fox News Is Taking It To The Point, Where One Broadcaster Likens President Trump To A Salesman.

For Myself.

I Prefer Salesmen To Stick To The Used Car Lot And Not My White House.

The Job Of The President Of The United States Is Complex And Taxing.

Nano Second To Nano Second.


When The Chief Executive Officer Is Bogged Down In Daily Controversy, The Country Is Compromised On Many Many Levels.

This Is The Simple Take Of It All.

The Hard Take Is That When The Commander In Chief Is In A Position Where He Has To Again, Lawyer Up, America Is Screwed.

But, Then Again.

History Has Proven Time And Time Again, In Regards To Donald Trump, Lawyer-ing Up Is The Norm.

While Channel Surfing Yesterday Evening I Stop On Fox News For A Minute.

The Broadcaster’s Are Actually Having A Conversation In Regards To The F.B.I. And  Their Integrity, Once Again, Throwing James Comey Under The Political Bus.

Shame On Ya All.

As Far As I Am Concerned.

The F.B.I. Is The Greatest Law Enforcement Agency On This Planet. Bare Known.

They For Sure Have Better Things To Do Then Waist Their Time Chasing Down Innuendo And Fairy Tails In Relation To Donald Trump And His Nepotism – ized White House Inner Circle Staff.


Your Boy ‘Donnie‘, Asked An F.B.I. Director, To Drop An Investigation, Into The Now Tainted To The Core, Michael T. Flynn, Investigation.

Look America. Dis Shit Straight Up Hitting The Fan Blades.

What Comes To Mind Is A Conversation A Few Years Back On The Number 10 Bus Here In Tucson, Arizona.

Myself Standing Up Front By The Door, An Older Lady Sitting Behind The Driver Said To Me:

Justo cuando creo que he visto todo. No he visto nada todavía y tengo 97 años”.

Sí, sé exactamente lo que quieres decir señora“.

In Other Words America, In Regards To All Of This President Trump Administration Nightmare, Soap Opera.

Ya All Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet.

Now. Onto This Weeks Most Disgusting, Reprehensible, Political Action.

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The Picture Of Inner Bred White Trash.

Punk Ass Bitch Bully.

Newly Elected Congressman, Greg Gianforte.

An Individual.

Who Has Absolutely No Business What So Ever, Serving Anyone, In Type Any Of Political Office Capacity.


Punk Ass Faggot Bitch Gianforte .

To Say That You Possess Deep, Deep, Evil, Wicked, Mental Health Inspired Anger Issues. Is A Monumental Understatement.

If All This Is Not Enough.

Leave It To The Lost Clown Idiots Of Montana To Elect You To Any Office.

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I’m Sure Your Mama Is Proud.

After All,

She Gave Birth To Your Inner Bred White Trash Ass.

Yeah Einstein.

I’m Calling Your Punk Ass Bitch Faggot Self Out.

Bring Your Angry, Inner Bred, White Trash, Punk Ass Faggot Bitch Self, Down Here To The Desert .


In A 10th A Second.

No Weapons Present Or Necessary.

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Your Inner Bred, White Trash, Punk Ass Bitch Faggot Self, Will Be On The Ground, And, You Will Spend The Reminder Of Your Life, In A Wheel Chair Drooling.

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2Pac – Hit ‘Em Up (Dirty) (Official Video) HD

Straight Up.

On Da 100,

Punk Ass Bitch.

Oh LORD GOD Have Mercy On Me.

My Los Angeles, Cali, South Central Hood Roots Got Da Best Of Me.

Bad Bad Me.


That’s All I Got.

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Desert Love Ya All.

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Ryan. Out.

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1965 Pontiac GTO Lowrider  Sittin On Chrome

Santana – Smooth (HQ)

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The Facts Just The Facts Mam

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Welcome To Da Desert Ya All

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The 52% Factor.

Otherwise Known As ‘The Criminal Dump‘.

Tucson, Arizona Is The Official Garbage Dump For The United States Of Americas Corrections Department.

Lucky Us.

What This Means, Is When Prisons Throughout America Release Felons After Completing Their Sentences, They Are Dropped Off In The Wild Wild West Of Tucson, Arizona.

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They Are Scattered Throughout The City In Various Halfway Houses. Enrolled In Various Programs Designed To Change Their Lives, Resulting In Their Transformation Back Into Society.

