Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street

Friday, January 29, 2016

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street

Street Story


“Mr. 
Mr. 
Sir. 
Can 

Get 

Rollie”? 

I
Turn
My
Head
Over
My
Right
Shoulder.

The
Voice
Is
Emitting
From
The
Mouth
Of
The
Beautiful
Young Lady 
On
The
# 4
Bus
Who
Was
Straight
Up
On
The
Stare
Me
Down.

I
Keep
Steppin
Till
I
Hit
Da
Curb
On
The
Other
Side.

“Please
Mr.
Please
Sir.
Just
One
Rollie”?

“You
Know
How
To
Roll
Girl”? 

“Yep”.

“Awaight.
Here
Ya
Go”.

“Ohhh.
Thank
You
So
Much
Sir”.

“No 
Problem
Girl”. 

I
Proceed
To
A
Bus
Bench.
Girl
In
Tow. 

We
Both
Cop
A
Squat.

I’ll
Interject
At
This
Point.

Girl
West Coast Gorgeous. 
Body
By
Fischer. 
Cadillac Eldorado Division.

 

Stacked
Racked
Step Da Fuck
Back.

“Thank
You
Sir”

“Your
Welcome
Young Lady”

“My
Name
Is
Felicia.
What’s
Your
Name”?

“My
Name
Is
Ryan”.

“Hey
Ryan.
Your
Handsome”.

“Young Lady.
I’m
Old
Enough
To
Be
Your
Grandfather”

“Not.
No
Way.
Your
Not
Even
50″.

“Tehhhh.
I’m
Jus
Bout
65″.

“Oh
My
GOD.
Your
Adorable”.

“Young Lady.
Stop”.

“Why
Do
You
Think
I
Was
Gawkin
You
On
The
Bus”? 

“Tehhhh.
Young Lady. 
I’m
Gonna
Get
Rollin”.

“Do
You
Have
A
Phone”?

“Yes
I
Do.
I
Have
Two
Phones”.

“May
I
Use
One.
Please”?

“No”.

“Please
Ryan.
Please”.

“Felicia.
Girl.
I
Don’t
Let
Anyone
Use
My
Phones”.

“Ryannnnn.
Please.
Pretty
Pretty
Please”?

“Tehhhh.
No”.

“Oh
Gosh.
Please
Please
Ryan.
It’s
Important”.

“OMG
Girl. 
No”.

“Ryannnnnn.
Please
Please
Please
With
Ton
O
Sugar
Please”.

“Shit.
Who
You
Need
To
Call”? 

“My
Momz”.

“Whats
Da
Fuckin
Number”.

“Thank
You
So
Much.
I
Love 
You”.

I
Star 67.
Dial.
Give
Felicia
The
Phone.

Girl
Completes
Da
Call.
Hands
Da
Phone
Back
To
Me.

“Felicia.
Why
Don’t
You
Have
A
Phone”? 

“I
Had
A
Nice
I Phone.
But
I
Lost
It”

“Awaight.
I’m
Gonna
Get
You
A
Phone
Right
Now.
You
Can’t
Be
Without
A
Phone”.

“Really.
Your
So
Sweet.
What
Kinda
Phone”.

“A
Lifeline Phone.
You
Get
500 
Talk 
Minutes
And
500 
Hundred 
Text 
Minutes 
Every
Month”.

And

No.
These
Are
NOT
Obama
Phones.
Lifeline
Was
Introduced
In
1972
By
Then
California
Governor
Ronald Reagan.

“I
Love
You
Sooooooo
Much
Ryan”.

“OMG
Girl.
Stop
Do
You
Have
An
Arizona
Picture
I.D.
And
An
ACHESS
Or
EBT
Card”?

“Yes”

“O.K.
Hold
On
I’m
Callin
My
Boy”.

“Yo.
Drew.
What
Up
Dawg?
I’m
Good.
Listen.
Check
It
Out.
I’m
Here
With
A
Young Lady. 
She
Need
A
Phone.
Has
Arizona
Picture
I.D.
And
EBT.
Uh Huh.
Uh Huh.
Awaight.
Let
Me
Write
Dis
Down.
Go
Ahead
Dawg.
Uh Huh.
Awaight.
Later
Man.
I’ll
Send
Her
Down”.

“Awaight
Felicia.
Here
Ya
Go.
My
Man
Drew
Gonna
Hook
You
Up.
Even
gonna
Upgrade
You
For
Free.
I
Wrote
It
All
Down.
Directions.
Bus’s.
Everythang”.

“Go
With
Me
Ryan”.

“Girl.
Not
On
My
Schedule.
You’ll
Be
Fine.
Everythang
Right
Here”.

“Ryannnnn.
Please.
Ton
O
Sugar
Paleeezee”?

“Girl
I Got
Some
Where
To
Be”.

“Ryannnn.
Paleeezeee.
I
Want
To
Hang
With
You
All
Day”.

“Girl.
No”.

“Gosh
Ryan.
I
Really
Like
You.
Please
Please
Please
Ryan”?

“OMG
Girl.
NO”.

With
That.

Before
I
Knew
What
Hit
Me.

I
Can’t
Even
Make
Dis
Shit
Up.

Girl.
Pulls
Out
Her
Ample
Beautiful
Breasts

Leans
Over.

Plants
Her
Open
Mouth
Right
Da
Fuck
On
My
Grill.

Tounge
Extended
Further
Than
A
Python’s.

I
Pull
Back
As
If
I
Just
Caught
A
Round.

“Damnnnnn
Girl.
Are
You
Kiddin
Me!
Titties
And
Kiss’s
At
A
Bus
Stop.
Put
Those
Thangs
Away.
Now”!

Girl
Shocked
And
In
Tears.

“OMG
Ryan.
I’m
So
Sorry.
I
Feel
So
Bad
And
Embarrassed.
OMG”.

“Damnnn
Felicia.
You
Should 
Be
Embarrased
ANd
Ashamed.
How
Old
Are
You”? 

In
A
Cry
Sigh
Whimpering
Voice

“I’m
Almost
25″.

“Damn.
That’s
The
Same
Age
As
My
Daughter.
I
Damn
Sure
Hope
She
Not
All
Titties
And
Kiss’s
At
The
Bus
Stop”. 


There
Ya
Have
It.

Jus
Another
Day
In
A
Life.

Now. On To The World.

Swamp Health Tip Of The Day.

For
Every
One
Pound
That
A
Human
Shed’s.

Exactly
4
Pounds
Of
Stress
On
Your
Joints
Muscles
And
Tendons
Will
As
Well
Be
Shed.

Makes
Sense.

Right?

Start
Feeling
Good.

Gonna
Throw
Some
Charts
At
Cha All.

To
Me
The
First
Chart
Is
Amazing.

In
A
Serious
Bad
Way.

The
Following
Charts
Are
The
Most
Complete
In
Regards
To
Overall
Facts. 

They
Represent
The
Year
2015.

Screen Shot 2013 12 03 at 5.29.16 AM

Wow.

In
America
We
Possess
The
Absolute
Without
One
Scintilla
Of
A
Doubt.

The
Highest
Paid
Teachers
On
This
Planet.

By
A
Bustillion
Country
Miles.

For
All
This
Stack$.

We
Ranking
Last
To
Close
To
Last
In
All
Categories.

Great
Fuckin
Job
Bloated
Belly
American
Educators.

Gaze
This
Chart.

 Possible.