It Is Within These Boundaries That The Number Delineation, 52% Comes Into Play.

52% Defines ‘Rescind Rate‘.

Rescind Rate‘ Represents, Simply Stated, The Number Of Released Convicted Felons That Within A Two Year Period, Will Commit The Same Crime Or Worse, That Sent Them Up  The Road To The Gansta Hilton.

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The Chance Of Repented Survival Here In The Quaint Desert May Berry Of Tucson, Arizona Is At Best,  Dismal.

Not So Much In The Employment Arena, As There Are many Companies In Tucson That Hire Felons And Are Compensated For Their Efforts.

As Well Many Programs Exist In Tucson For The Sole Purpose Of Rehabilitating Felons.

So It Is Simple To Ascertain That Chances Of Rehabilitation Are More Than Abundant.

Non Of These Factors Are The Problem.

The Problem Exists Within The Culture Structure Of Tucson, Arizona.

Tucson Is The Number One Most Dangerous City In The State Of Arizona.

The Fifth Most Dangerous City In The United States.

Tucson Is The Fifth Poorest City In The United States.

We’ve Recently Graduated Up A Notch From The Fourth Poorest City In The Country.

Now Throw Illegal Drugs Into This Happy Mix.

Of The 100% Of Illegal Drugs Manufactured In The World, America Consumes 80% Of The Total World Manufactured Amount Of Illegal Drugs.

75% Of The Entire 80% Of Illegal Substances Consumed By Americans, Travels For Distribution Country Wide, Through ‘The Alley‘.

The Alley‘ Is Tucson, Arizona.

Think About That For A Sec.

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As The Above Map Clearly Indicates, ‘The Sinaloa Cartel‘ Are The Kingpins Of Illegal Drugs Entering Into The United States From Mexico.

This Statistic Is Nothing At All New To Tucson.

Just A Simple Fact Of Daily Life We Have Been Dealing With For The Past 12 Years.

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MS13 Representing

The Cartels‘ Mules In This Operation Of Import And Transport Are And Have Always Been MS13.

Another Fact Of Daily Life Us Tucsonians Have Been Dealing With For Close To Two Decades.

Subject Matter I Have Been Writing About Going On Six Years Now.

Subject Matter That Fox News Has Been Cluing America In On For Less Than One Year.

On The Sister Blog To This Site: ‘‘ I Wrote An Article Detailing MS13 Back In Late 2012.

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America. The Above Photo’s, Are An On Ongoing Occurrence, Daily, On The Arizona Mexican Border.

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The Steel Wall Spanning The Border Between Arizona And Mexico

In Other Words, Law Enforcement Within Tucson More Than Has Their Hands Full.

Now, In Regards To Tucson, Arizona And Local Law Enforcement. There Are Two Agencies That Comprise These Entities.

Tucson Police Department And Pima County Sheriff.

I’ll Begin With TPD

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Tucson Chief Of Police / Christopher Magnus

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Tucson Police, On Their Very Best Of Days, Are Under Staffed, Conservatively Speaking, 300 Street Patrol Officers.

These Brave And Courageous Patrol Officers Are Assured Their Protection From Flying Rounds In The Safe Guard Of Their Bullet Proof Vests.

For The Most Part A large Number Of These Vests Are Donated Through Various Tucson Charities.

Tucson police to receive nearly $30,000 worth of bullet-proof

Tucson boy gives police dogs bullet-proof vests | Local News …

I Have Not Research This Fact, I Am Assuming, That In America, There Are Not Many Other Municipal Police Force’s That Rely On Charity Donations To Supply Common Every Day Police Equipment.

It Gets Better.

I’ll Begin With Tucson Police, Patrol Cars.

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840 Vehicles Make Up Tucson Police Departments Patrol Vehicles.

Out Of This Number, 454 Register 80,000 Or More Miles.

The Highest Recorded Miles On These Patrol Car’s, Is 201,000.

Industry Standard Across The Board Recommends Replacement At 60,000 To 80,000 Miles.

Model Years Range From 1988 To 2015. The Average Age Is 8 Years Old.

The Point Is, That The Tucson Police Department, Most Definitely Falls Into The Category Of Doing More With Much Less.

This Carries Over Into Pay.