GDP, current prices

(billion USD)

1
17,968
3
4,116
4
3,371
6
2,423
5
2,865
8
1,819
2
11,385
10
1,573
21
579
15
1,161
14
1,221
17
751
7
2,183
20
632
12
1,241
9
1,800
24
484
26
459
19
677
16
873
18
722
32
317
30
373
38
291
25
17,968
11
1,393
27
398
23
493
48
193
25
481
39
274
33
17,968
42
231
35
17,968
38
17,968
35
299
29
374
46
198
34
308
43
17,968
41
240
40
271
45
199
47
17,968
33
313
49
17,968
50
17,968
36
299
43
227
53
17,968
37
294
44
202
13
1,236
58
17,968
47
195
60
17,968
49
192
1980 1990 2000 2005 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015

GDP based on PPP valuation

(billion current international dollars)

2
17,968
4
4,842
5
3,842
12
2,174
10
2,647
7
3,208
9
2,660
11
2,220
3
8,027
1
19,510
15
1,636
16
1,628
14
1,681
8
2,839
25
964
23
1,003
27
831
19
1,137
17
1,576
30
724
38
492
37
495
45
411
39
483
29
742
41
467
27
19,510
24
996
34
571
46
404
13
1,849
31
665
22
1,105
34
19,510
21
1,107
26
931
39
19,510
48
353
41
19,510
42
19,510
47
385
44
19,510
28
814
46
19,510
47
19,510
33
577
43
424
44
414
6
3,474
49
341
40
469
35
551
36
531
42
430
1980 1990 2000 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015

Than.

Explain
To
Me
How
Such
A
Dirt
Low
Math
Science
And
Reading Comprehension
Standing
For
America
In
The
World
Is
Even
Possible.

GDP, current prices

(billion USD)

1

United States

17,968

3

Japan

4,116

4

Germany

3,371

6

France

2,423

5

United Kingdom

2,865

8

Italy

1,819

2

China

11,385

10

Canada

1,573

21

Argentina

579

15

Mexico

1,161

14

Spain

1,221

17

Netherlands

751

7

India

2,183

20

Saudi Arabia

632

12

Australia

1,241

9

Brazil

1,800

24

Sweden

484

26

Belgium

459

19

Switzerland

677

28

Islamic Republic of Iran

397

16

Indonesia

873

18

Turkey

722

32

South Africa

317

30

Austria

373

38

Denmark

291

25

Venezuela

17,968

26

Democratic Republic of the Congo

17,968

11

Korea

1,393

27

Norway

398

23

Nigeria

493

48

Greece

193

25

Poland

481

39

Colombia

274

33

Romania

17,968

42

Finland

231

35

Algeria

17,968

22

Taiwan Province of China

519

31

United Arab Emirates

339

38

Libya

17,968

35

Philippines

299

29

Thailand

374

46

Portugal

198

34

Hong Kong SAR

308

43

Kuwait

17,968

41

Chile

240

40

Pakistan

271

45

Vietnam

199

47

Bulgaria

17,968

33

Malaysia

313

49

Ghana

17,968

50

Egypt

17,968

36

Israel

299

43

Ireland

227

53

New Zealand

17,968

37

Singapore

294

44

Bangladesh

202

13

Russia

1,236

50

Czech Republic

182

58

Hungary

17,968

47

Kazakhstan

195

60

Iraq

17,968

49

Qatar

192

1980

1990

2000

2005

2011

2012

2013

2014

2015

Source: IMF World Economic Outlook (WEO), October 2015

GDP based on PPP valuation

(billion current international dollars)