On A National Level, Tucson Police, Are At The Bottom Of The Chart In Regards To Annual Salary, Not Including Add On’s.


Accomplishing Way More With Way Less.

Tucson’s Sheriff Department Does Not Fare Much Better In All The Above Categories.

Except, That Pima County Sheriff Department Covers More Ground.

This Great Law Enforcement Department Is Headed Up By Sheriff Mark Napier.


Pima County Sheirff Mark Napier

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Now Mind You, Sheriff Napier, Has Only Been In The The Law Enforcement Game A short While.

Wearing A Badge And Strapping Side Arm For A Scant 28 Years.

First With Tucson Police Department, At One Point Captain Napier, Then Pima County Sheriff.

“Where Are You Going With All This Mr. Swamp”?

“Glad you Asked Slappy My Man. Follow This Vapor Trail”.

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Sheriff Napier Was Interviewed On Fox News ‘The Tucker Carlson Show’.

A Show That I Personally Find Un Watchable, For The Fact That Daily, Tucker Carlson Blurs The Fine Line Of Fact With Political Innuendo.

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As Well, In Regards To The Above Facts Outlining What Transpires On A Daily Basis In Pima County And The Tucson City Limits, Somehow Escaped ‘The Tucker Carlson Show‘ Research Department.


The ‘The Tucker Carlson Show‘ Does Not Employ A Research Department?

The Obvious Fact.

Great Going ‘Tuckey Boy’.

I’ve Been Tuning Into Fox News Now For 17 Years.

In My World Today, The Actual Time I Spend On The Fox News Channel Is Dwindling Dramatically.

At One Point ‘Tuckey Boy Carlson‘ Asks Pima County Sheriff Mark Napier A Question, In Regards To The Subject Matter Pertaining To The Arizona/Mexico  Border ‘Wall‘ Being Bandied About On Both Sides Of The Political Insanity Aisle.

Sheriff Napier, Calmly, Professionally Begins To Answer This Highly Volatile Political Question.

He States That Today’s Technological Advances Further The Notion That A Wall Does Not Fit The Bill. Kinda In the Same Light As The Great China Wall.

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Oh Yeah. Now That’s An Impenetrable Wall. Paleezee!!!

Also Keep In Mind That On Arizona’s South West Border Sits The Marine Corps ‘Air Station Yuma‘.

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As Well, In The City Of Tucson Is Located The Air Force’s  ‘Davis Monthan Air Base‘.

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As One Can Plainly See, Technology Is Not A Problem Here.

At One Point, Sheriff Napier Refers To The Relative, At Best, Loaded Political Grenade, Called, ‘The Wall‘, As A Mid Evil Solution, Sending ‘Tuckey Boy Carlson‘ Into A Political Tirade Tail Spin.

While At The Same Time Showing Total Dis Respect To Sheriff Napier, A Man Who Has Dedicated His Professional Life To SERVING And PROTECTING The People Of Tucson, Arizona, As Well, Pima county.

Unlike ‘Tuckey Boys‘ Career Choice Of Television ‘Talking Head‘.

Constantly In Lick and Suck Mode Regarding The Backsides Of Network News Executives In Regards To Promotions Or Just Holding On To His Slim Shacking Job.

Great Contribution ‘Tuckey Boy‘ In regards To serving Your Community And Country.

Slant Face Political Drip Lip Hack.

At One Point In The Interview, Laid Back Sheriff Napier, Is Trying To Do His Best To Address Questions In The Ongoing Flying Flak Tirade, That Epileptic ‘Tuckey Boy‘ Is Laying Down.

Then ‘Tuckey Boy‘ Exclaims “I’ve Been To Tucson”!

That’s Nice Idiot.


Yo. ‘Tuckey Boy Carlson‘.

As Far As I Am Concerned, You Haven’t Any Business What So Ever Hosting Your Own Show. In Essence ‘Tuckey Boy‘ You Suck On A Gigantorous, Cyclopean Level.

Your Political Slanted Vitriol Is Less Than Balanced, In Effect Taking You To The Galactic Far Side Of Fox News’s Tribal War Cry, Fair And Balanced.

Quite Honestly, For Myself, ‘Tuckey Boy‘ You Epitomize The Old South Central, Los Angeles, Slang Term, P.A.B.

In My Humble Opinion, Fox News Has Joined The Ranks Of The Bought And Sold News Media To The Point Where I Find Them Un Watchable, Along With MSNBC And CNN.

To Drive This Point Further On Down The Road Of Decline, I Heard Another Fox News Commentator This Morning Commenting On Jerusalem In Regards To The Jewish And Muslim Inhabitants.

At One Point, This Clueless Fox News Broadcaster, Stated That The Territorial Arguments Between The Jews And The Muslims Have Been Going On Now For “THOUSANDS” Of Years.


Seriously Mis informed Fox News Broadcaster.

Clue Up My Man.

The Muslim Religion Is 1400 Years Old.

Kinda Hard Fox News Broadcast Idiot, To Carry On Arguments With Someone For “THOUSANDS” Of Years If They Have Only Existed For 1400 Years.

Just More Fox News Mis Information, Based Sole On Political Slant, Spewing Forth From The Drip Lips Of Grease Butt Monkeys.

As Much As I Hate To Give In To This Fact, I Now Lump Fox News Into The Pile Of All The Other Bought And Sold News Media Outlets.

Pushing A Strong Political Agenda.

Careening Them Off The Road Of Fair And Balanced On To The Freeway Exit Of Kinda Fair, Real Un Balanced.

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Politics Take Another Victim.

That’s All I Got.

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Desert Love Ya All.

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Ryan. Out.

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2017 Mercedes Gullwing AMG   Sittin On Chrome

Roy Haynes Quartet featuring Roland Kirk – Fly Me to the Moon


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The Rabid Rats Under The Shack

Saturday, April 29, 2017

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Welcome To Da Desert Ya All

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The art of war is of vital importance to the State. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected
Sun Tzu / The Art of War

The Rabid Rats Under Da Shack

Desert Shout Out

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President Donald J. Trump

Thank You Mr. President For Your Very Hard, Diligent Work & Devoted Unbridled Dedication, Without Pay.

In Your Mighty Quest In Piecing This Great Country Back Together Again.

As Well Mr. President.

Props & Creds For Getting Down & Dirty With China In Regards To Riening In North Korea, In A Concerted Effort To Bring Peace & Stability Into That Highly Volatile Part Of The World.

As Well Sir, Thank You For Taking The Lead In Your Position Of Commander In Chief In Delegating Your Military To Your Generals.

Last, But Certainly Not Least Sir, Thank You Ever So Much For Implementing New Measures In Regards To Cleaning Up The Insubordination Of A Mess At The V.A.

LORD GOD BLESS You & Yours Oh So Very Much Sir.

Because From My Seat In Da Street Mr. President.

You Need All The Divine Assistance You Can Get Sir.

Without A Doubt Sir, This Beat Up Ol’ War Dawg Has Your 6.



I Know HE Does.

Movin On.

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The First Stop On This Super Sonic High Speed Rail.

The Grease Butt Monkeys At The Gate

Medical Science Has Determined That America’s Left Side Democratic Party Wing Nuts Are A DNA Anomaly.

Whom, To A One, At Birth, Were Dropped On Their Heads At A Rate Of Velocity & Height Yet UN Calculated.

The Likes Of Drip Lip,  Maxine ‘Fecal Mouth’ Waters.

Nancy ‘Stretch Face’ Pelosi.

Yo. Stretch.

Your Plastic Surgeon Is On The Line. Time For Your Hundred Thousand Mile Retreading.

Democratic Party Spokesman, Filthy Mouth, Nasty, Drip Nose Perez.

I Would Be Remiss If I Left Out Slant Face, Lying Communist, Wanna Be American Indian, Deviant Face, Shyster Hoe, Elizabeth Warren.

Yo. Lizzy.

My Navajo Homies Want To Perform The Navajo Indian War Chiefs White Stallion War Dance On Your Lying, Ugly, Slanted Pig Face.

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The List Goes On & On & On.

Don’t Let The Door Hit Cha All In Your Fat Lying Butt’s On The Way Out.

The Fact Of The Matter Is, That America’s Subversive Actions In These Far Left Demonstrations, Has Vladdy Boy Doing The Bare Chested Gay Boy Strut.

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So The Question Is.

Where Were These Anti American, Grease Butt Monkey Maggots Hatched From?