2

United States

17,968

4

Japan

4,842

5

Germany

3,842

12

Italy

2,174

10

France

2,647

7

Brazil

3,208

9

United Kingdom

2,660

11

Mexico

2,220

3

India

8,027

1

China

19,510

15

Spain

1,636

16

Canada

1,628

14

Saudi Arabia

1,681

8

Indonesia

2,839

25

Argentina

964

18

Islamic Republic of Iran

1,382

23

Poland

1,003

27

Netherlands

831

19

Australia

1,137

17

Turkey

1,576

30

South Africa

724

38

Venezuela

492

37

Belgium

495

45

Romania

411

39

Switzerland

483

29

Philippines

742

41

Sweden

467

27

Greece

19,510

24

Egypt

996

34

Algeria

571

46

Austria

404

13

Korea

1,849

31

Colombia

665

22

Nigeria

1,105

34

Libya

19,510

32

United Arab Emirates

642

21

Thailand

1,107

20

Taiwan Province of China

1,114

26

Pakistan

931

39

Hungary

19,510

48

Norway

353

41

Denmark

19,510

42

Portugal

19,510

47

Peru

385

44

Finland

19,510

28

Malaysia

814

46

Kuwait

19,510

47

Bulgaria

19,510

33

Bangladesh

577

43

Chile

424

44

Hong Kong SAR

414

6

Russia

3,474

49

Ukraine

341

50

Czech Republic

331

40

Singapore

469

35

Vietnam

551

36

Iraq

531

42

Kazakhstan

430

1980

1990

2000

2011

2012

2013

2014

2015

Source: IMF World Economic Outlook (WEO), October 2015

This
Next
Chart
Is
Just
Completely
Whacked.

What
I’m
Walkin
Up
The
Canyon
Trail
With
Is
America
Is
Stupid
And
Lazy. 

If
All
The
Above
Was
Not
Enough.

United States GDP

Last

Previous

Highest

Lowest

Unit

GDP Growth Rate

0.70

2.00

16.90

-10.00

percent

[+]

GDP Annual Growth Rate

1.80

2.10

13.40

-4.10

percent

[+]

GDP

17419.00

16768.10

17419.00

543.30

USD Billion

[+]

GDP Constant Prices

16442.30

16414.00

16442.30

2084.60

USD Billion

[+]

Gross National Product

16585.10

16529.70

16585.10

2098.40

USD Billion

[+]

Gross Fixed Capital Formation

2762.20

2760.70

2762.20

1215.60

USD Billion

[+]

GDP per capita

46405.26

45660.73

46405.26

15791.86

USD

[+]

GDP per capita PPP

52117.76

51281.58

52117.76

36543.10

USD

[+]

GDP From Agriculture

205.30

191.10

235.10

123.30

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Construction

724.10

706.50

724.10

528.70

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Manufacturing

2187.70

2165.80

2187.70

1679.40

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Mining

292.90

335.10

476.10

197.60

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Public Administration

2330.90

2316.50

2330.90

1705.00

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Services

12319.30

12198.70

12319.30

8469.60

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Transport

528.60

525.90

528.60

357.50

USD Billion

[+]

GDP From Utilities

290.90

287.90

296.60

193.00

USD Billion

[+]

The
Above
Chart.

On
It’s
Best
Day.

Is
A
Stark
Dark
Less
Than
Laughable
Realty.

But
No
Worries.

The
Obama
Administration
Jumping
For
Silly
Joy.
I
Find
This
Next
Chart
Amazing
In
It’s
Own
Way.

In
So
Much
As
America
Is
The
Land
Of
The
Free
And
Home
Of
The
Brave.

America.

Ya All
Some
Sad – Sack
Miserable
Peep’s.

Check
It
Out.

 
Tehhhhh.

Don’t
Know
Bout
Cha All.

I’m
Laughing
My
Skinny
Ass
Right
Da
Fuck
Off.

Old Man
Charted
Out.

Movin On.

The
2016
Republican
Presidential
Debate.

Talk
Bout
Out
Da
Fuckin
Park.

Image result for pics mickey mantles longest home run out of the park

Mickey Mantle’s Longest Home Run Out Da Park

Wow.

Teddy ‘Boy’ Cruz
Showing
True
His
Colors.

All
Up
In
Da
Wah
Wah
Wah’s.

“I’m
Havin
My
Mamma
Take
Me
Right
Off
Dis
Stage.
Wah
Wah
Double
Wah”.