Let Me Take You For A Ride In ‘The Way Back Machine‘.

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From 1947 Through 1991, The ‘World Peace Counsel‘ Was Born.

Directly Set Up By The Soviet Union.

This Was Part Of The Billion Dollar Effort, Sanctioned & Directed By Communist Dictator, Joseph Stalin.

The Goal & Aim Was To Indoctrinate Young Americans Attending University & College Campuses Throughout The United States. Coast To Coast.

Their Choice Of Contestants Were The Wealthy American Suburban Kid’s.

Soviet Communist Spies Were Initiated To Carry Out This Mission.

Front Organizations‘ Were Set Up & Deployed By Soviet Intelligence Agencies.

These Intelligence Agencies Were Known By The Acronyms: KGB, SVR, & GRU.

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Their Mission Forward Was To Develop & Deploy The ‘Front Organizations’ As A Cover For Plausible Occupations & A Steady Means Of Income.

These Organizations Covered As ‘Shell Corporations‘ To Shield The Parent Companies From Illegal Liability.

These ‘Front Organizations‘ Also Appeared As ‘Voluntary Associations’, Or ‘Charitable Organizations‘.

According To Former High Ranking KGB OfficerVictor Suvorov‘, The Soviet Airline, ‘Aeroflot‘ Was Directly Involved In This Mission.

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Mr. Suvorov Also Documented ‘Aeroflots‘ Major Role In This Mission.

‘Victor Suvorov’ As Well Documented ‘Aeroflots‘ Direct Mission In The Theft Of Deadly Bacterial Viruses From Western Labs, As In The United States, Throughout The 1980’s & 1990’s With Direct Assistance From High Ranking KGB Agents.

Mr. Surorov Went On To State That ‘Aeroflot‘ Along With KGB Operatives Were Also instrumental In Sorties Throughout Europe Rounding Up Former Soviet Defectors, Drugged To The Point Of A Complete Comatose State & Deposited In The Soviet Communist Prisons.

Of The 14, 000AeroflotEmployees, It Was Believed That 3,000 Were Operatives Of The Soviet FSB, GRU, & KGB.

The Entire Proceeds Of ‘Aeroflot‘ Were Deposited Into 352 Foreign Bank Accounts & Not At All Controlled By ‘Aeroflot‘.

A Top, High Ranking Soviet Businessman, ‘Nikolai Glushkov‘ Was Appointed To The Helm Of ‘Aeroflot‘ In 1996.

To Mr. Glushkov’s Complete Amazement, He Discovered That ‘Aeroflot‘ Was Nothing More Than A ‘Cash Cow‘ For The Soviet Unions Various Spy Agencies That Supported Soviet International Spy Operations.

Henceforth, The Imprisonment Of ‘Victor Glushkov‘ In 2000.

Aeroflot’ Is Now Under The Direction Of ‘Victor Ivanov’, A Very High Ranking FSB Officer & Close Friend Of Former KGB LT. COL. Vladimir V. Putin.

The Point.

Former KGB LT. COL. Vladimir V. Putin Is One Pissed Off, Deviant Man, Who Will Never Forgive The West, Specifically The United States of America, For Forever Collapsing The Former Soviet Union.

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As Well, Mr. Putin Will Engage Any & All Avenues To Seek Revenge.

To The Direct Act Of Backing, Supplying, & Complete Support To The Likes Of Iran, Syria, North Korea & Any Other Horrible Whores Spread Throughout This Vast Universe That Will Accept His Money & Military Backing.

Back To The Beginning Of This Piece & The Grease Butt, Drip Lip Monkeys Of The Democratic Party Far Left Wing Nuts.

Directly Influenced & Bought By The Communists, Were The Likes Of SDS, (Students For A Democratic Society) Weathermen Underground, Bill Ayers, Bernadine Dorhn & Other Commie Players.

And Yes.

BarryBoySatoro/ AKA / Barack Hussein Obama.

The Demonstrations & Protests Of Late, According To Very Serious Reliable s, Peg Bill Ayers & His Boy Barack To Definite Backing, Both Financially & Organizational.

In Fact Commie Faggot Bill Ayers Was Directly Front & Center At The Recent Berkley Riots.

As In, The Commie Faggot Flesh.

Reliable s Also Informed Me That Towards The End Of 2016 Billy & Barry, Partied Very Hard.

That Crack Cocaine Was Flowing Like Water From A Broken New York Sewer Pipe. Talk About Gay Love.

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Yeah. I Ain’t Gonna Lie.

I Detest Bill Ayers.

In Cold, Cowardly, Senseless Blood, This Commie Faggot Punk Ass Bitch.

Murdered A Great American Hero.

San Fransisco Police Sergeant Brian McDonnell.

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Sergeant McDonnell‘ Only Crime That Fateful September Morning In 1970 Was In Picking Up A Package Off Of The Prescient Steps While Showing Up To Begin His Watch.

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A Package Delivered By Commie Faggot Bitch, ‘Weatherman Operative‘, Bill Ayers.

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Inside This Package Was A Devastating Bomb, Assembled By America’s One & Only Cunt Face Pig, Bernadine Dorhn.

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Damn Ass Muthu Fuckin Right. This Is Personal. Very Personal.

That Said.

I Have Spent An Entire Lifetime Walking With LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.

I Do Not Believe One, Scintilla Of A Bit, That It Is My Duty & Obligation To Hand Out Justice In Any Way Shape Or Form.

This Job Is That Of American Justice.

As In The FBI & The D.O.J.

Agencies, That In Regards To This Cowardly, Heinous Act, Have Been Less Than Derelict Of Duty.

Shame. Shame On Ya All.

Sergeant McDonnell, Was One Of Yours. A Literal Brother In Arms.

Yeah I Know.

Ya All Too Busy Chasing The Phantoms Of Imaginary Russian Spies Involved In Some Make Believe Meddling Of An American Presidential Election.

This Parse, That Has Been Implemented & Deployed, Has Been Brought About By The Slant Face Shysters Of The Democratic Far Left Commie Faggot Party.

But Yet, The American FBI & D.O.J. Has Not Brought Any Charges In This Transperant Murder.

Shame On Ya All.

No Worries.

Serious Reliable s Tell Me.

For Many Years Now, To Let The World Know Something That I Have Been Remiss In Relating.

Said Reliable s Have Begged Me To Bring The Following To Published Print Up Here On This Blog.

I Have Respectfully Declined.

Until Today.

Oh Well.

Seemingly, The Day Has Arrived.

So I Have Been Told.

Watch Your Back Mr. Ayers.

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I Of Course In No Way What So Ever Condone That Type Of Action.

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I’m Just Relaying What I Have Been Told.

Oh. Before I Forget.

To My Ten’s Of Thousands Of Facebook Followers Spanning The Planet.

My Facebook Account Has Been Dis Abled.

The only Way To Communicate With Me Is This Blog Site Or The Corresponding E-Mail:


I’ll Hold My Breath.

Too My Many Friends & Followers Up On Facebook.

Some Very Serious Advice & Lookin Out.

According To Reliably.

Sophos‘, A U.K. Based Internet Security Firm, As In World Wide Commercial & Government Computer Security Entity.

As Far As I Am Concerned, The Very Best Of The Best. Thanks Guy’s For Your 24/7 365 Protection On All Of My Devices.

Sophos‘ Has Concluded, That Facebook Is Hacked 600,000 Times A Day On Individual Log In’s.

This Astounding Number Breaks Down To .06% Of Log Ins A Day.

This Percentage Is Calculated Off Of The More Than 1 Billion Log Ins On Any Given 24 Hour Period.

Lucky Fuckin Me.

I Am Personally Represented In This Reprehensible Number.

Facebook’s Resolve.

Just Upload My U.S. Government Picture ID.

Yeah. I’m On It. I’m Runnin.

No Problemo Amigos.

Any Minute Now.

Just As Soon As I Witness Pig’s In Flight & Then Landing On My Face As We Engage In Mad Passionate Surreal Pig Face Love.

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The Real Sinister, Shyster Part Of All This, Is The Fact That Facebook Does Not Give 2 Shitz Nor 3 Fast Flyin Fuckz One Way Or The Other In This Stolen Identity Cluster Fuck With A Shit Storm Float.

Dey Jus All Bout Da Clicks & Da Dollar$.

Ain’t Dat Right Zuckey Boy. Faggot.

I Do However Feel Bad For My Beautiful Best Of The Most Beautiful Best Followers Worldwide.