Teddy ‘Boy’.

Paleeezeee.

Grab
Tight
Your
Genitalia.

Ask
Your
LORD GOD
For
Divine
Guidance.

And

Pull
Up
Your
Draws
Son.

My
Man
Rand.
Paul.

Standin
Tall.

Stay
Da
Fuck
Up
On
It
Kentucky Senator Paul. 

Swamp Love
My
Man
Rand.

Ben Carson.

Releasing
Da
Hounds.

Lettin
It
Loose.

Standin Strong.

Jeb
Bringin
It.

Right

On
Florida
Governor.

Christy.

Big
Man
Ain’t
Playin.

Showin
Some
Real
Presidential
Flare.

Jersey Style. 

As
Well.
Droppin
Some
LB’s. 

Mr. Kaisac.
Representin.

America.

We
Got
Ourselves
A
Race.

One
Last 
Thang.

American Militia.

Image result for pics american militia

Honestly.

Dem
My
Boyz.

Cuz
In
The
Realty
Of
It
All.

They
Are
My
Last
Bastion
Of
Freedom.

Especially
With
This
Communist
Administration.

Thanks
Gentlemen
For
All
Your
Dedicated
Service
To
This
Once
Great
Country.

The
Fact
Of
It
All.

It
Is
Without
A
Doubt
The
Arizona Militia.

Image result for Arizona Militia Logo

Stationed
On
The
Arizona/Mexican
Border.

Image result for Arizona Militia mexico border

Daily.

Image result for Arizona Militia mexico border

Turning
Back
Meth
Tweeze(Marijuana)
And
People
Smugglers
Into
The
MexiHell
They
Came
From.

Any
Which
Way
They
Can.

Dead.

Or

Alive.

A
Task
The
Obama
White House
Has
Been
More
Than
Lax
And
Baffled
On
The
Straight Up 
100.

Thankz
Guyz.

I
Know
Ya All
Gonna
Stay
Da
Fuck
Up
On
It.

Semper Fi
Brothers.

 

Ryan. Out.


Tail End

The
Beautiful Women
Of
Turkey.

Thanks
For
The
Read
Guyz

Swamp Love Ya All

United States
Ukraine
France
Canada
United Kingdom
Germany
Russia
Portugal
Bulgaria
Slovakia
Japan
China
Kenya
Costa Rica
India
Belgium
Latvia
Philippines
Italy
Cuba?
Kazakhstan
Belarus
Thailand
Ireland
Mongolia
Hong Kong
Lithuania
Indonesia
Pakistan
Iraq
Malaysia
Thailand 
Spain
Taiwan
Cyprus 
South Korea
Vietnam
Italy
Czech Republic
Poland
Brazil
Qatar
Turkey
Egypt
Israel

In 
Da 
House

Runnin 
Wild 

Image result for Arizona african animals running wild

Down
In
Da Swamp

 

Didn’t 
Yo 
Mamma 
Tell 
Ya All 
Bout 
Da Swamp

 

2015 Roush Mustang
Sittin 
On 
Chrome

Image result for pics the swamp

Bottom Of Da Swamp

Image result for pics obama the muslim

Image result for pics obama the muslim

President Obamas

Best

Of

Very Best Friend’s

Mr.

American Terrorist

Murderer Of Police

Bomber Of 19 U.S. Federal Buildings

Current Member Of The Communist Party

Current Top Echelon Leader / Weatherman Underground

The

One

The

Only

William (Bill) Ayers

The

Bill Ayers

Murder Story

And

His

Plan

To

Smoke

25 Million

American Citizens

Read

It

And

Weep

America

Larry Grathwohl: Bill Ayers Planned to Kill 25 Million Americans in

Obama’s Friend Ayers: Kill 25 Million Americans – The New American

Bill Ayers – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Bill Ayers – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Bill Ayers – Obama’s Communist Terrorist Bomber Weather …

 

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