Desert Love Ya All.

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That’s All I Got.

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Ryan. Out.

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April 20, 2017

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truthBuddha

Old School

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My My My.

As The World Turns.

Drama & Debochtury Dripping Off The Hallowed Corporate Walls.

Seemingly, Da ‘Fox’ Out Da Hen House.



Mirrors In Complete Dis Array.

Dressing Room Doors Painted Over.

Better Look Both Ways Before Crossing That Busy Street.

Oh Da Hell No. Say It Ain’t So.

Oh Yeah. It So Da Hell So.

What’s The Problem, They Ask?

Like This My Friend.

The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall.

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Sexual Harrasment.

This Delineation Even Sounds Filthy Nasty.

Money & Power Crumble To The Ground Like So Much Nefarious Dirty Dust Off The Walls Of The Seediest Motel In Town.

On Da Ground.

Down For The Count.

Family Names Forever Shamed.

All For That Forbidden Jiggle Jiggle Shake Shake.

Now Don’t You Cry, You Filthy, Slanted, Deviant, Perverts.

Bill O’Reilly.


A Old Man In Hot Pursuit Of Young Beautiful Tail.

Intravenous Viagra Pumping Through Their Ancient Veins At Multiple Mach Speed.

Is This Way Over Mature Pervert Married As Well?

Either Way A Disgusting Revelation On Every Level.

Yeah. I Know Mr. O’Reilly.

Being Oh So Exposed Up There In The Public Eye Leaves One Open To All Kinds
Of Personal Assaults.

In Your Case.

Going As Far Back As The Year 2004

Clearly Exhibiting To The Entire Universe Both Sides Of Your Multiple Face.


In Essence Mr. O’Reilly, You Have Forever Disgraced Your Family Name.

Embarrassed Your Wife & Children To The Point Of Not Wanting To Even Venture Out Of The House.

Just Rumor & Innuendo?

In Regards To The ‘Public Eye’ Exposure That You Blame For Your Hideous, Despicable, Deviant, Perverted, Pompous And Arrogant Behavior.



The Likes
General/President Dwight David Eisenhower.

Senator Rand Paul.

Journalist James Rosen.

Journalist Brett Bair.

Journalist Sean Hannity.

Journalist Chris Matthews.’.

On & On & On.

Have Somehow Managed Keeping Their Genitalia Confined To Their Pants.

I Do Not Even, For The Very Life Of Me Understand, Nor Do I Comprehend The Act Of Sexual Harassment‘.

But Then Again, I’m Not A Dog.


I Am Quite Sure, That The Beautiful Young Women That You Uncontrollably Drooled On, Could Not Wait To See Your Old, Fat, Flabby, Wrinkly, Filthy, Nasty Bodies In The Naked Flesh.

But Then Again, I Have Never Hit On a Woman In My Entire Life.

I Respect Women, Something You seem To Be Remiss In.

I Figure That If A woman Is At All Interested In Me, She Will Let Me Know.

That Said.

On An Almost daily Basis, Women Approach Me.

I’m Talking Young Beautiful Women. To The Point Of  Exposing Various Female Body parts. At Bus Stops, Shopping Mall Parking Lots & Down The Street From My Crib.

I Actually Find Those Acts Very Offensive.

Not To Mention The Fact That I Am Now Into 11 Years Of A Celibate Existence.

To The Point Where I’m Not Taking My Clothes Off In Front Of Anyone. Ever.

I Do Not See That Changing Any Time Soon. As In Till The Day I Die. That’s Just Me.

That Said.

I’ve Had More, Absolutely, Gorgeous, Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At.

As Well, One Would Think That At A Certain Age, One Would Be More Inclined Pursuing & Obtaining A Higher Level Of Consciousness Instead Of Playing Grab Butt With Every Attractive Female Within A Three Foot Radius.

In The Entire Scheme Of Things, Sex Is A Lower Level, Dark Side Consciousness.
An Actual Exercise Saved For The Sacred Act Of Procreation.

Not An Exercise To Be Played Out In The Professional Work Environment.

So Mr. O’Reilly, Come, & Fetch Your Belongings.

The Door Man Will Hold Them For The Next Two Weeks.

See Ya. Bye.

That’s All I Got.

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Desert Love Ya All.

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Ryan. Out.

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